I know it's not impressive having a belly so big that that you can no longer see your penis......What IS impressive is that I have a belly this big and can still see my penis just fine.

I lost my virginity, can I have yours?

Excuse me, if you've lost your virginity can I use the box it came in.

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch?

Nice shirt, can I talk you out of it?

I may not be the hottest guy in the room, but i'm the only one talking to you.

You know, it's not premarital sex unless you plan on getting married.

I AM A POST WHORE.

Hey, let's f u c k !!!!!!

have you ever seen my magic watch,It says your not wearing any underwear. , "yes I am" sorry, damn things an hour fast.