was i there i can't seem to rember? I just know dirty Willis girls were throwing themselves at me.....

George has never seen 70, so who was makin the turns???

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

George and Bigandy were running downwind....and farting...alot....

damn she told me she was at her moms lastnite. ohh well it aint no fun if the hommies can't have none.:p

my guess would be the Gibson:eek: :cool:

:D

Those Willis Girls wanted some Tombone !!!!! Especially the duece-and-a half....:eek:

One less f-in thing you got to do around the house:D :D

I have her mom's as well:cool: :p :D

What was his name???:cool:

ummmmmm ahhh nevermind.:eek:

i think Jeff could have gotten laid with my throwbacks:evilb:

no,,, probly not:evilb: :evilb:

929, 71 more to go!

not everyone can sit on there boat all day long and just make phone calls and drink cocktails while playing on OSO.....
























man the lake sure is white capping out today :evilb:

wow we are moving fatser than I thought, :evilb:

His name was Leroy and he said, " May we dance with your dates ???"

you tryin to say men were hitting on you:evilb:

Nice:cool: :cool:

true dat:eek: :evilb:

I hear tbone wouldn't have known the difference last night:D

will I go to hell if I go to a strip club on good friday?:drink:

no Jeff000001man seems to piss off the girls vs. impress them. I think he is still a Virgin at age 38:eek:

"Life on the Houthboat"

Andy is still in underroos underwear with his computer split screen between porn, ebay, and oso at 5:00. Occasionally he peaks out the blinds of his houthboat to see if he can beat off to any dock talent while talking trash on oso. he cannot do this until he cleans up the drool spot on the floor of the kitchen wear he passed out last night with his pants around his ankle. Good times....... ps. I am jealous too

Yes, but you are goin anyways so have fun on the way:evilb:

didn't they make a movie about Jeff1000? I think he is just putting the puzzy on a pedestal :chimp:

ouch. itrow a few dollas to the get jeff laid campain.:bunny:

you probaly already have a one way ticket:eek: :evilb: :bunny:

Good chit:D

Im going to go in there tonight and try and convert them to good christians :evilb: .

LMAO, Niceeee!

it would take alot of few dollars:bunny:

Ya you are deffinetly goin:D

were all goin to hell and im drivin the bus.

make sure you wear a tie and ride a bike:rolleyes:

he could probaly pull some good azz if he didn't open his mouth:bunny:

thats the best $50 a month for my lil' verizon aircard, now if i could just get someone to bring me some food, the only people that deliver to the boat is pizza.... and we did that last night.

somebody bring me some dirties and a cheeseburger and i will let you stay on the Skanktuary and party with the girls you brought me..........

And as an added bonus. Anyone that stays on the skanktuary gets a life time supply of CRABS:eek:

Conroe High School was off today:(

i myself am on the catch and release program:bunny:

i tell the girls if they shave they will go away, i dont know if it works or not but it does keep the hair out of my teeth :drink: