Scared girl in the back seat: "I was punching you in the back for 5 minutes screaming slow down. You didn't feel that?"
Me: "No"
Girl: "I hurt my hand"
Me: "If your hand was on the grab handle where it belongs it would be fine"

She hasn't been back since.

I like winter but i'm starting to look forward to boating already.

I think it was you that pulled out the tape measure first... I seem to recall you begining your moves to that 42 long before Kev had his 31 FS! :drink:

Regardless, I cant compete in the biggest Johnson contest, I know I cant hang with you guys! :angry-smiley-044:

Hahahahahahaha!!!!! Those are funny! #3 really cracked me up. I can just picture you guys all f'd up bickering back and forth! Good stuff Justin.

I remenber that story!

Sister in law: Stop the boat I think I broke my leg
Me: Get off the floor and stand up!
Her: I twisted my knee
Me Nope you where right the first time that thing is broken
Here: Sh!t really get me a beer
Me: here is you r beer..can't believe this happend again
Her: How many times has this happened
Me: shut up and drink your beer:ernaehrung004:

Hahahahahaha.............:evilb:

Your join date was Feb 2008 thats 3 years my friend that equals 2 posts per day for 3 years straight:eek:

Ha I always thought it would be funny to mount a helmet cam facing the passengers' faces to get the ridiculous expressions on rough days. Especially the newbies. Get that "picture is worth a thousand words" effect.

me: move the hell out of the way, i need lines and bumpers
them: don't turn down the music...
me: shut the **** up, get out of the way, you have plenty of time when we get in..
them: but...@#)@#*@)#%*@#)@#%* ya de ya de yadad
Me: IF YOU DONT HELP ME WE WILL NEVER DOCK...
them: (USELESS)
ME: DOCKED you can get off now, no don't put your goddamn heels on my paint...yes ill pay for your drinks...yes we're staying...shut up....
them: (USELESS)
ME: about 3hrs later (BIG GRIN)

Dont know if anyone watched the weather, but ...IN THE 50s NEXT WEEK !!!!! Everone, grab your coolers and your ice picks and lets go boating!

Newbie: How fast does this boat go?
Me: Mid to high 70's
Newbie: thats it I thought it woul be faster
Me: Really????
Newbie: wow it is rough out how big are these waves?
Me: 3 to 5's......having fun yet?
Newbie: I can't believe the boat takes this kind of a beating
Me: Yeah me too
Newbie: Do these boats ever flip over?
Me: Yup all the time
Newbie: I think I just shat myself
Me: F ing rookies!