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Originally Posted by madhatter42
(Post 3320911)
Blenders...
Jay: I was reading "Absolute Insanity 2" I couldn't figure out where I'd seen the boat before..then I realized.... Thankfully this one was "Temporary" haha |
1: "Whoops"
2: "Oh SH$(" 3: "Ahh *UCK" 4: "Nice Job *eye roll*" 5: "Smooth" 6: "Does that come factory?" 7: "I know how to navigate....." 8: "Don't worry, I know where we're going" 9: "She's not that drunk" 10: "Damnit, that's the dock isn't it" 11: "WATCH THE DRIVES!" 12: "How bad is it?" 13: "We're out of beer..." 14: "What smells like it's burning?" 15: "I need more power..." and the best...."Next season I'm going to......." <---never gets done.. I think those are the most commonly used phrases that I can think of during boating season...paying a little homage to those moments boaters know all too well... ..and my personal best this year with someone... Friend - "That's Block Island....." Me - "No, it's not..." Friend - "yes it is, I'm sure of it...I've done this a thousand times...." Me -"So have I, and no, it's not..." Friend - "Yes, I know where I am...if that's not Block Island I'll buy you drinks all weekend...it won't take long if it's not we can just run the other way..." Me - "Deal...and nope I'm pretty sure it's not..." Me - "That's Montauk...see that big island out there...to the left...that's Block Island...." Friend - "Ahh $hit.." |
Originally Posted by madhatter42
(Post 3320935)
1: "Whoops"
2: "Oh SH$(" 3: "Ahh *UCK" 4: "Nice Job *eye roll*" 5: "Smooth" 6: "Does that come factory?" 7: "I know how to navigate....." 8: "Don't worry, I know where we're going" 9: "She's not that drunk" 10: "Damnit, that's the dock isn't it" 11: "WATCH THE DRIVES!" 12: "How bad is it?" 13: "We're out of beer..." I think those are the most commonly used phrases that I can think of during boating season... 1. Don't F'n puke IN the boat...lean over dammit! 2. I'm cold!!!!!!!!!!! (her) SHUT UP!!!!! (me!) :party-smiley-004: 3. I'm hittin' bottom aren't I...!!!!!! 4. Yes officer.....I KNOW my boat is supposed to have muffers!! WTF! |
"85DB. I'm way below that!"
"I have to pee" -too bad, we don't use the head, go overboard... "Slow down..." NO! "****, that was a no wake zone wasn't it...oh well....*throttle up*...lets go.." |
These quotes are great! Should be a thread by itself!...... Jay, that "buoy touch" was in the Carrera, that river current is a MFker! Its not my fault Ive had 3 boat in the last 3 summers! Its a disease, and I got it bad. Anyway, heres a few of mine....
ME DOCKING AT CLAUDIOS Wife: "do you want me to do anything?" Me: "No, dont touch a thing!" 10 MIN LATER Me: " well are you just gonna sit there while I crash into every friggin boat in the place????" 1: Oh sh!t, did I put the plug in??? 2: who the hell was eatin potato chips in here!!!!! 3: anybody got a Red Bull? 4: Whoaa, who is she. Thank god for sun glasses! 5: Why does that dude in the Sutphen keep staring at us???? |
You forgot to add "Nice windshield". :D
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Originally Posted by SS930
(Post 3321004)
You forgot to add "Nice windshield". :D
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"Damnit, who's bright idea was it to put glass bottles in the cooler, I said only cans" Me
"Mine, I like my girly drinks..." - Her "LEARN TO DRINK OUT OF A PLASTIC BOTTLE" - ME haha some of these are priceless, we've all had em.. The best are people who try and help..."I was just trying to help" well you certainly showed trying is with the intent to fail...don't touch anything.... Best I have is, Don't pull the bow in...DONT PULL THE BOW IN...DONT PULL MY *UCKING BOW IN.... WHY ARE YOU STILL PULLING.... Then you sit there trying to put one drive in reverse, and dealing with the moron on the dock not listening...lol that urks me to no end.. |
Originally Posted by SS930
(Post 3320648)
A lot of truth to that! As much as we rib Jeff about his boat, it's a very practical boat (nice avatar Kev!). Something similar with a single 300xs and in the 24-26' range would probably be a ton of worry-free fun. :cool: With that said it's not the ego thing that drives me towards a larger boat, it's the fact that I'm sick of getting the crap beat out of me the second the wind kicks up a little. In fact I'm not sure how much more my back can take these days! Honestly, I think something around the 34-36' range is kind of the sweet-spot for our area. Big enough to be comfortable on all but the roughest days, but still trailerable (barely anyway).
In 8 years with the Cafe I never said this boat is to small, I think that 34-38 ft. is more then enough until Kevin bough a 40 footer of course:lolhit: |
sayings often spoken on our boat
1. me: hammer down brother: relax you are drunk me: you are such a puss 2. if i had duct tape, i would tape those throttles to the dash 3. who the hell pissed all over the cabin 4. guest: how fast does this thing go 5. me: move the hell out of the way, i need lines and bumpers 6. me: turn this music up, its my jam 7. me: i am ****faced |
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