Scared girl in the back seat: "I was punching you in the back for 5 minutes screaming slow down. You didn't feel that?"
Me: "No"
Girl: "I hurt my hand"
Me: "If your hand was on the grab handle where it belongs it would be fine"

She hasn't been back since.

I like winter but i'm starting to look forward to boating already.

I think it was you that pulled out the tape measure first... I seem to recall you begining your moves to that 42 long before Kev had his 31 FS! :drink:

Regardless, I cant compete in the biggest Johnson contest, I know I cant hang with you guys! :angry-smiley-044:

Hahahahahahaha!!!!! Those are funny! #3 really cracked me up. I can just picture you guys all f'd up bickering back and forth! Good stuff Justin.

I remenber that story!

Sister in law: Stop the boat I think I broke my leg
Me: Get off the floor and stand up!
Her: I twisted my knee
Me Nope you where right the first time that thing is broken
Here: Sh!t really get me a beer
Me: here is you r beer..can't believe this happend again
Her: How many times has this happened
Me: shut up and drink your beer:ernaehrung004:

Hahahahahaha.............:evilb:

Your join date was Feb 2008 thats 3 years my friend that equals 2 posts per day for 3 years straight:eek:

Ha I always thought it would be funny to mount a helmet cam facing the passengers' faces to get the ridiculous expressions on rough days. Especially the newbies. Get that "picture is worth a thousand words" effect.

me: move the hell out of the way, i need lines and bumpers
them: don't turn down the music...
me: shut the **** up, get out of the way, you have plenty of time when we get in..
them: but...@#)@#*@)#%*@#)@#%* ya de ya de yadad
Me: IF YOU DONT HELP ME WE WILL NEVER DOCK...
them: (USELESS)
ME: DOCKED you can get off now, no don't put your goddamn heels on my paint...yes ill pay for your drinks...yes we're staying...shut up....
them: (USELESS)
ME: about 3hrs later (BIG GRIN)

Dont know if anyone watched the weather, but ...IN THE 50s NEXT WEEK !!!!! Everone, grab your coolers and your ice picks and lets go boating!

Newbie: How fast does this boat go?
Me: Mid to high 70's
Newbie: thats it I thought it woul be faster
Me: Really????
Newbie: wow it is rough out how big are these waves?
Me: 3 to 5's......having fun yet?
Newbie: I can't believe the boat takes this kind of a beating
Me: Yeah me too
Newbie: Do these boats ever flip over?
Me: Yup all the time
Newbie: I think I just shat myself
Me: F ing rookies!

I've gotten the "Have you ever flipped this thing...?" LOL!!! :drink:

hahaha...

i dont have a story per se but you know what really chaps my ass...

when people drink from those plastic solo cups...when we are in the river cruising its fine (pretty calm). then when we hit the no wake between the bridges i tell everyone..."finish your drinks, it gets rough out in the ocean. i dont want you to spill your drink all over the cockpit."

*15 minutes later leaving the no wake zone*

everyone still has a full drink in there hand and we are hammered down in the sound. i think by the time we got to the pavilion everyones cup was either in the water or empty on the floor (it looked like it was raining in our boat). meanwhile i was standing in the back effin soaked with red bull and vodka. it was so bad that my watch had adhered to my wrist. i looked like a damn sugar cane. people were sticking to me in the bar.

fricken guests dont listen.

The funny thing is, all of the above are pretty much true and I think we've all been there! :drink:

I always announce 5 min before we throttle up "drink em if got em"!

That rodent didn't see his shadow...so we should all be out soon...

I do the same......but the broads STILLLLL have 1/2 a beer left when it's go time. Too much damn talking and not enough swallowing. uhhhhhhhhh that sounded bad...:evilb:

Judging by Dans avitar, there may be a new boat amounst us? AND the words Sutphen are gone! Sutphen sold and OL purchased? Any pics? :party-smiley-004:

I think the boat's old home was on long island...I can't be sure...all white..very nice boat he was at several runs..and Boatapalooza...really slick, providing it's the same boat..

