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jeff1000man 03-24-2007 02:53 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2069527)
What is he going to drain the holding tank and put it back up????:D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

jeff1000man 03-24-2007 02:53 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2069483)
that is all I need:cool:


So,,,,,, your saying she has low expectations??????

jeff1000man 03-24-2007 02:54 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2069518)
The Trojan is casting off at about 3:30


Come by my place, I should be around most of the day doing stuff for work.

tomtbone1993 03-24-2007 03:00 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2069530)
So,,,,,, your saying she has low expectations??????

How many times did you get laid this past week? :chimp:

jeff1000man 03-24-2007 03:01 PM

Awful,,, just awful,,, Your hitting below the belt there.

tomtbone1993 03-24-2007 04:55 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2069538)
Awful,,, just awful,,, Your hitting below the belt there.

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb: :chimp:

jeff1000man 03-24-2007 04:59 PM

The guy that bought Rob's old Scarab is storing about 5 units down from yours. Met him yesterday.

jeff1000man 03-24-2007 05:01 PM

Just saw the Boatpics chopper fly by my house. There are a lot of boats out today, so he should get some good pics. The only one I recognized was Romano's boat. There were about 5 new ones that I saw though. All 33' and up.

tomtbone1993 03-24-2007 05:07 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2069623)
The guy that bought Rob's old Scarab is storing about 5 units down from yours. Met him yesterday.

you and him should get along well. you both are in the 60MPH club. I will tell lefty about your new member:cool:

txlefty 03-24-2007 05:10 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2069335)
very cool....I can promise you one thing. If you never set a goal you will not acheive it. It sounds like you have a goal set, a game plan made, and a clear vision. :cool: Go get em Tiger

Sorry I couldn't B/S with you loosers I was busy selling dirt....2 to be exact! So took Tom's advice and got off my lazy AZZ! So it looks like I'll be able to keep the bucket running for another month! Call me later fools I'm off to church! I'll pray for you and your boats! :D

tomtbone1993 03-24-2007 05:12 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2069633)
Was Romano above water?

:eek: :eek: :eek: :evilb: :evilb:

jeff1000man 03-24-2007 05:26 PM

LMAO.......

Yes George, please pray for Tom.

jeff1000man 03-24-2007 05:27 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2069628)
you and him should get along well. you both are in the 60MPH club. I will tell lefty about your new member:cool:


I am having NASA engineers wax the bottom of the boat. It will soon be in the 69.6 MPH Club.

tomtbone1993 03-24-2007 05:31 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2069632)
Sorry I couldn't B/S with you loosers I was busy selling dirt....2 to be exact! So took Tom's advice and got off my lazy AZZ! So it looks like I'll be able to keep the bucket running for another month! Call me later fools I'm off to church! I'll pray for you and your boats! :D

thankyou

tomtbone1993 03-24-2007 05:32 PM

This message has been deleted by joew.. Reason: thats wrong





why because its true? alot of boats sink twice in the same summer

joew. 03-24-2007 05:34 PM

correction; that's wrong

jeff1000man 03-24-2007 05:34 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2069632)
Sorry I couldn't B/S with you loosers I was busy selling dirt....2 to be exact! So took Tom's advice and got off my lazy AZZ! So it looks like I'll be able to keep the bucket running for another month! Call me later fools I'm off to church! I'll pray for you and your boats! :D


What,

2 buckets, 2 cups, tablespoons, boxes, truckloads, pocketfuls, tracktor loads, boat loads, sh*t loads, b&tt loads, f*ck loads,

anyone else have anythig??

jeff1000man 03-24-2007 05:36 PM

OH, I forgot

Shovelfuls, wheelbarrows, trailer loads.......

tomtbone1993 03-25-2007 01:51 AM

10/4

txlefty 03-25-2007 12:45 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2069947)
10/4

Looks like someone got home drunkand was playing on the computer......how was bowling.

jeff1000man 03-25-2007 01:00 PM

He's not at work today, that means he is taking the day off from OSO...

tomtbone1993 03-25-2007 01:25 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2070228)
Looks like someone got home drunkand was playing on the computer......how was bowling.

did not go hooked up with my buddy of Woodrows.......got hammered i hate yager:drool:

jeff1000man 03-25-2007 06:22 PM

That guy in the Sunsation, Louies old boat, has been hittin it hard again this evening.

He needs a bigger boat or something.

spk1 03-25-2007 10:02 PM

Just got back from Padre,, Somebody should have told me,, no one over 16 goes there anymore,, after almost running over some dumb azz kid that passed out in the middle of the street, we took the party to the strip club,, and never returned to the island again :drink: :drink: . But Remember,, Theres no sex in the champaign room,,,

jeff1000man 03-26-2007 09:41 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2070639)
Just got back from Padre,, Somebody should have told me,, no one over 16 goes there anymore,, after almost running over some dumb azz kid that passed out in the middle of the street, we took the party to the strip club,, and never returned to the island again :drink: :drink: . But Remember,, Theres no sex in the champaign room,,,


I waned you.

Do you still have your trailer? I need to do some work on mine to get it ready, wanted to see if the offer was still good.

wstultz 03-26-2007 10:51 AM

Well it's not even 11:00 and I already spent way too much money on new pipes. Does anyone need their boat detailed or their lawn mowed? I'm going to be shlubbin it for a while to catch up.....headers are expensive! The price of my boat just went up but I think with this purchase I just decided to keep it.

jeff1000man 03-26-2007 11:08 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2070995)
Well it's not even 11:00 and I already spent way too much money on new pipes. Does anyone need their boat detailed or their lawn mowed? I'm going to be shlubbin it for a while to catch up.....headers are expensive! The price of my boat just went up but I think with this purchase I just decided to keep it.

What kind did you buy?

wstultz 03-26-2007 11:24 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2071006)
What kind did you buy?


Eddie marine, EMI Thunder with 4" risers

joew. 03-26-2007 11:36 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2071027)
Eddie marine, EMI Thunder with 4" risers

I know a way you can earn some extra money:D How do you feel about gay porn? No, well have you ever heard the term snuff film??? You can were a mask and nobody will know:evilb: :evilb:

If nothing else I will give you ten bucks to let me kick you in the nuts:p

joew. 03-26-2007 11:40 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2071030)
Oh I thought it was down there where you live. Friday is fine. Thanks

spk1 I don't know if your trailer will work for the scary mary. It is only rated for a single wide trailer home. Not a 25000lbs......... :eek: :eek: :eek:

jeff1000man 03-26-2007 11:42 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2071040)
I know a way you can earn some extra money:D How do you feel about gay porn? No, well have you ever heard the term snuff film??? You can were a mask and nobody will know:evilb: :evilb:

If nothing else I will give you ten bucks to let me kick you in the nuts:p

Is this the same mask Kim's dad makes you wear.......

OUCH

jeff1000man 03-26-2007 11:43 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2071044)
spk1 I don't know if your trailer will work for the scary mary. It is only rated for a single wide trailer home. Not a 25000lbs......... :eek: :eek: :eek:


Damn boat bent the hitch on my dually. I wonder if Dodge will warranty it?

joew. 03-26-2007 11:43 AM

You know I were the mask in that relationship:cool:

jeff1000man 03-26-2007 11:48 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2071051)
You know I were the mask in that relationship:cool:


Parry asked who the silent partner in that deal is??

spk1 03-26-2007 11:52 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2071044)
spk1 I don't know if your trailer will work for the scary mary. It is only rated for a single wide trailer home. Not a 25000lbs......... :eek: :eek: :eek:

Wow,, Two birds with one stone,,, your getting much better at this joe, hehehe :drink:

joew. 03-26-2007 11:53 AM

Good one!!! I would talk about you and your boat, but I don't know much about it, since I was two years old when the first owner was doin 55mph max.:evilb:

check and mate, biatch

tomtbone1993 03-26-2007 11:54 AM

Sorry boys i won't be able to play today...........so let me get a few things off my chest


Wade quit your bithin about small blaock exhaust....buy 3 stets of custom headers then I will listen to you wine....


Jeff, do your self a favor and trade in the Dodge for a Ford.....


Jeff its "Perry" not "Parry"


Kevin Scary Mary is way to heavy for your trailor. The name came from her sister ship the "Queen Mary"


alright boys I have to go back to work....later

spk1 03-26-2007 11:57 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2071065)
Good one!!! I would talk about you and your boat, but I don't know much about it, since I was two years old when the first owner was doin 55mph max.:evilb:

check and mate, biatch

Your just mad because my boat was heavier than your cruiser, and still could do 55. hehe :cool:

spk1 03-26-2007 12:01 PM

Oh yeaa,,, and it threw out a enough of a wake to dropp the water level in lake conroe by 2 or 3 feet,, "That water shortage thing was just a story I put out" :evilb:

joew. 03-26-2007 12:03 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2071069)
Your just mad because my boat was heavier than your cruiser, and still could do 55. hehe :cool:

That was aimed at Jeff, sorry for the confusion. But since you........ I will start by saying you need at least one witness of your boat existing before you can ever say it ran 55. Word on the street is the excalibur was really a hobbie cat:eek: :eek: Don't worry I don't believe everything I hear.:D


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