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wstultz 06-08-2007 11:28 AM

I get my a$$ kicked by all of them.....it's better that way.

txlefty 06-08-2007 11:33 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2155366)
lets go back and jack up those drunk beatches at walden......we have it in our dna...."to tackle drunk biches"

Did ya'll try to intice them with you hot keg beer?:evilb: Drunk biatches LOVE steamin hot keg beer ! So there is a party with DIRTY'S and hot keg beer on the Skank tonight! SSSWWWEEEETTTT! :evilb:

joew. 06-08-2007 11:36 AM

I am lookin forward to drinking several beers this evening. I believe I will be starting at the HOOTERS in the Woodlands if any of you ladies would care to join.

spk1 06-08-2007 12:04 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2155813)
I am lookin forward to drinking several beers this evening. I believe I will be starting at the HOOTERS in the Woodlands if any of you ladies would care to join.

Oh you just name the time,, and I will be sure to join in a wing eating frenzy. :evilb:

wstultz 06-08-2007 12:08 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2155859)
Oh you just name the time,, and I will be sure to join in a wing eating frenzy. :evilb:


Damn, we're going to have to start calling Kevin, "Chunk".

"It's locked."
"I know what we can do. We'll poor chocolate all over it and let Chunk eat his way through."

spk1 06-08-2007 12:08 PM

Anybody ever get so drunk and hung over that just mentioning the drink makes you throw up in ur mouth alittle?
Like yager :drool:

spk1 06-08-2007 12:10 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2155868)
Damn, we're going to have to start calling Kevin, "Chunk".

"It's locked."
"I know what we can do. We'll poor chocolate all over it and let Chunk eat his way through."

With the way you guys drink,, I believe there are small german towns that cant keep up. So I decided the only way I have a chance is to eat constantly and slow my blood alcohol levels when I am around you fools, :evilb:

tomtbone1993 06-08-2007 12:20 PM

FYI Sopranos party at my crib Sunday. JoeW. will be cooking Fajitas and chedderworths. It will be BYB. Come by boat, car, plane ...I don't care. Start time will be around 5:00 PM

txlefty 06-08-2007 12:57 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2155889)
FYI Sopranos party at my crib Sunday. JoeW. will be cooking Fajitas and chedderworths. It will be BYB. Come by boat, car, plane ...I don't care. Start time will be around 5:00 PM

Cool FIESTA!!!!!! Hola if you need any food items! Jeff will be bringin' a large side of "DIRTY SANCHES!":evilb:

spk1 06-08-2007 01:04 PM

Thats great,, I think my sister and mom were wanting to have a Beverly hills 90210 party at the house on sunday,, and I had no idea what I was going to do. :cool:

bigandy 06-08-2007 01:04 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2155948)
Cool FIESTA!!!!!! Hola if you need any food items! Jeff will be bringin' a large side of "DIRTY SANCHES!":evilb:

Lefty will be bringing the crabs......................

and i will bring the houseboat and a waitstaff to serve us while we eat!!! Jersey Style!

txlefty 06-08-2007 01:05 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2155872)
With the way you guys drink,, I believe there are small german towns that cant keep up. So I decided the only way I have a chance is to eat constantly and slow my blood alcohol levels when I am around you fools, :evilb:

Screw the GERMANS! Just keep hanging around, you'll finally embalm yourself enough to where you'll be able hang for days! I've been told that there is a pork chop in every drink! So food is highly overrated! But I do likes me a good chicken wing! :D

bigandy 06-08-2007 01:07 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2155956)
Thats great,, I think my sister and mom were wanting to have a Beverly hills 90210 party at the house on sunday,, and I had no idea what I was going to do. :cool:

'Cuase you are torn between hanging around a bunch of cool people or doing what you really love to do?????? Why dont you where your Dillon shirt to the Sopranos party? it will be the best of both worlds, oh and bring some Jager

spk1 06-08-2007 01:07 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/NIKE-AIR-FORCE-1...QQcmdZViewItem

Alright, whos going to wear these to the party? :evilb:

bigandy 06-08-2007 01:12 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2155959)
Screw the GERMANS! Just keep hanging around, you'll finally embalm yourself enough to where you'll be able hang for days! I've been told that there is a pork chop in every drink! So food is highly overrated! But I do likes me a good chicken wing! :D

Please do not disrespect the Germans!!

txlefty 06-08-2007 01:13 PM

Yeah we've seen the girls that hang on the Skank! If I remember right.......two girls a few months ago, quailty! High School, all tatted up, and barely spoke English, with summer teeth! Don't think that's how they roll in JERSEY! :evilb:

bigandy 06-08-2007 01:16 PM

thats in the spring, summer season we run a different crew ( hopefully??)

spk1 06-08-2007 01:20 PM

Oh yeaaahh SUmmer Biatches dont think about future consequences,, they drink like fishes ,, and they are lots hotter than spring byatches, who only come out early to get a jump on the hotter , looser, summer byatches. :evilb:

tomtbone1993 06-08-2007 01:20 PM

someone be sure and ask SaraH and Lacy if Creed and By U Boy can come....

txlefty 06-08-2007 01:22 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2155977)
thats in the spring, summer season we run a different crew ( hopefully??)

Great can't wait to see the tatted up Mexican hotties......"Que' pasa Biatches!":evilb:

spk1 06-08-2007 01:23 PM

Ohh rightttt,,,, Like their girls are going to understand how a bunch of guys want to crowd around a TV and hang out watching soap opera's :evilb:
Better just tell them they guys are going out to a strip club sunday night,, and that they promise not to touch anything,, thats more believable. :rolleyes:

BY U BOY 06-08-2007 01:24 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2155984)
someone be sure and ask SaraH and Lacy if Creed and By U Boy can come....

we will be there biotch. I don't need permission to do what i want.:cool:

BY U BOY 06-08-2007 01:26 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2155990)
Ohh rightttt,,,, Like their girls are going to understand how a bunch of guys want to crowd around a TV and hang out watching soap opera's :evilb:
Better just tell them they guys are going out to a strip club sunday night,, and that they promise not to touch anything,, thats more believable. :rolleyes:

NO whats more believable is telling them that Tom,left,and Jeff nedd help working on there boats:evilb:

spk1 06-08-2007 01:26 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2155991)
we will be there! biotch. I don't need permission to do what i want.:cool:

Did Sarah's membership run out or something?? :eek: , Or are you just gambling on the fact that we will post so much today that she will never go back to see this?? :evilb:


hint: Search: all posts by: BYUBOY: = :eek: :eek:

txlefty 06-08-2007 01:27 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2155991)
we will be there! biotch. I don't need permission to do what i want.:cool:

Too bad you had to get permission to write that!

BY U BOY 06-08-2007 01:27 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2155984)
someone be sure and ask SaraH and Lacy if Creed and By U Boy can come....

NO COOKIES FOR YOU:D

BY U BOY 06-08-2007 01:28 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2155995)
Did Sarah's membership run out or something?? :eek: , Or are you just gambling on the fact that we will post so much today that she will never go back to see this?? :evilb:


hint: Search: all posts by: BYUBOY: = :eek: :eek:

or you:rolleyes:

bigandy 06-08-2007 01:29 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2155984)
someone be sure and ask SaraH and Lacy if Creed and By U Boy can come....

ya it just wouldt be a TV party without a bunch of yammering biatches asking why everyone is doing what there doing on the tv like we have all seen the episode before in between asking us to turn the tv down so they can answer their cell phone and asking us to pass the salsa while we aren't up already. Myabe you can let them control the remote too.

spk1 06-08-2007 01:29 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2155999)
NO COOKIES FOR YOU:D

You better delete post 4943,, I dont want my cookie supply getting Fu(ked up!, lol :evilb:

tomtbone1993 06-08-2007 01:30 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2155990)
Ohh rightttt,,,, Like their girls are going to understand how a bunch of guys want to crowd around a TV and hang out watching soap opera's :evilb:
Better just tell them they guys are going out to a strip club sunday night,, and that they promise not to touch anything,, thats more believable. :rolleyes:

BTW Jackie will be there, Try not to get too fu(ked up on Saturday. I would not want you to spend all day Sunday curled up in your baby blanket like Memorial Day:( :evilb:

spk1 06-08-2007 01:32 PM

LOL,, oh whyy didnt you just sayyy sooo?? I love sopranos,,, the action is so life like,,, and nothing is better than spending time with the boys,, hell I'd even watch Talledega Nights again,, or even Pirates of the carribean part 1, over and over for 7 hours if it ment time with the boys. :drink: :D :cool:

tomtbone1993 06-08-2007 01:33 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2156003)
ya it just wouldt be a TV party without a bunch of yammering biatches asking why everyone is doing what there doing on the tv like we have all seen the episode before in between asking us to turn the tv down so they can answer their cell phone and asking us to pass the salsa while we aren't up already. Myabe you can let them control the remote too.

I am thinking a TV for the inside and the outside. to keep the women from running their trappers

txlefty 06-08-2007 01:35 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2156011)
I am thinking a TV for the inside and the outside. to keep the women from running their trappers

How are all those women gonna fit on the porch?????:evilb:

tomtbone1993 06-08-2007 01:35 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2155995)
Did Sarah's membership run out or something?? :eek: , Or are you just gambling on the fact that we will post so much today that she will never go back to see this?? :evilb:


:

we do need to break 5000 post today:cool:

spk1 06-08-2007 01:35 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2156002)
or you:rolleyes:

That felt like a mini (bip) hehe. :evilb:

spk1 06-08-2007 01:36 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2156015)
we do need to break 5000 post today:cool:

Thats exactly what I was thinking his strategy was, :drink:

tomtbone1993 06-08-2007 01:37 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2156014)
How are all those women gonna fit on the porch?????:evilb:

I am thinking the cooler, Captain Morgan and grill will be on the porch. That is where i shall be:drink:

BY U BOY 06-08-2007 01:40 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2155998)
Too bad you had to get permission to write that!

Im still waiting for you permissions slip to get blowers will be signed:evilb:

txlefty 06-08-2007 01:40 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2156019)
I am thinking the cooler and grill will be on the porch. That is where i shall be:drink:

That's all fine and dandy! BUT this FAT KID needs A/C! and the big TV!:D 95 degrees and 6 o'clock on the porch... I'll pass smooth the fu(k out!:hothead:

BY U BOY 06-08-2007 01:42 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2156018)
Thats exactly what I was thinking his strategy was, :drink:

Don't be jealous that i have a good looking woman to take care of me.


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