Go Back  Offshoreonly.com > General Discussion > General Boating Discussion
Best pick up lines (Boat Related) >

Best pick up lines (Boat Related)

Notices

Best pick up lines (Boat Related)

Thread Tools
 
Old 08-28-2003, 10:56 PM
  #21  
Registered
 
Back4More's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Lake Michigan
Posts: 6,627
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

When you own a Fountain...Who needs pickup lines?
Back4More is offline  
Old 08-29-2003, 01:05 AM
  #22  
Registered
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: cleveland
Posts: 5,815
Likes: 0
Received 6 Likes on 4 Posts
Default

suck or swim!!!!!!
dreamer is offline  
Old 08-29-2003, 03:54 AM
  #23  
Registered
 
RollWithIt's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Pittsburgh
Posts: 6,130
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Hey there.... You know I have a boat.?.

This labeled by my non boat owning co-workers.
If they only knew.
RollWithIt is offline  
Old 08-29-2003, 03:37 PM
  #24  
Registered
 
Madcow's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Toledo Oh
Posts: 1,915
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally posted by Back4More
When you own a Fountain...Who needs pickup lines?
Yeah, cause what can you say to cover THAT up?
Madcow is offline  
Old 08-29-2003, 05:16 PM
  #25  
Registered
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Tampa, FL
Posts: 310
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Talking

Bahahaha! These are great! From a chick's perspective, I was trying to decide which one might really work - hmmm.........

Get them offshore and use the old standard "Hump Or Jump"
Yeah, this one might.......
Dirty Race Girl is offline  
Old 08-29-2003, 05:38 PM
  #26  
Registered
 
East Coast B's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Lehigh Valley, Pennsylvania
Posts: 1,567
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Just having the boat was enough in itself!!! It puts you right in front of the other guys who can't say the magic words.... "Let's go for a ride". A lot of times, we would just hang out in the boat drinking an listening to tunes and the girls just come up.... best one though.... she made the offer right up front..... she'll take off her top and bring a round of drinks from the bar for a ride.... and now the ringer.... she was with her boyfriend and brother..... they were a bunch of fun!!!
East Coast B is offline  
Old 08-30-2003, 01:45 AM
  #27  
Registered
 
RollWithIt's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Pittsburgh
Posts: 6,130
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Nice one. It seems that topless girls and boating goes hand in hand.
RollWithIt is offline  
Old 09-02-2003, 06:58 AM
  #28  
Registered
 
VinMan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Freehold NJ
Posts: 606
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

When I met my Fiance' I figured id impress her a little by telling her about my two boats, the first words out of her mouth was" I hate boats and hate the water" She seen "Jaws" too many times!
VinMan is offline  
Old 09-02-2003, 07:40 AM
  #29  
Registered
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: GUN LAKE MICHIGAN
Posts: 80
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

I took a Lady out on my boat for a day on the lake and its 24 years later I have a 24 year old son, still have the lady and a 50' Cary. Not a bad deal!!!!!
HOTROD2 is offline  
Old 09-02-2003, 08:15 AM
  #30  
Registered
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 4,215
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Well this weekend I tried the "Hey lets go for a boat ride" then scard the livin **** outa her.......8 footers in a 28ft. boat,,,,,,,,jeez wonder why she was scared
THRILLSEEKER is offline  


Quick Reply: Best pick up lines (Boat Related)


Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.