Is it me?, Or are all the threads becoming the BS thread? :evilb:

That would be a yes... I think I am picking up your trailer for Jeff is that cool??

Lefty, why did Connie hit on every guy with a pulse and a penis?

Yes, thats cool with me,, When you pull it out of the drive way,, It looks like it would be easier to go to the left,, but dont,, they put these curbs up to keep old people from falling into the ditches, :rolleyes: , and you wont make the turn,, so just exit the driveway to the right,, and then turn left on panorama drive and go out the back way,,, much easier. Tell jefff the tires are goiing to need a little air before he puts the boat on, I rememeber one of the center tires was low.

What lines do you think lefty uses on these girls?,,, inquiring minds want to know. :evilb: (should this be in a new thread?) LMAO.

Every guy would include Lefty, right?:evilb:

that was before lefty traded in his 49 year old girl for a 13 year old girl

Letterman's Top 10 Lines Lefty uses on woman

10) I get free beer at Bw3's

9) Your 16 right?

8) I was a Delt from 1985 to 1999

7) I drove the Jaguar today caused I loaned out the Hummer

6) I drove the Hummer today cause I loaned out the Jaguar

5) I drove the Benz today cause the Jag and the Hummer were dirty

4) I live on the Lake

3) I do not discrimate against age

2) I own a 38 Foutain

AND the #1 Pick line for Lefty's women is................................................ .................................................. .................................................. .............................
I need to go load up my Fountain with my Hummer and take it too my Lake House and park it next to my Jaguar and my Benz..



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You left out all of the gray area's and made it sound really good Tom. Would you happen to be a car salesman?

Damn this is funny......gotta put it on a t-shirt! :D

I guess we could start a top ten on why Jeff can't get laid! :D

It would have to have the fountain, Mercedes, Jaguar, CrapShoot, and battered womens shelter supporter logo's on it as sponsors.

Beacuse I don't start my convesations with the above top ten lines.

I have to give it to Lefty he is with a different chick every week

The gray areas revealed

10) Someone else has to tip for me

9) Really doesn't matter

8) Pledged at age 32. Graduated at 46


7) Hummer was at David's because no knows what is wrong with it

6) Jag is overheating today

5) others were out of gas

4) With no A/C

3) Don't blame you

2) It is not pulluting the lake, It lubricates the bottom for incresed speed

1) I am hiding them from the bank??

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A damn good one at that:cool: considering you picked out the gray areas you must be in the insurance business:evilb:

They never hang around for seconds.

Lefty has game, I overheard a few of his lines at the cookoff booth. The hot one gets pissed and leaves,,, so left grabss the ugliest friend,, starts BSing her,,, then the hot one comess back,, CHECk MATe!,,, Not sure if he did it on purpose,, but it worked, :D

Cause I introduce 'em to "mush mouth'" and they think he's an idiot when he tries to cockblock me.....don't hate the player hate the game....

Looks to me you have,

10. house on the lake
9. house on the golf course
8. self proclaimed millionaire
7. a 38' boat, BECAUSE I HAVE ONE
6. 2 white dodge trucks.....that makes sence??????
5. introduced to all my friends, cause you have so many.....
4. try to pick up my scaps.
AND STILL CAN'T GET LAID
DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO GO ON ?????
Cause I ain't scared to play!!!!!:mad:

Now excuse me while I bone my secetary!!!!

Mush mouth! I forgot about that....Money:D

You forgot. Smaller gut and better looking. Sounds like a better package overall. I'm just an idiot I guess.

I wish you two would just come out of the closet.. Everyone knows who is on your pick five "secret lovers"

And a piece of advice. Just sit back and take it like you are both so good at. You don't want the pit bulls out...:evilb: Nobody will blame you.

is that the same one with no teeth?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

uhh Ohhh!

that was a close one......:chimp:

I dont know if the situation was diffused, lol

The effects are funnier than the cause.

Ask Richard. I might be the defending champ now??

Well I guess you can teach an old dog new tricks...:cool:

Who's CStultz????????????:eek:

I have not heard this story, please go on:D

You might want to refund the corporate sponsor money. I don't know if he can take the heat.

For the record Jeff has NO GAME and should not be allowed to reproduce. Better yet, he shoul not be allowed to speak without at least thinking about what he was going to say for 30 minutes!

Welcome to the discussion, Rcolter. Do you have accusations for me today??

I guess we left the party a few minutes too early, too bad all I could think about was how many snaps we had to snap before we could go home from the islander, :D

No I don't think you need me to tell you what everyone has been telling you for years

Oh, now you gotta bring up old ****.

Tom, please fill in the blanks as you are our pipeline to the one who had the blocking applied

Truth Hurts:blaster: