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tomtbone1993 03-17-2007 04:02 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2061422)
I found your alter ego in front of the radisson scaring all of the girls. It might be Bigandy though.

atleast that dude will probaly get laid tonight.....the question is will you?:( :evilb:

tomtbone1993 03-17-2007 04:03 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2061433)
Damn I hope Jeff doesn't get killed by C Blocking on Padre Island....I can read the headines..Nobody got laid at Spring Break! Some Old Bald Guy C@ck Blocks entire island!
He goes to the beach and takes pics of some old fat guy! What the Hell? :eek:

lefty i could not agree more with your post. well done:chimp:

joew. 03-18-2007 12:59 PM

Tom get off of oso and fix your boat

txlefty 03-18-2007 01:07 PM

Joe you know there are two types of people...talkers and doers. Tom's the talker! It's ok if he wants to sit on the sidelines! I think we should take the hint from downtown, from Mitch and Murry and FIRE his azz! :D Go ahead Joe tell him what he's won...it wasn't the Caddie!

joew. 03-18-2007 01:31 PM

I think he must still be sleeping, because you know he isn't getting any work done.

spk1 03-18-2007 02:17 PM

Joe, George, You both get a raise. I figured we would not see anyone post untill late after noon, I knew that green beer would lock up one of my kidneys if I had too much of it, hehe.

If I rememeber nothing else from last night, Im here to testify to "crapshoots" bad rap,, its all liessss!,, liesssss I say!,,, the boat ran flawlessly.

joew. 03-18-2007 02:33 PM

I think I might have had one to many as well. Not sure:D

Crap shoot is one of the only boats that runs even if does have scoops without blowers.:evilb:

joew. 03-18-2007 02:34 PM

spk 1 what do you think of the 1976 Bertram 35' on ebay??? To much work???

spk1 03-18-2007 02:41 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2062322)
spk 1 what do you think of the 1976 Bertram 35' on ebay??? To much work???

Yes,
Its got more work and money hidden in that wiring that got wet than you could imagine. Plus a betram or hatt with gas engines, has to be priced competitively with all the boats with gas engines, (chriscraft,trojan,etc.), Too many people are pricing them thinking that its the same value as its sistership that has diesels.

txlefty 03-18-2007 02:50 PM

thanks for all the good spk1, had a blast last night, anytime you wanna go to IHOP i'm game! Let's just hope I can keep her running all season! :p

joew. 03-18-2007 02:57 PM

Why is IHOP so much better when you have been pounding beers all night??? So it sounds like we all need to get cb's for the convey to Tickfall

txlefty 03-18-2007 03:00 PM

ROOTY TOOTIE FRESH AND FRUITY is goooood at 3 a.m.! There should be a hell of a caravan from Texas to Tickfaw....It's gonna be a blast!:drink:

tomtbone1993 03-18-2007 10:55 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2062263)
I think he must still be sleeping, because you know he isn't getting any work done.

pretty much all day...didn't do chit:(

wstultz 03-18-2007 11:21 PM

I just woke up....what'd i miss.

BY U BOY 03-19-2007 09:40 AM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2062354)
ROOTY TOOTIE FRESH AND FRUITY is goooood at 3 a.m.! There should be a hell of a caravan from Texas to Tickfaw....It's gonna be a blast!:drink:

WHEN R YALL LEAVING FOR TICKFAW?

tomtbone1993 03-19-2007 09:44 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2063113)
WHEN R YALL LEAVING FOR TICKFAW?

We will all roll togther around 7:00 PM 5/3/07. If plans work out I will be leaving from downtown. A few others will be leaving from Conroe around 6:00PM we will meet up on I-10 before Beaumont.:cool:

BY U BOY 03-19-2007 10:08 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2063120)
We will all roll togther around 7:00 PM 5/3/07. If plans work out I will be leaving from downtown. A few others will be leaving from Conroe around 6:00PM we will meet up on I-10 before Beaumont.:cool:

Cool count me in.:D

tomtbone1993 03-19-2007 10:23 AM

can't let this Thread get off track


http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...50#post2063150


:D

joew. 03-19-2007 10:29 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2062865)
pretty much all day...didn't do chit:(

