CT B.S. Thread
02-11-2011 | 08:35 AM
#251
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Joined: Aug 2007
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From: Westport, CT
Newbie: How fast does this boat go?
Me: Mid to high 70's
Newbie: thats it I thought it woul be faster
Me: Really????
Newbie: wow it is rough out how big are these waves?
Me: 3 to 5's......having fun yet?
Newbie: I can't believe the boat takes this kind of a beating
Me: Yeah me too
Newbie: Do these boats ever flip over?
Me: Yup all the time
Newbie: I think I just shat myself
Me: F ing rookies!
Me: Mid to high 70's
Newbie: thats it I thought it woul be faster
Me: Really????
Newbie: wow it is rough out how big are these waves?
Me: 3 to 5's......having fun yet?
Newbie: I can't believe the boat takes this kind of a beating
Me: Yeah me too
Newbie: Do these boats ever flip over?
Me: Yup all the time
Newbie: I think I just shat myself
Me: F ing rookies!
I've gotten the "Have you ever flipped this thing...?" LOL!!!
02-11-2011 | 08:39 AM
#252
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Newbie: How fast does this boat go?
Me: Mid to high 70's
Newbie: thats it I thought it woul be faster
Me: Really????
Newbie: wow it is rough out how big are these waves?
Me: 3 to 5's......having fun yet?
Newbie: I can't believe the boat takes this kind of a beating
Me: Yeah me too
Newbie: Do these boats ever flip over?
Me: Yup all the time
Newbie: I think I just shat myself
Me: F ing rookies!
Me: Mid to high 70's
Newbie: thats it I thought it woul be faster
Me: Really????
Newbie: wow it is rough out how big are these waves?
Me: 3 to 5's......having fun yet?
Newbie: I can't believe the boat takes this kind of a beating
Me: Yeah me too
Newbie: Do these boats ever flip over?
Me: Yup all the time
Newbie: I think I just shat myself
Me: F ing rookies!
02-11-2011 | 08:47 AM
#253
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i dont have a story per se but you know what really chaps my ass...
when people drink from those plastic solo cups...when we are in the river cruising its fine (pretty calm). then when we hit the no wake between the bridges i tell everyone..."finish your drinks, it gets rough out in the ocean. i dont want you to spill your drink all over the cockpit."
*15 minutes later leaving the no wake zone*
everyone still has a full drink in there hand and we are hammered down in the sound. i think by the time we got to the pavilion everyones cup was either in the water or empty on the floor (it looked like it was raining in our boat). meanwhile i was standing in the back effin soaked with red bull and vodka. it was so bad that my watch had adhered to my wrist. i looked like a damn sugar cane. people were sticking to me in the bar.
fricken guests dont listen.
when people drink from those plastic solo cups...when we are in the river cruising its fine (pretty calm). then when we hit the no wake between the bridges i tell everyone..."finish your drinks, it gets rough out in the ocean. i dont want you to spill your drink all over the cockpit."
*15 minutes later leaving the no wake zone*
everyone still has a full drink in there hand and we are hammered down in the sound. i think by the time we got to the pavilion everyones cup was either in the water or empty on the floor (it looked like it was raining in our boat). meanwhile i was standing in the back effin soaked with red bull and vodka. it was so bad that my watch had adhered to my wrist. i looked like a damn sugar cane. people were sticking to me in the bar.
fricken guests dont listen.
02-11-2011 | 09:27 AM
#255
Can You Hear Me Now??
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 2,758
Likes: 102
From: Old Saybrook CT
i dont have a story per se but you know what really chaps my ass...
when people drink from those plastic solo cups...when we are in the river cruising its fine (pretty calm). then when we hit the no wake between the bridges i tell everyone..."finish your drinks, it gets rough out in the ocean. i dont want you to spill your drink all over the cockpit."
*15 minutes later leaving the no wake zone*
everyone still has a full drink in there hand and we are hammered down in the sound. i think by the time we got to the pavilion everyones cup was either in the water or empty on the floor (it looked like it was raining in our boat). meanwhile i was standing in the back effin soaked with red bull and vodka. it was so bad that my watch had adhered to my wrist. i looked like a damn sugar cane. people were sticking to me in the bar.
fricken guests dont listen.
when people drink from those plastic solo cups...when we are in the river cruising its fine (pretty calm). then when we hit the no wake between the bridges i tell everyone..."finish your drinks, it gets rough out in the ocean. i dont want you to spill your drink all over the cockpit."
*15 minutes later leaving the no wake zone*
everyone still has a full drink in there hand and we are hammered down in the sound. i think by the time we got to the pavilion everyones cup was either in the water or empty on the floor (it looked like it was raining in our boat). meanwhile i was standing in the back effin soaked with red bull and vodka. it was so bad that my watch had adhered to my wrist. i looked like a damn sugar cane. people were sticking to me in the bar.
fricken guests dont listen.
02-11-2011 | 03:44 PM
#257
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From: East Lyme, CT
