Best excuse to get out of a wedding
07-23-2003 | 08:40 PM
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Originally posted by THRILLSEEKER
easy, tell them piss off, that you are going to Island Fest and that is way more important than any wedding, tell the wife the same thing
or you can tell them that you were kidnaped by 20 no wait better make that 50 space ailiens and they brainwashed you into going to Island Fest
easy, tell them piss off, that you are going to Island Fest and that is way more important than any wedding, tell the wife the same thing
or you can tell them that you were kidnaped by 20 no wait better make that 50 space ailiens and they brainwashed you into going to Island Fest
Wait a second pal! Didnt you blow us off one weekend recently for a wedding!?!?
07-24-2003 | 04:24 AM
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From: the eastern shore of the Chesapeake Bay
Your wife is the only one who cares if you are there or not. Don't think for a minute that the rest of her family will even notice that you are not there. If your wife is like mine she will say "but I'll be embarrassed if you are not there" Trust me, she will find someone to talk to,and you can go boating. You do need to remember however, there is always good scenery at weddings.
07-24-2003 | 12:14 PM
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Get married in January or February. The best wedding I was ever at was then (my sister-in-law). NOBODY has anything else to do so they have a great time. Great time to take anniversary vacations to somewhere warm for the rest of your life!
Get married in January or February. The best wedding I was ever at was then (my sister-in-law). NOBODY has anything else to do so they have a great time. Great time to take anniversary vacations to somewhere warm for the rest of your life!
07-24-2003 | 09:41 PM
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From: Edgerock Baby!!
Here you go, foolproof...I used this a while ago but it worked well. Brother-in-law(far enough removed so they don't know him) was jailed-had to drive to town he was in to post bail. Works like a charm.
