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Old 07-23-2003, 08:10 PM
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Next wedding you go to, get REALLY smashed and throw up on the cake. You'll never get invited to a wedding again.
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Old 07-23-2003, 09:40 PM
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easy, tell them piss off, that you are going to Island Fest and that is way more important than any wedding, tell the wife the same thing


or you can tell them that you were kidnaped by 20 no wait better make that 50 space ailiens and they brainwashed you into going to Island Fest


Wait a second pal! Didnt you blow us off one weekend recently for a wedding!?!?
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Old 07-23-2003, 10:19 PM
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I like the way Madcow thinks
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Old 07-24-2003, 12:28 AM
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So many choices...
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Old 07-24-2003, 05:24 AM
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Your wife is the only one who cares if you are there or not. Don't think for a minute that the rest of her family will even notice that you are not there. If your wife is like mine she will say "but I'll be embarrassed if you are not there" Trust me, she will find someone to talk to,and you can go boating. You do need to remember however, there is always good scenery at weddings.
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Bucky, you hit the nail on the head.
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Old 07-24-2003, 01:04 PM
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We have a saying. "lick a stamp"

Actually I'm geing pressured into getting married. My only stipulation is that we get married on the water. A man has to keep a little dignity.

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Get married in January or February. The best wedding I was ever at was then (my sister-in-law). NOBODY has anything else to do so they have a great time. Great time to take anniversary vacations to somewhere warm for the rest of your life!
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State the facts. Over 50% of marriages end in divorce, so tell them that you will attend their next wedding(s)
Yah, but did you know, 100% of divorces START w/ a marriage..
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Here you go, foolproof...I used this a while ago but it worked well. Brother-in-law(far enough removed so they don't know him) was jailed-had to drive to town he was in to post bail. Works like a charm.
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