I know, it is like I can pr3edict the future:D

tomtbone1993 03-19-2007 10:34 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2063162)
I know, it is like I can pr3edict the future:D

you must have got the batteries replaced in your crystal ball:chimp:

bigandy 03-19-2007 10:58 AM

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you know how i know Jeff is gay.... padre island and all he has is a picture of himself walking down the beach in his little sisters bathing suit...

bigandy 03-19-2007 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2062342)
anytime you wanna go to IHOP i'm game! :p

obviously....

tomtbone1993 03-19-2007 11:17 AM

bigandy rolls out of the gate throwing punches this early Monday mornin......:evilb:

joew. 03-19-2007 11:18 AM

Maybe next week, huh?

tomtbone1993 03-19-2007 11:21 AM

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this is how i know lefty and jeffey are gay

bigandy 03-19-2007 11:26 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2063206)
bigandy rolls out of the gate throwing punches this early Monday mornin......:evilb:

you know me, quiet, thoughtful and sweet unless provoked




















or intoxicated which me was on my holiday saturday.

George you got yours for violating the Skanktuary saturday night while i was busy sleeping in somebodies yard :evilb:

bigandy 03-19-2007 11:28 AM

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its probably good no one on Conroe has a boat fast enough to jump a wave anyway, we dont need any more car washes around here!!!

txlefty 03-19-2007 11:37 AM

If someone could have held their alcohol.....nobody would have been violated! You're just jealous you missed IHOP ya fat AZZ! :D

bigandy 03-19-2007 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2063236)
If someone could have held their alcohol.....nobody would have been violated! You're just jealous you missed IHOP ya fat AZZ! :D

yes, yes i am... screen saver on my laptop,

tomtbone1993 03-19-2007 11:47 AM

i love to roll into IHOP and get shots of maple syrup

bigandy 03-19-2007 12:09 PM

creed made me get drunk early on saturday!! i couldnt help it, 3 irish car bombs, 3 jello shots, 8 vodkas, two green beers, 2 plates of corned beef & cabbage, 3 bowls of Sheppards pie and that was before i got to papas at 4:30. The rest is a blur... big white truck, somebody stole my green beads, crawfish, then the cactus on 1097, then papas again but this time in the back of an expedition yelling obsenities to my designated driver.


I think the only thing better than being irish, is being catholic and irish and half a german. So to all my McKraut brothers, my toast this weekend...

"Here's to the lady up the hill.
If she won't drink it,
I will!"

txlefty 03-19-2007 12:15 PM

Sounds like there was no gold at the end of your rainbow....But a pile of puke! Your the biggest damn lephachan I've ever seen! :D And hell no I'm kissing your "lucky charms"!

tomtbone1993 03-19-2007 12:18 PM

Just because he is Irish does not make it ok to offend my friends..



-Kelly

bigandy 03-19-2007 12:31 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2063302)
Just because he is Irish does not make it ok to offend my friends..



-Kelly



it doesnt.... wow i have a lot of girls to apologize to then.

hey, i need a three day reprieve, i need to actually go do some stuff today and i got an 8 am flight in the morning and will not be home for a couple of days so no BigAndy bashing while im gone or if there is dont delete the thread so i know to come home and crucify.

Anybodys girlfriend wants to make a seventeen hour road trip give them my number, they can lay there head down in my lap if they get tired :evilb:

joew. 03-19-2007 12:39 PM

If we give you a girl do we get the houseboat and the high school chicks??????

txlefty 03-19-2007 12:43 PM

Hell yeah, party on the house boat for the next few days! The way I understood it, the Skanktuary is community property....we'll take really good care of her! :drink:

bigandy 03-19-2007 12:48 PM

dead bolts were installed sunday and duh, spring break is over and all of the girls are back in school.

joew. 03-19-2007 12:51 PM

What if I write a note? Isn't it a excussed abscence

txlefty 03-19-2007 12:55 PM

I ain't scared..."We can fix it my father is a TV repair man, he's got an awesome set of tools!".....:D

bigandy 03-19-2007 12:56 PM

no, i tried that it doesnt work, it just means you have to notify the state everytime you move.... :o


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