Ok here's one that always works:

Have you always been beautiful or were you born that way?


And:

It's Inevitable!

You don't sweat much for a fat chick.

This one sound pretty bad guys. Stay away from it. It's one thing to get slapped after a bad line, but nobody deserves to have to marry her.

When she asks you your name tell her, Milk, because I do your body good.

I used to be bouncer at a rather famous niteclub in Chicago (Eric the Reds if you lived here in the 70's or 80's). There was a guy who used to stand by the door at closing time holding up a condom (still in the wrapper). His standards werent real high, but he got laid pretty regularly. Girls would be walking by and just say "Ok".

but how many chicks were hot 5%?

"Hey baby! How can a man trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die" ...."Wanna have a drink at my place?"

Still hasn't worked to this day!

I almost forgot my favorite

"Hello, do you know the difference between an blow-job and an balony sandwich? "

"No"

"Let's go to lunch"

Woman to Woman First of all buy'em a few shots. "Nice TiT*" "Do you want to join me and my boyfriend!" Most of the time they say YES!!!

How about this one . Ask if she has BIKINI IF SO ASK IF SHE WOULD LIKE TO GO BOATING!!