Hey, I got a boat and a full cooler, want to come?


Works amazingly good.

If ya wanna ride, I have plenty of rope to tie you up with later.

Hi there....... I know T2x........ Wanna dance?

Geez, I feel like a teacher. Tommy, if you want that line to work better, try getting the grammar correct:


Hey, I HAVE a boat and a full cooler. Want to come FOR A RIDE?

Say it this way and it may work amazingly WELL.



I think my favorite one came this past weekend at LOTO. Logan, one of Buck183's friends tried this on some drunk girls coming off the dock below our condo balcony:

Logan: "How you feeling?"
Girls: "Swell."
Logan: "Swell? I'm swollen."

Man, did the chicks run!! AWAY!!!!! LOL!!!

Dance I tought that connection would get me a lot further, more like "I know T2x.... whanna read the "Great moments in Cat history thread???"

Back in the days the time tested line was;

You don't sweat much for a fat chick.

and,

Is a fu@k out of the question?

The first one made them laugh the second one took care of all the forplay crap!

Of course I owned a Fountain then, and a Vette for that matter.

Would you like to see how long my boat is?

You can always try telling them

I f&$k on the first date.

I even have a t-shirt somewhere with that on it

Get them offshore and use the old standard "Hump Or Jump"

Five miles offshore put out, or get out takes on a whole new meaning.