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jeff1000man 12-03-2008 01:25 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2751957)
NO problem...."Definitely 20" "wopner's on, yeah wopner."

Dad lets me drive in the driveway, yeaahh, the driveway, Can we go to Kmart, I get my underwear from Kmart, yeahh

tomtbone1993 12-03-2008 01:28 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2751996)
Funny to me because i am fixing to leave the house now tooo!! gotta do what i can to keep the DTI nice and high...

That DTI is a muther phucker.....although the lady at my credit union told me I had a nice one........:cool::evilb::cool::evilb:

jeff1000man 12-03-2008 01:31 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2751996)
Funny to me because i am fixing to leave the house now tooo!! gotta do what i can to keep the DTI nice and high...

Funny to me because I havn't left the house for work in a week.
Got the new TV hooked up last night. Thanks joew for the help.

jeff1000man 12-03-2008 01:33 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2752000)
That DTI is a muther phucker.....although the lady at my credit union told me I had a nice one........:cool::evilb::cool::evilb:

She tells that to everybody. :party-smiley-004: whore

That's also because you make more money than the rest of us.

wstultz 12-03-2008 02:41 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2752006)
She tells that to everybody. :party-smiley-004: whore

That's also because you make more money than the rest of us.

Speak for yourself. I'm a gazillionare!

jeff1000man 12-03-2008 02:47 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2752045)
Speak for yourself. I'm a gazillionare!

Good, then send me my commision check. 10% is standard fee.

wstultz 12-03-2008 03:04 PM

"Lt. Dan said we don't need to worry about money no more...which is good...that's just one less thing."

jeff1000man 12-03-2008 03:07 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2752061)
"Lt. Dan said we don't need to worry about money no more...which is good...that's just one less thing."


Then quit talkin chit and take off early, so we can go wave jumping. :boat:

tomtbone1993 12-03-2008 03:12 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2752061)
"Lt. Dan said we don't need to worry about money no more...which is good...that's just one less thing."

we invested in a fruit company.....:cool: called apple:ernaehrung004:

tomtbone1993 12-03-2008 03:15 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2752065)
Then quit talkin chit and take off early, so we can go wave jumping. :boat:

I am just chillin at the house...do you want to take out Smooth??

jeff1000man 12-03-2008 03:24 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2752070)
I am just chillin at the house...do you want to take out Smooth??

we could. :ernaehrung004:

tomtbone1993 12-03-2008 03:32 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2752073)
we could. :ernaehrung004:

aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh i am just kiddin, besides those waves don't look big enough for Smooth.......:cool::cool:

BY U BOY 12-03-2008 03:37 PM

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Fountain family reunion

joew. 12-03-2008 03:38 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2752080)
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh i am just kiddin, besides those waves don't look big enough for Smooth.......:cool::cool:

Shouldn't it just be smoo ?????:evilb:

jeff1000man 12-03-2008 03:42 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2752085)
Fountain family reunion

Those guys look just like you, but without the bling. :ernaehrung004:

wstultz 12-03-2008 03:48 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2752065)
Then quit talkin chit and take off early, so we can go wave jumping. :boat:

Can't. Plus the Rum Runner is having some cosmetic work done tonight.

jeff1000man 12-03-2008 03:55 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2752096)
Can't. Plus the Rum Runner is having some cosmetic work done tonight.

Is captaincock going over there for some gel coat adjustments? :grinser010:

BY U BOY 12-03-2008 04:53 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2752091)
Those guys look just like you, but without the bling. :ernaehrung004:

Next time you are looking in the mirror think about that pic:drink:

tomtbone1993 12-03-2008 04:55 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2752096)
Can't. Plus the Rum Runner is having some cosmetic work done tonight.

rubbing one out on the boat does not count as cosmetic work.....:eek:

jeff1000man 12-03-2008 05:12 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2752133)
Next time you are looking in the mirror think about that pic:drink:

I can still think about how I am 2' taller than you also. :evilb:

I am starting on a weight loss program right after I eat 3 steak and lobster dinners at the christmass party staurday night.

jeff1000man 12-03-2008 05:12 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2752137)
rubbing one out on the boat does not count as cosmetic work.....:eek:

Rubbing one out counts as work for a Stultz. :eek:

BY U BOY 12-03-2008 05:30 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2752150)
I can still think about how I am 2' taller than you also. :evilb:

I am starting on a weight loss program right after I eat 3 steak and lobster dinners at the christmass party staurday night.

I lost 17 lbs in November..Still have 30 to go for my goal weight.

tomtbone1993 12-03-2008 05:41 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2752162)
I lost 17 lbs in November..Still have 30 to go for my goal weight.

what do you want to be as skinny as WStultz???:food-smiley-007:

jeff1000man 12-03-2008 05:57 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2752173)
what do you want to be as skinny as WStultz???:food-smiley-007:

If I lost 30lbs, I would be as skinny as Wstultz.

joew. 12-03-2008 06:01 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2752182)
If I lost 30lbs, I would be as skinny as Wstultz.

No you wouldn't

jeff1000man 12-03-2008 06:03 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2752162)
I lost 17 lbs in November..Still have 30 to go for my goal weight.

You will still be a short little coonazz, like MBA???.

By the way, where has that guy been?

tomtbone1993 12-03-2008 06:09 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2752191)
You will still be a short little coonazz, like MBA???.

By the way, where has that guy been?

MBA sends book long text messages......wtf is up with that???

jeff1000man 12-03-2008 06:13 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2752199)
MBA sends book long text messages......wtf is up with that???

I have been getting those.

This is a fat ride. 468CI BBC. I have a blower that will bolt on top of that. :drink:

http://www.autotrader.com/dealers/dd...0&cardist=6557

jeff1000man 12-03-2008 06:24 PM

Will golf clubs fit in the trunkof this?

http://www.autotrader.com/dealers/dd...0&cardist=6557

tomtbone1993 12-03-2008 06:34 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2752216)
Will golf clubs fit in the trunkof this?

http://www.autotrader.com/dealers/dd...0&cardist=6557

yes.......you thought a boat was expensive to maintain:cool:

BY U BOY 12-03-2008 06:35 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2752216)
Will golf clubs fit in the trunkof this?

http://www.autotrader.com/dealers/dd...0&cardist=6557

yeah but you won't:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 12-03-2008 06:46 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2752221)
yes.......you thought a boat was expensive to maintain:cool:

Cool car though.

Send me pics of the vette to my email.

jeff1000man 12-03-2008 06:46 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2752222)
yeah but you won't:party-smiley-004:

At least my boat won't fit in the bathtub at LaBerge. :evilb:

jeff1000man 12-03-2008 06:52 PM

Magnum PI

http://www.autotrader.com/fyc/vdp.js...ce=&cardist=49

jeff1000man 12-03-2008 06:56 PM

Flux capacitor

http://www.autotrader.com/fyc/vdp.js...ce=&cardist=38

tomtbone1993 12-03-2008 06:57 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2752227)
Cool car though.

Send me pics of the vette to my email.

http://www.landroverhouston.net/used...seHistory=true


here you go....

tomtbone1993 12-03-2008 06:59 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2752229)

I love cars with only one sideview mirror:cool::cool:

jeff1000man 12-03-2008 07:01 PM

I don't think any of you monkeys are outrunning this one.

http://www.autotrader.com/fyc/vdp.js...ce=&cardist=34

jeff1000man 12-03-2008 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2752232)

I especially like this picture. Is that a new accesory in the radio?

tomtbone1993 12-03-2008 07:13 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2752237)
I especially like this picture.

?????


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