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Big Time 02-11-2011 08:35 AM


Originally Posted by 4195 (Post 3321542)
Newbie: How fast does this boat go?
Me: Mid to high 70's
Newbie: thats it I thought it woul be faster
Me: Really????
Newbie: wow it is rough out how big are these waves?
Me: 3 to 5's......having fun yet?
Newbie: I can't believe the boat takes this kind of a beating
Me: Yeah me too
Newbie: Do these boats ever flip over?
Me: Yup all the time
Newbie: I think I just shat myself
Me: F ing rookies!


I've gotten the "Have you ever flipped this thing...?" LOL!!! :drink:

1MOSES1 02-11-2011 08:39 AM


Originally Posted by 4195 (Post 3321542)
Newbie: How fast does this boat go?
Me: Mid to high 70's
Newbie: thats it I thought it woul be faster
Me: Really????
Newbie: wow it is rough out how big are these waves?
Me: 3 to 5's......having fun yet?
Newbie: I can't believe the boat takes this kind of a beating
Me: Yeah me too
Newbie: Do these boats ever flip over?
Me: Yup all the time
Newbie: I think I just shat myself
Me: F ing rookies!

hahaha...

1MOSES1 02-11-2011 08:47 AM

i dont have a story per se but you know what really chaps my ass...

when people drink from those plastic solo cups...when we are in the river cruising its fine (pretty calm). then when we hit the no wake between the bridges i tell everyone..."finish your drinks, it gets rough out in the ocean. i dont want you to spill your drink all over the cockpit."

*15 minutes later leaving the no wake zone*

everyone still has a full drink in there hand and we are hammered down in the sound. i think by the time we got to the pavilion everyones cup was either in the water or empty on the floor (it looked like it was raining in our boat). meanwhile i was standing in the back effin soaked with red bull and vodka. it was so bad that my watch had adhered to my wrist. i looked like a damn sugar cane. people were sticking to me in the bar.

fricken guests dont listen.

SS930 02-11-2011 09:09 AM

The funny thing is, all of the above are pretty much true and I think we've all been there! :drink:

4195 02-11-2011 09:27 AM


Originally Posted by moses0324 (Post 3321583)
i dont have a story per se but you know what really chaps my ass...

when people drink from those plastic solo cups...when we are in the river cruising its fine (pretty calm). then when we hit the no wake between the bridges i tell everyone..."finish your drinks, it gets rough out in the ocean. i dont want you to spill your drink all over the cockpit."

*15 minutes later leaving the no wake zone*

everyone still has a full drink in there hand and we are hammered down in the sound. i think by the time we got to the pavilion everyones cup was either in the water or empty on the floor (it looked like it was raining in our boat). meanwhile i was standing in the back effin soaked with red bull and vodka. it was so bad that my watch had adhered to my wrist. i looked like a damn sugar cane. people were sticking to me in the bar.

fricken guests dont listen.

I always announce 5 min before we throttle up "drink em if got em"!

WildThing47 02-11-2011 12:17 PM

That rodent didn't see his shadow...so we should all be out soon...

JayFan 02-11-2011 03:44 PM


Originally Posted by 4195 (Post 3321615)
I always announce 5 min before we throttle up "drink em if got em"!

I do the same......but the broads STILLLLL have 1/2 a beer left when it's go time. Too much damn talking and not enough swallowing. uhhhhhhhhh that sounded bad...:evilb:

kreed 02-13-2011 12:02 PM

Judging by Dans avitar, there may be a new boat amounst us? AND the words Sutphen are gone! Sutphen sold and OL purchased? Any pics? :party-smiley-004:

WildThing47 02-13-2011 05:12 PM

I think the boat's old home was on long island...I can't be sure...all white..very nice boat he was at several runs..and Boatapalooza...really slick, providing it's the same boat..

302Sport 02-13-2011 09:53 PM

And it has room for the ladies so no more excuses :party-smiley-004:


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