Actually had to save Big Andy from my ex-JENNY (whore, slut, ****, *****) at Daltons!

Wonder what his name was??:evilb:

WOW jenny will sleep with anyone..first you and now........BigAndy:eek:

She slept with Forrest Gump and the rest of the cast of winners before them!!!. Better get an appointment with the Doc.

:evilb: :evilb:

you are just pissed you did not get any.,............................................. .............i feeel soory for for joew. i bet he sleeep on the couch tonight......................poor fellow

Good party yesterday. I am a little slow getting started today.

What is up ladies??? I am back after some well deserved r&r. And by r&r I mean a 20 hour bender.... I did get to sleep in my bed last night for those of you who were wondering. Although it would not have mattered. Had a good time at the topps party; thanks.

The good times are killin me. Had fun this weekend and I know all of you biatches had the same. My liver called today and asked if I could give it a break, so, I was wondering if I could borrow someone elses. Since my doesn't seem to be up to the task at hand I need one that can handle more abuse.

Thanks in advance,

W

i will type more when my brain wakes up....

Joe,
I think we need to rename The Islander to "PURGATORY"....It's heaven while I'm on it, but I fell like hell when I get off ! And the fact that you catch hell when you get off of it! But it always a good time! :D

Thanks for the invite yesterday! Had a great time, can't wait for the rest of the summer! Don't know if my body can handle it but damn sure gonna try!:p

I think Im still drunk. :rolleyes:

That is the f-in truth. I am hurtin real bad today.. Something about drinkin from 7-7 and starting again at noon. I'm glad it's Monday:D

I scrubbed like hell,, I think that paid stamp, is permanent. It went over real well in the meeting this morning,:rolleyes: Im going to need some paint thinner.

I just tried to eat a burger and fries.........i have the shakes like some sort of fean:(

Montgomery County Cookoff + TOPPS Crawfish Boil + 82 degree sunny weather + Full Lake = liver replacement

Just got finished taking my forth heater for the day.... not good..:(

Somebody call the police!!! I just murdered the toilet in the construction office.

I have to hand it to wade,, he made it look like he was sober the whole time he was counting the topps money :evilb:
All of those sobreity test on the side of the highway finally paid off.

Tell them to bring the gas masks...

What kind of fish was that, I was craving it at about 11:00pm last night.

I have a hazmat team here at the plant to deploy, hopefully it isnt a reportable quantity, :evilb:

Counting what money? We didn't make any money.....but I got two shiney new superchargers.:D

you boys need Jesus

Exactly, :evilb:

WOOOsaaaaAAa

Blacken catfish......Not good when you lay down at work and you gotta keep one foot on the floor so the damn room will quit spinning!

Yea,
But you were the only other person with the stamp to prove, you were down. :evilb:

As long as you don't talk bad about our host's property values.

Had to stop 4 times on the way to Chorpus this morning. Almost fell asleep on the way back. OOOOHHHHH:drool:

You sure you didnt want to just keep driving a little further to padre again, :p , You did have a keg in the back of the truck last I saw U. :evilb:

I was i the wrong truck today. Besides I felt like I drank that whole keg when I woke this morning.

Hey thanks for the save from the rich, hot chick with huge bombs that you didnt sleep with,,,,,,,,,,, no really thanks!!!

oh and can you explain the bases to me again, because if "homerun" is sleeping outside in a lawnchair while everyone was in the hot tub in there underwear, what is 1st, 2nd and third?

But seriously, i do sincerely appreciate the ride home, i would have hated waking up in a strange house, and having to do the walk of shame looking like a glazed donut and smelling like crawfish from some random chick.

Rule #147 never leave a fellow crasher behind.

Scully- "The truth is out there"

557 posts with absolutely no point........Congratulations!

Its like a diary for a buch of guys.........almost sounds gay........nothing like a little ball bustin

I did save ya! 2 husbands, 3 kids, 3 different daddies, and looking for number 4....the only way that HO' has any money is on her back! Just lookin out for ya! That piece of AZZ will cost ya 18 years hard workin! :D

True story, she can get pregnant over the phone:D