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jeff1000man 04-04-2007 01:56 PM

OK I was going to be nice..

George, Did you ask the guy why he painted your hatches the wrong color??

spk1 04-04-2007 01:56 PM

Whats the plan for this weekend? I just found out I have friday offf! Thats almost as good as finding a wrinkled up $20 in the pocket of an old pair of jeans. :evilb:

tomtbone1993 04-04-2007 01:56 PM

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BTW don't even think about challenging me in computer skills

txlefty 04-04-2007 01:56 PM

You know Jeff is probably at home cleaning his 243 and sighting it in!!!!! He's building a tower in his back yard where he's gonna sit up there in his boxers eatin cheeto's and take pop shots at our AZZ when we take our boats across the lake! :blaster:

jeff1000man 04-04-2007 01:57 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2081829)
YOU MUST STILL BE DRUNK FROM THIS WEEKEND


Man I just changed the password. How did you get back in?

spk1 04-04-2007 01:59 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2081835)
Man I just hate when the crabs spread?

:cool:

txlefty 04-04-2007 02:00 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2081831)
OK I was going to be nice..

George, Did you ask the guy why he painted your hatches the wrong color??

See this is where the term DUMB AZZ comes into play....The hatches aren't painted, there are made out Star bright, the same material that cover your port holes down the side of your boat to make it look like a FOUNTAIN.......instead of a overweight bass boat! :D

jeff1000man 04-04-2007 02:01 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2081839)
See this is where the term DUMB AZZ comes into play....The hatches aren't painted, there are made out Star bright, the same material that cover your port holes down the side of your boat to make it look like a FOUNTAIN.......instead of a overweight bass boat! :D

They are still the wrong color. Maybe you should have them painted. I have seen many bass boats out run the Crap Shoot. Even the overweight ones.

jeff1000man 04-04-2007 02:11 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2081837)
:cool:


*******

bigandy 04-04-2007 02:14 PM

Jeff when you get ready to sell your boat is OSO going to make you put it in the NON- performance section???

wstultz 04-04-2007 02:14 PM

Speaking of Lefty and storage sheds.............should I continue?

tomtbone1993 04-04-2007 02:15 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2081835)
Man I just changed the password. How did you get back in?

please refer to post #763

jeff1000man 04-04-2007 02:16 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2081857)
Jeff when you get ready to sell your boat is OSO going to make you put it in the NON- performance section???

Andy, will you ever get your boat running???

jeff1000man 04-04-2007 02:16 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2081859)
Speaking of Lefty and storage sheds.............should I continue?


Did you have to witness the agony yesterday??

tomtbone1993 04-04-2007 02:20 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2081859)
Speaking of Lefty and storage sheds.............should I continue?

hold on to your ammo for the moment....i am not done with Jeffery yet:eek:

jeff1000man 04-04-2007 02:22 PM

Tom, if you would spend more time selling cars and less time worrying about me, you caould afford to buy heads for your boat and get it running.

txlefty 04-04-2007 02:23 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2081868)
Did you have to witness the agony yesterday??

It was horrible!!!! I never, ever, ever, ever want to do that again! :evilb:

jeff1000man 04-04-2007 02:25 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2081884)
It was horrible!!!! I never, ever, ever, ever want to do that again! :evilb:


Acceptance is the first step. :D

txlefty 04-04-2007 02:25 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2081879)
Tom, if you would spend more time selling cars and less time worrying about me, you caould afford to buy heads for your boat and get it running.

DAMN...... Jeff comes out with a sucker punch to the left ear! I think you're about wake up the D-O-G!!!!!!:eek:

wstultz 04-04-2007 02:25 PM

what agony?

tomtbone1993 04-04-2007 02:26 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2081879)
Tom, iI am sorry for disrespecting you and your lady. I take back all the bad things I said. I just want to be like you when I grow up






Jeff, I understand, but at the end of the day their is only one TBONE

jeff1000man 04-04-2007 02:27 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2081891)
Jeff, I understand, but at the end of the day their is only one TBONE


Quit changing my password ass

tomtbone1993 04-04-2007 02:28 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2081888)
DAMN...... Jeff comes out with a sucker punch to the left ear! I think you're about wake up the D-O-G!!!!!!:eek:

thats is the best he has? come on??????? if I could afford it?

jeff1000man 04-04-2007 02:29 PM

It's a good thing I am broke or Tom would be hacking into my credit and bank accounts.

txlefty 04-04-2007 02:29 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2081889)
what agony?

You know all that damn sweat and moving around! It's hard work "down" there! Don't recommend it for the faint of heart!:evilb:

tomtbone1993 04-04-2007 02:30 PM

:stupid:

Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2081894)
Quit changing my password ass

Hey DUMBASS if I had your password wouldn't you think I could post under your screen name?

wstultz 04-04-2007 02:31 PM

I guess you old farts can't do anymore trick fu( kin in your old age.

jeff1000man 04-04-2007 02:32 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2081900)
:stupid:

Hey DUMBASS if I had your password wouldn't you think I could post under your screen name?

Then how are you changing my posts?

txlefty 04-04-2007 02:32 PM

I think I'm going into business for myself.......G'SPOT-less Boat Detailing! :D

jeff1000man 04-04-2007 02:35 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2081891)
Jeff, I understand, I really am just not as good as you are.

Tom it's ok. I am used to being the best

jeff1000man 04-04-2007 02:36 PM

I'm just slow, not stupid. And I didn't have to have someone show me how to do it.

Who's the dumbass now

tomtbone1993 04-04-2007 02:37 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2081897)
It's a good thing I am broke or Tom would be hacking into my credit and bank accounts.

i am not a computer hacker but i did staay in a Holiday Inn last night:evilb:

txlefty 04-04-2007 02:37 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2081903)
I guess you old farts can't do anymore trick fu( kin in your old age.

Better watch out ol' man I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew! I'll be all over you like a spider monkey! :evilb:

txlefty 04-04-2007 02:38 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2081913)
I'm just slow, not stupid. And I didn't have to have someone show me how to do it.

Who's the dumbass now

THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!!:evilb:

jeff1000man 04-04-2007 02:39 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2081914)
i am not a computer hacker but i did staay in a Holiday Inn last night, while I was watching gay porn :evilb:

What??

jeff1000man 04-04-2007 02:41 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2081918)
THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!! - what she told me was stay away from me you dirty freak:evilb:

OUCH, I would be embarrased

txlefty 04-04-2007 02:41 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2081914)
i am not a computer hacker but i did staay in a Holiday Inn last night:evilb:

THIS CAN'T BE GOOD !!!!!!:eek:

tomtbone1993 04-04-2007 02:44 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2081913)
I'm just slow, not stupid. And I didn't have to have someone show me how to do it.

Who's the dumbass now

you still are in my book.........and i didn't even have to change your post:evilb:

txlefty 04-04-2007 02:44 PM

Great Tom, Now Jeff never has to use his brain he's just gonna twist all our crap around.....Now it's a stupid game "Are you saying what I'm saying"

jeff1000man 04-04-2007 02:45 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2081927)
you still are in my book.........and i didn't even have to change your post:evilb:


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