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joew. 04-23-2007 01:25 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2103137)
nice....hey d1ck hole, what is your email, I will send you the pics of your beast I took yesterday

[email protected]

Sorry we didn't get any good pics of the trojan:( :D

Trojan-man 04-23-2007 01:27 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2103118)
Leave my mom out of this and I won't stick it back in yours. By the way does your mom know that you are not working today and are playing on the computer. When you asked her for a job, did she wipe your snotty nose. Your girlfriend said that your company is not the only relationship that you are a "silent partner".

i would almost let you stick it to my mom, just to prove to me that you are not gay. Most of my job is on the computer cum breath, I do the finances of sorts, budgets and accounting. Why do I have a snotty nose, do I have a cold? I believe we are the same age, you just look much older. Keep up the smack talk biotch, and I won't let you "practice talking to ladies" with my girlfriend any more. :eek: :eek: :evilb:

joew. 04-23-2007 01:31 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2103148)
i would almost let you stick it to my mom, just to prove to me that you are not gay. Most of my job is on the computer cum breath, I do the finances of sorts, budgets and accounting. Why do I have a snotty nose, do I have a cold? I believe we are the same age, you just look much older. Keep up the smack talk biotch, and I won't let you "practice talking to ladies" with my girlfriend any more. :eek: :eek: :evilb:

:eek: :D

Rcolter 04-23-2007 01:32 PM

Damn Debo!!!!

wstultz 04-23-2007 01:33 PM

Somebody opened up the cage and let the dog out!:eek:

tomtbone1993 04-23-2007 01:38 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2103148)
i would almost let you stick it to my mom, just to prove to me that you are not gay. Most of my job is on the computer cum breath, I do the finances of sorts, budgets and accounting. Why do I have a snotty nose, do I have a cold? I believe we are the same age, you just look much older. Keep up the smack talk biotch, and I won't let you "practice talking to ladies" with my girlfriend any more. :eek: :eek: :evilb:

excellent come back my friend.

Trojan-man 04-23-2007 01:42 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2103146)
[email protected]

Sorry we didn't get any good pics of the trojan:( :D

Hey joew, did you get them, I sent them :drink:

txlefty 04-23-2007 01:43 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2103148)
i would almost let you stick it to my mom, just to prove to me that you are not gay. Most of my job is on the computer cum breath, I do the finances of sorts, budgets and accounting. Why do I have a snotty nose, do I have a cold? I believe we are the same age, you just look much older. Keep up the smack talk biotch, and I won't let you "practice talking to ladies" with my girlfriend any more. :eek: :eek: :evilb:

Damn ! YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FU(K OUT! :evilb:

joew. 04-23-2007 01:45 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2103173)
Hey joew, did you get them, I sent them :drink:

Thanks, I did. Awsome pics I wish the weather would have been better.

txlefty 04-23-2007 01:48 PM

Anyone for club 105 tonight????? I'm gonna start cleaning, waxing, and tighting!!! :drink:

tomtbone1993 04-23-2007 01:48 PM

can you boys share your pictures with the rest of the class? Thanks in advance.

jeff1000man 04-23-2007 01:49 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2103148)
i would almost let you stick it to my mom, just to prove to me that you are not gay. Most of my job is on the computer cum breath, I do the finances of sorts, budgets and accounting. Why do I have a snotty nose, do I have a cold? I believe we are the same age, you just look much older. Keep up the smack talk biotch, and I won't let you "practice talking to ladies" with my girlfriend any more. :eek: :eek: :evilb:

At least I can find a job where I don't have to work for my mom. I can find a boat that i don't have to buy with my dad. Even though I don't have a girl, I am not gay, and I will probably not pick up my secretary from the comapny that I am quitting working for since that is so Jerry Mcguire.

Trojan-man 04-23-2007 01:50 PM

aite ladies, I gotta go drive jobs... peace out...


jeffman I still love you :bunny:

jeff1000man 04-23-2007 01:50 PM

and by the way. Can I borrow your hair piece. Since you began balding earlier. I know you have a better collection.

txlefty 04-23-2007 01:52 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2103185)
At least I can find a job where I don't have to work for my mom. I can find a boat that i don't have to buy with my dad. Even though I don't have a girl, I am not gay, and I will probably not pick up my secretary from the comapny that I am quitting working for since that is so Jerry Mcguire.

SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!:evilb:

txlefty 04-23-2007 01:53 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2103191)
and by the way. Can I borrow your hair piece. Since you began balding earlier. I know you have a better collection.

Shhhhh, you had him at Hello! :eek:

joew. 04-23-2007 01:53 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2103185)
At least I can find a job where I don't have to work for my mom. I can find a boat that i don't have to buy with my dad. Even though I don't have a girl, I am not gay, and I will probably not pick up my secretary from the comapny that I am quitting working for since that is so Jerry Mcguire.

Let me take care of this trojan.... First you are gay:p There is nothing wrong with partners on a boat. As you have enjoyed, the islander and trojan both run. The scary Barry has a total of 18min run time in tx. Oh and you know hwo I know your gay; I will probably not pick up my secretary from the comapny that I am quitting working for since that is so Jerry Mcguire:evilb: :evilb:

txlefty 04-23-2007 01:54 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2103187)
aite ladies, I gotta go drive jobs... peace out...


jeffman I still love you :bunny:

See, told ya. You had him at Hello! :evilb:

jeff1000man 04-23-2007 01:55 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2103187)
aite ladies, I gotta go drive jobs... peace out...


jeffman I still love you :bunny:

Nice of you to run away before I had time to return. It is very mind expanding.

I am sure Louie & Kurt are laughing their ***** asses off because all they do is read this thread and are to cheap, even though they are high rollers, to pay their $45 dollars and get into the action.

Trojan-man 04-23-2007 01:55 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2103185)
At least I can find a job where I don't have to work for my mom. I can find a boat that i don't have to buy with my dad. Even though I don't have a girl, I am not gay, and I will probably not pick up my secretary from the comapny that I am quitting working for since that is so Jerry Mcguire.

I thought the last one would shut you up for a couple of minutes, but I guess not. I don't work for my mom, we are 50/50 partners dumba$$. I offered my dad a partnership in my boat to give him something to do because he had just got divorced. If you must know all my bidness, then there it is. I am not banging any secretaries currently, so I don't know what that reference was about. Have a nice day raping people out of all their years of premiums because "thats not covered" :drink: :drink: :rolleyes:

Trojan-man 04-23-2007 01:58 PM

aite I am really going now, Joew has my back :cool:

jeff1000man 04-23-2007 01:59 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2103203)
I thought the last one would shut you up for a couple of minutes, but I guess not. I don't work for my mom, we are 50/50 partners dumba$$. I offered my dad a partnership in my boat to give him something to do because he had just got divorced. If you must know all my bidness, then there it is. I am not banging any secretaries currently, so I don't know what that reference was about. Have a nice day raping people out of all their years of premiums because "thats not covered" :drink: :drink: :rolleyes:

By the way those are all excuses I have heard in the past. I guess you are just the caring son who feels that he needs to take care of his parents. FU if you can't take a joke. Joe, who pulled your string this morning? :D

tomtbone1993 04-23-2007 02:01 PM

I am really enjoying standing on the side lines watchin some one else get into a school yard brawl

jeff1000man 04-23-2007 02:02 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2103219)
I am really enjoying standing on the side lines watchin some one else get into a school yard brawl

I guess you really are a changed man> Now get over here and help me get my junk put together.

txlefty 04-23-2007 02:03 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2103198)
Let me take care of trojan man.... First I am gay:p There is nothing wrong with life partners on a boat. As you have enjoyed the islander naked and trojan man both are hung. The scary Barry Manalow has a total of 18min in tx. Oh and you know I know I'm gay; I will probably not pick up my secretary from the comapny that I am quitting working. Since I'm in love with Jerry Mcguire:evilb: :evilb:

What the HELL??? :eek: You big boat guys have serious issues...:evilb:

wstultz 04-23-2007 02:06 PM

Quote of the weekend....."How long have you guys been here working on the boat?....

Response......" About two years."

tomtbone1993 04-23-2007 02:06 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2103221)
I guess you really are a changed man> Now get over here and help me get my junk put together.

I was thinkin about standing around and tellin you how I did it or how i would do it. Or even tell you that you are doing it wrong.

tomtbone1993 04-23-2007 02:07 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2103226)
Quote of the weekend....."How long have you guys been here working on the boat?....

Response......" About two years."

Wstultz I see no humor in that what so ever.:D

jeff1000man 04-23-2007 02:08 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2103224)
What the HELL??? :eek: You big boat guys have serious issues...:evilb:

So what you are saying is that you don't have a big boat?? And you are gay for even thinking about what you wrote.

BY U BOY 04-23-2007 02:08 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2103226)
Quote of the weekend....."How long have you guys been here working on the boat?....

Response......" About two years."

LMAO:drink:

joew. 04-23-2007 02:09 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2103224)
What the HELL??? :eek: You big boat guys have serious issues...:evilb:Did I mention that I love sucking huge di(k????

Don't be mad because you had to work on Sunday when everyone else was out having a great time. :p

jeff1000man 04-23-2007 02:09 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2103227)
I was thinkin about standing around and tellin you how I did it or how i would do it. Or even tell you that you are doing it wrong.


I beleive you recieved many compliments on the motor that I helped put togehter and I will take my spark arrestors also. :rolleyes:

jeff1000man 04-23-2007 02:10 PM

It is raining in Conroe.

BY U BOY 04-23-2007 02:10 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2103230)
So what you are saying is that you don't have a big boat?? And you are gay for even thinking about what you wrote.

WHATS WRONG WITH HAVING A LITTLE BOAT?

txlefty 04-23-2007 02:10 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2103230)
So what you are saying is that you don't have a big boat?? And you are gay for even thinking about what you wrote.

i was trying to help your dumb azz since you were getting your azz handed to ya on a silver platter! :snide:

tomtbone1993 04-23-2007 02:11 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2103233)
Don't be mad because you had to work on Sunday when everyone else was out having a great time. :p

Nothing I enjoy more is knowing my good buddies are out enjoying Lake Conroe. And I am hangin in club 105 on my day off turnin wrenches. Thats a cool feelin

BY U BOY 04-23-2007 02:13 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2103238)
Nothing I enjoy more is knowing my good buddies are out enjoying Lake Conroe. And I am hangin in club 105 on my day off turnin wrenches. Thats a cool feelin

WE WERE REALLY WITH YOU DAD CHARGING THE BATTERY.:D
DOING SOME ERRANDS:drink:

joew. 04-23-2007 02:14 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2103238)
Nothing I enjoy more is knowing my good buddies are out enjoying Lake Conroe. And I am hangin in club 105 on my day off turnin wrenches. Thats a cool feelin

You must as much as you do it:eek: :p

jeff1000man 04-23-2007 02:14 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2103233)
Don't be mad because you had to work on Sunday when everyone else was out having a great time. :p

Nothing I enjoy more than watching and hearing everyone else drive their boats around while I am turning wrenches on mine.

txlefty 04-23-2007 02:14 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2103236)
WHATS WRONG WITH HAVING A LITTLE BOAT?

Talking about the odd couple....the two pillow bitting boats. Never enough pillows or peanut butter on those two rigs! :evilb: They like to make big wakes........sittin at the dock! :eek:


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