Ever Been Stoned?
03-14-2003 | 10:13 PM
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From: Sharkey-Images.com
What a time for my Cable Connection to go down...
Dial up sucks!
Thank God they knocked me out. When I woke this morning, I knew something didn't feel right. Nothing to eat for 18 hours and my gut was sticking way out . I felt like a blow fish.
The two lovely nurses were instructed to give me a cathetor.
I said, "Where the hell is that going?
" They proceeded to...well you know. 
Then they tried telling me I was empty. I said no way! Get a Dr. here ASAP, I am going to explode.
Sure enough, the nurses never made it to the bladder. The Dr told me there had to be over a litre that came out.
Now the good news...
I had to leave the hospital with some additional plumbing. I said, "Well Doc, at least you didn't use Stainless Steel Braided hose!"
1st nice weekend coming up, and I have to be going through this...
The Doc issued me plenty of Percocets...
Dial up sucks!
Thank God they knocked me out. When I woke this morning, I knew something didn't feel right. Nothing to eat for 18 hours and my gut was sticking way out . I felt like a blow fish.
The two lovely nurses were instructed to give me a cathetor.
I said, "Where the hell is that going?
" They proceeded to...well you know. Then they tried telling me I was empty. I said no way! Get a Dr. here ASAP, I am going to explode.
Sure enough, the nurses never made it to the bladder. The Dr told me there had to be over a litre that came out.
Now the good news...
I had to leave the hospital with some additional plumbing. I said, "Well Doc, at least you didn't use Stainless Steel Braided hose!"
1st nice weekend coming up, and I have to be going through this...
The Doc issued me plenty of Percocets...
Last edited by SHARKEY-IMAGES; 03-14-2003 at 10:15 PM.
03-15-2003 | 08:21 AM
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From: Sharkey-Images.com
03-15-2003 | 09:05 AM
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From: JERSEY,
Hey Sharkey...hope ya feel better...had them twice in my life so far,they suck and so does the treatment. Augie
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