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Old 12-17-2003, 11:30 AM
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Sit on my face and I will guess your weight.
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Old 12-17-2003, 11:34 AM
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guy: "those are pretty earrings, but do you know what would look better on your years"?

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guy: "Your ankles."
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Old 12-17-2003, 11:50 AM
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"Why don't we go home and do the things I'm going to tell my friends we did anyway?"
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How can I love you if you won't lay down?
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Go up to a chic and say, "did you buy those pants with a VISA?" Reply: Because they are everywhere I want to be.
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What'll you say we make like Winnie-the-poo and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.

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Old 12-17-2003, 12:04 PM
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Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
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hey baby...Lets play Pearl Harbor...i'll lay down and you can blow the F*%$ out of me.
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Old 12-17-2003, 12:37 PM
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I was a bouncer in a bar called Eric the Reds in Chicago in the late 80's. There was a guy who used to stand at the door at closing time holding a condom up and he got laid regularly. He wasnt a proud man.
 
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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants
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