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Old 12-17-2003, 01:08 PM
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Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
That's the best pickup line i have ever heard LOL.

The last pick up line that was used on me was, and I quote, "UMMMM UHHHH UHHHH UMMM UHHHHH". It was pretty classic
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"My girlfriend is pregnant, will you go out with me"?
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I found this one pretty good too. If I flip a coin what are my chances of getting head.
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Old 12-17-2003, 01:50 PM
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You guys kill me.
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1. Are you happy to see me or did your hearing aids fall into your bra?

2. Wow......My lepard skin thong is pinching my a$$ hair something fierce.

3. Which "friends" character is your favorite.....I like Joey, he's a cutie.

4. .......and for whatever reason, these damn little leasions keep coming back, even after I dip my noodle in av gas and pop them like a big zit........

5. Does yaggie make your poop smell like rancid beef?

6. See that girl over there in the red shirt....I got naked with her last night.

7. When you go to pea, wave to the little camera I installed in the tampon machine.

8. I guess you did not know that black jeans make you look fat.

9. If I buy you a drink, can I have half?

10. Geez, last time I was in this place it was a gay bar.



Okay okay, not bad for an amatuer though.....
OMG!!! I had to get up from my desk, I thought I was gonna piss myself!!
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Hey IceAngle, thats because they were staring at your heaving chest.
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If we were both squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole?
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Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
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I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?
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