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Best excuse to get out of a wedding

Old 07-23-2003, 03:43 PM
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Tell them you were car jacked on the way to the wedding, but not to worry because your O.K.
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Old 07-23-2003, 04:09 PM
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Dude.. I feel your pain. The problem is that it gets worse. Wait till they have kids. Then you have to go to birthday parties !!! It's horrible.

As far as an excuse.. Tell them to get married in the winter. Summer is too hot to be wearing a tux.
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Old 07-23-2003, 04:18 PM
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Tell your wife "I love going to weddings, although I feel guilty standing in a church wondering what sort of sexy lingerie the bride has on under her gown, and what she will be doing later that night. But Man do I love weddings!!!".
See when she asks you to go to the next one?
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Old 07-23-2003, 05:01 PM
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Try telling them that you love and respect them all too much to subject them to your presence............

T2x......... Just trying to be helpful.
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Old 07-23-2003, 05:07 PM
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Just send them some cash thats what it is all about anyway,and go Boating
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Old 07-23-2003, 05:51 PM
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tell them you just came back from a wonderful vacation in Beijing (by way of toronto) but unfortunatly have a little sore throat and are on the fence about weather or not to come to the wedding.
Pardon me, while I whip this out!
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Old 07-23-2003, 05:56 PM
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All they want is the gift anyhow. Send them the check and they make more money on not having to feed you too.
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Old 07-23-2003, 06:10 PM
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Originally posted by THRILLSEEKER
easy, tell them piss off, that you are going to Island Fest and that is way more important than any wedding, tell the wife the same thing
With that kind of attitude, when was the last time you got laid?
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Old 07-23-2003, 07:22 PM
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Say you used to date the bride and it would just make things terribly uncomfortable
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Old 07-23-2003, 07:32 PM
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Tell them you have to be at a boat race in the Bahamas because your wife bought you a One Design lease so you could feel the adrenaline rush of APBA Offshore Racing!
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