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Old 05-02-2002 | 01:08 PM
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36 YEAR OLD WIFE FOR SALE,JUST TAKE OVER PAYMENTS!SHAPELY BRUNETTE,WONT LET ME DO ANYTHING!!!!!!I WANTED TO GO TO THE CIGARETTE REUNION THIS WEEKEND AND SHE WONT LET ME GO!!!I EVEN OFFERED TO BRING HER ALONG AND SHE WONT GO!!!!!!
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Old 05-02-2002 | 01:19 PM
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Try saying...hey bab...see you in a few days.
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Old 05-02-2002 | 01:19 PM
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I hear ya! My wife thinks I am having sex with my Cigarette?

They just don't understand!

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Old 05-02-2002 | 01:31 PM
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I'm somewhat interested can you send pics? I would also like to take her for a test drive
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Old 05-02-2002 | 01:33 PM
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Bummer Dude!
Should have tried the lease program!

Sorry, I just had to!
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Old 05-02-2002 | 01:39 PM
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SORRY NO TEST DRIVE,JUST TAKE HER,ALL HER BILLS,AND WHAT THE HELL,YOU CAN HAVE OUR PET CAT TOO:I KEEP THE BOAT!D
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Old 05-02-2002 | 01:45 PM
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Damn
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Old 05-02-2002 | 01:48 PM
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Default How About Hmmmmm.....
Some measurements possibly...???
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Old 05-02-2002 | 01:59 PM
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SORRY DUDE,IVE ALREADY TRIED THE TWO CHIX AND ME AND ITS NOT GONNA HAPPEN.SHE WILL ONLY DO ANGELINA JOLI.
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Old 05-02-2002 | 02:08 PM
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YOU LUCKY DOG YOU!!!!!!ENJOY THEM BOTH!!!!!!
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