And it has room for the ladies so no more excuses :party-smiley-004:

Not to change the subject but, Is it true MALLOY wants to TAX boats thru the towns for personal property like cars,ect,ect?? That will really boost the economy, There will be an influx of boats from DOVER,DE again. And the state will LOSE revenew thru registrations going out of state.Not to mention the jobs lost at marina's and the like.

if that happens my boat will suddenly become a RI boat....I will join the sick stinger club!!!! hahaha

malloy does not want to be re-elected, does he?

Havent read all I missed I was In FL for a while. Mostly Flying with Turbo Eddie of CPBA fame, and a little boating thrown in, We had a great time down there. Appareantly missed ALLOT on here though.LOL

I was out 2 days ago!

Jealous anyone:eek:?

Oh, someone has to run with this... :party-smiley-004:






BTW, welcome back Jeff, Sick missed you! :D

You start........:party-smiley-004:

I already did. ;)

Wow

Hahahahahahaha! South Beach Jeff?:kiss:

Only because I like you, I won't go on with this.... ;)

This Taxation of boats....:bsflag::bsflag::bsflag::bsflag::bsflag:


If we fired every state worker...and went for 1 year...we'd still be 2/3rds in debt..think of it that way...Thanks Rell....

Lets keep giving money away...like the 3.5 million to senior citizen programs to stop them from smoking..am I the only one who thinks this is ridiculous.....WHO CARES, LET EM SMOKE...ITS NOT THE STATES JOB TO INTERVENE...I read the budget...there's atleast 500 million that could be redirected...we have 3 different agencies doing the same damn thing...they just want to kill the economy...the dow is back to 12k...the economy is trashed...what did this really do? Everyone is bleeding...I really dislike everything that's going on currently..

Makes me sick. Especially Small and Medium business owners, who're dropping like flies....thanks State and Fed Govt. GOOD JOB...

On and all this lovely taxation...no wonder industry is moving out of CT...I'd leave too...

I have one word for CT

Its:

Republican!


Thanks for the welcome home!

iTS ALLOT LIKE BEING THROWN IN A BLENDER!

heres some pic from Eddies place

Ill add some in flight pics later

heres a couple in flight

some of the ground pics are being taken out of the TOP of the planes canopy. you can see the handle in the pics.

It sure was nice to be in the warm weather and see some freakin palm trees after all the snow we got hammered with recently

That looks like fun!!!

Sounds like you had a great trip except for all of the pickle kissing. :evilb:

Whoever thinks that RAISING taxes at this particular time is going to help is f'n crazy! People are hurting enough....and they think that pinching us MORE is going to stimulate the economy????? WTF! Who votes these morons into office????? Sorry for the rant! :coolcowboy:

Ha Mine as well..

Yup!
This is not a pro business state at all. Look Pfizer just moved a big operation to Mass. The budget is insane and makes fiscal sense what so ever. They were interviewing someone on tv this morning and they said it is about time we started making the wealthy pay more. First off how many of you feel wealthy? Second what an idiotic statement. So let's take those that create jobs and spend in the economy and make them give us more of their hard earned money so we can piss it away on non smoking. Give me a break it is time for our own revolt here in CT.

The suffocation of the middle class is disturbing....I want to go back 5 years ago....because this is ridiculous...the rich pay more? That's great...just because you did well you're penalized...you're doing ok, you're penalized...you're unfortunate...we all get to pay for you...or...you're penalized...

I find it ridiculous we have to continually get taxed on our money after we've already paid...taxed to own it...taxed to use it...what an incentive to do well....

Pfizer...I agree..for big business...the motto is run...don't walk...from this state...

I'm a small/medium and it's honestly a mess...

If it were up to "them"...... we all would be "equal".....and there would be no "weathly". :bsflag:

It's pretty bad when you're penalized for hard work. That's sure as hell not what this country was built upon. IMO.

I just had to post this...to bring us back to the humor mindset...

I was in tears when I read this...

What do you think he'll do if i send him the gold chain from my old dining room light?...I think I'll try it. Thanks for the address and laugh! :drink: