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BY U BOY 07-19-2007 11:01 AM

Can't we all just get along.:drink:

jeff1000man 07-19-2007 11:03 AM

Looks like I picked the right day to stay in the hotel and do paperwork. It is heating up between the Williams brothers.

:evilb:
:eek: :eek:

BY U BOY 07-19-2007 11:07 AM

Im still tired from driving to freeport in the middle of the night to keep the lurhs from sinking.:mad:

Bilge pumps did not work and his packing was leaking like a faucet:eek: Apparently he did not think that it was a big deal when he hit a submerged log.

wstultz 07-19-2007 11:12 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2203799)
You would actually have to put it in the water first.

No URL needed.


Don't be jealous because mine sold and you're stuck with your dump.:evilb:

Talk to me when yours has been in the water more than ten times.

joew. 07-19-2007 11:15 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2203777)
You worry about keepin the Islander in tip top shape for John, and let me worry about my boat.......When I need advice from you I will ask for it.

For example:

I did not need you to adjust my chartplotter

I did not need you to worry about my tab settings

I did not need you to worry about the position of my drives

I did not need you on my side like a shadow

If you wanted to worry about anything, you should have worried about where all the beer went.............

Why do you act like this is the first time I have dropped you off at a dock and told you to F off????


That is all you got.

Yes you did need me because w/ out me you would have hit the fu(Kin jetty.

YOU ARE WRONG. I AM RIGHT.

I will never be your shadow.

I promise one thing, it is the last time on your two stroke junk.

Everybody watch: His junk is running so he is the telephone tuff guy. Once it breaks, and it will, he will be trying to be cool w/ me once again.

It is funny to me that all you have on me is that I am partners on a boat. Maybe we should get into the fin. of your boat.

Keep going I have alot more dirt on you then you have on me.........

tomtbone1993 07-19-2007 11:17 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2203806)
Looks like I picked the right day to stay in the hotel and do paperwork. It is heating up between the Williams brothers.

:evilb:
:eek: :eek:

I dropped it that night, we where all laughin about it on the way to Papas....


I have bigger problems to worry about, then me missing the entrance to Walden at 10MPH

jeff1000man 07-19-2007 11:17 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2203825)
Don't be jealous because mine sold and you're stuck with your dump.:evilb:

Talk to me when yours has been in the water more than ten times.

Mine has actually been put back on the trailer WITH BOTH ENGINES RUNNING more than 10 times IN ONE YEAR.

Last I heard the money hadn't shown up for yours yet.

You don't have to cry. You can take it like a man. :evilb:

tomtbone1993 07-19-2007 11:19 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2203827)
That is all you got.

Yes you did need me because w/ out me you would have hit the fu(Kin jetty.

YOU ARE WRONG. I AM RIGHT.

I will never be your shadow.

I promise one thing, it is the last time on your two stroke junk.

Everybody watch: His junk is running so he is the telephone tuff guy. Once it breaks, and it will, he will be trying to be cool w/ me once again.

It is funny to me that all you have on me is that I am partners on a boat. Maybe we should get into the fin. of your boat.

Keep going I have alot more dirt on you then you have on me.........


I am not feeding you anymore troll......

wstultz 07-19-2007 11:23 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2203832)
Mine has actually been put back on the trailer WITH BOTH ENGINES RUNNING more than 10 times IN ONE YEAR.

Last I heard the money hadn't shown up for yours yet.

You don't have to cry. You can take it like a man. :evilb:

Trouble Maker is running like a scalded a$$ed ape. The last three time I put her in the water she came back on both engines AND full of oil.:D

wstultz 07-19-2007 11:26 AM

Lightning just came down next to me to say hello and make me crap my pants.

jeff1000man 07-19-2007 11:26 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2203831)
I dropped it that night, we where all laughin about it on the way to Papas....


I have bigger problems to worry about, then me missing the entrance to Walden at 10MPH

I have to call BS on that.

You have never run the Smooth Operator at 10mph on one motor or three.

I guess I better ask SPK1 for the whole story.

BY U BOY 07-19-2007 11:27 AM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1973-...47921378QQrdZ1


check out the drive.

BY U BOY 07-19-2007 11:28 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2203853)
I have to call BS on that.

You have never run the Smooth Operator at 10mph on one motor or three.

I guess I better ask SPK1 for the whole story.

:evilb: :evilb: wide fu(kin open baby:drink:

jeff1000man 07-19-2007 11:29 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2203845)
Trouble Maker is running like a scalded a$$ed ape. The last three time I put her in the water she came back on both engines AND full of oil.:D

Sounds pretty reliable to me. A real man would be getting his money's worth out of that ***** before he sold it.

We all know trouble makers sale is a mind deal anyway. get used to having her around. You guys have been negotiating this deal for 4 months and not one dollar has changed hands.

Keep the trouble maker. Chad doesn't need another boat to dive around and look gay in.

OOPS I'm sorry. leave tied up at Walden because Dad won't let him take it out. :evilb:

wstultz 07-19-2007 11:30 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2203860)

Looks like it could take a lot of HP....or not.

jeff1000man 07-19-2007 11:31 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2203860)

looks ;ike an alpha upper. Maybe custom made lower.

Sure looks like it would be hard to find parts if it broke.

joew. 07-19-2007 11:31 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2203840)
I am not feeding you anymore troll......

SMART.................

wstultz 07-19-2007 11:35 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2203864)
Sounds pretty reliable to me. A real man would be getting his money's worth out of that ***** before he sold it.

We all know trouble makers sale is a mind deal anyway. get used to having her around. You guys have been negotiating this deal for 4 months and not one dollar has changed hands.

Keep the trouble maker. had doesn't need another boat to dive around and look gay in.

OOPS I'm sorry. leave tied up at Walden because Dad won't let him take it out. :evilb:


You sure have a big head today. You must have been in the Scarab forum again talking about how you redid your whole boat.

You don't worry about my deal it's a lot further than you think. Also, it took me three years to finish my boat because...

1.) I'm poor

2.) I didn't mortgage everything I owned to afford it.

3.) I actually redid the entire boat and not just the engines.

4.) I did it right.

&

5.) My boat was worth redoing.

bigandy 07-19-2007 11:38 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2203806)
Looks like I picked the right day to stay in the hotel and do paperwork. It is heating up between the Williams brothers.

:evilb:
:eek: :eek:

I feel sorry for the maid at that hotel, i bet your mixing up a protein shake every hour about the thought of two hairy brothers wrestling in their bathing suits in boat.....

oh, and did i understand correctly someone was referencing their chart plotter on lake conroe????? Come on Capt Chia Pet.... is that why you didnt see the breakwater, you were to busy navigating by the stars looking through your quadrant??

On a more serious note, thank you for all the invites last weekend and i regret there was just no way i could make it but i look forward to living vicariously through your stories at the bar in the near future, oh that and all of you are Butt Pirates and i was scared for my anal virginity!

jeff1000man 07-19-2007 11:42 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2203875)
You sure have a big head today. You must have been in the Scarab forum again talking about how you redid your whole boat.

You don't worry about my deal it's a lot further than you think. Also, it took me three years to finish my boat because...

1.) I'm poor

2.) I didn't mortgage everything I owned to afford it.

3.) I actually redid the entire boat and not just the engines.

4.) I did it right.

&

5.) My boat was worth redoing.

Point of order.

1). Had you actually done it right, It wouldn't have taken 4 tries to get it right.

No need to get into finaces about Scary Mary. at least I have the title.

and to new business.

At least I am not scared to try and fix it and then maybe run it and have fun for once.

Remeber that it is a hobby and not a business investment. If you didn't love the boat, you should have never started fixing it up.

If I loved my boat half as much as you loved yours, there is no way I would sell it.

I am done picking on you for the day, you cry to much and try to hit below the belt.

tomtbone1993 07-19-2007 11:44 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2203881)

On a more serious note, thank you for all the invites last weekend and i regret there was just no way i could make it but i look forward to living vicariously through your stories at the bar in the near future, oh that and all of you are Butt Pirates and i was scared for my anal virginity!

You missed a good time for sure, their is alot more that happened that can not be discussed on this forum. Out of respect to a few people.

tomtbone1993 07-19-2007 11:45 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2203887)
Point of order.

1). Had you actually done it right, It wouldn't have taken 4 tries to get it right.

No need to get into finaces about Scary Mary. at least I have the title.

and to new business.

At least I am not scared to try and fix it and then maybe run it and have fun for once.

Remeber that it is a hobby and not a business investment. If you didn't love the boat, you should have never started fixing it up.

If I loved my boat half as much as you loved yours, there is no way I would sell it.

I am done picking on you for the day, you cry to much and try to hit below the belt.



A lot of hateraid today.....don't let Joe and I get you boys going....

jeff1000man 07-19-2007 11:48 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2203894)
A lot of hateraid today.....don't let Joe and I get you boys going....

I don't know what got into Wstultz today. He usually takes it like a man.

Something has him stirred up.

It's one thing to talk **** about the boats, but none of us has room to talk about finances. We are all way upside down in our toys.

wstultz 07-19-2007 11:52 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2203887)
Point of order.

1). Had you actually done it right, It wouldn't have taken 4 tries to get it right.

No need to get into finaces about Scary Mary. at least I have the title.

and to new business.

At least I am not scared to try and fix it and then maybe run it and have fun for once.

Remeber that it is a hobby and not a business investment. If you didn't love the boat, you should have never started fixing it up.

If I loved my boat half as much as you loved yours, there is no way I would sell it.

I am done picking on you for the day, you cry to much and try to hit below the belt.

I don't have anything to fix. She's done.

I've had plenty of fun with the TM. I had alot of fun working on her and making her pretty again. And yes, I did have fun running her but, it was time to throw in the towel and I'm smart enough to put her up when I have a buyer on the line. As far as it being a hobby....No $hit. If I bought a boat for an investment I would have dumped her a long time ago.

I'm not crying, just trying to make you realize that I have forgotten more about these machines than you will ever know. :evilb:

tomtbone1993 07-19-2007 11:54 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2203902)
I don't know what got into Wstultz today. He usually takes it like a man.

Something has him stirred up.

It's one thing to talk **** about the boats, but none of us has room to talk about finances. We are all way upside down in our toys.

This is not the first time this issue has been brought up. I guess this rain and slow business has everyone taking off their gloves. We need some pics from last weekend:):)

jeff1000man 07-19-2007 11:54 AM

When is Smooth going on Ebay, I have my bidding paddle ready?

I noticed it is not in the OSO classifieds any more. Will be a shame to see it go.

jeff1000man 07-19-2007 11:56 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2203908)

I'm not crying, just trying to make you realize that I have forgotten more about these machines than you will ever know. :evilb:

There is nothing in anything you have said today that would lead anyone to beleive you were trying to do the above statement.

You didin't have to try and hit below the belt.

It's always the same fight with little brothers. Whether mine or someone elses.

Can I get an amen from the older brother congregation?

Tom, Chad, ??

tomtbone1993 07-19-2007 11:56 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2203908)
I have forgotten more about these machines than you will ever know. :evilb:



I read something new the other day that I found funny but true..

You can have 2 of the 3, but not all 3

1) Reliable

2) Cheap

3) Fast

tomtbone1993 07-19-2007 11:58 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2203916)
It's always the same fight with little brothers. Whether mine or someone elses.

Can I get an amen from the older brother congregation?

Tom, Chad, ??

I don't know JoeW. is really pissed off at me, I may have to find a new best man for my wedding:(

Its the competive streak in all of us

tomtbone1993 07-19-2007 12:00 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2203912)
When is Smooth going on Ebay, I have my bidding paddle ready?

I noticed it is not in the OSO classifieds any more. Will be a shame to see it go.

The replacement will be much nicer:):)

jeff1000man 07-19-2007 12:01 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2203921)
I don't know JoeW. is really pissed off at me, I may have to find a new best man for my wedding:(

Its the competive streak in all of us

Has there even been a date set for the wedding yet? I am still waiting on the date for the bachelor party.

He will be over it by then, give him time to have one more good night on the Islander, then lock him under the hatch of Smooth Operator with some tacos and cold beer. Let him fall off another boat one more time. He will be all right. :evilb:

If you weren't so high strung sometimes, he wouldn't be mad at you anyway.

jeff1000man 07-19-2007 12:02 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2203924)
The replacement will be much nicer:):)

I keep telling myself the same thing.

wstultz 07-19-2007 12:03 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2203917)
I read something new the other day that I found funny but true..

You can have 2 of the 3, but not all 3

1) Reliable

2) Cheap

3) Fast

I've got the cheap part.

tomtbone1993 07-19-2007 12:03 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2203925)
Has there even been a date set for the wedding yet? I am still waiting on the date for the bachelor party.

He will be over it by then, give him time to have one more good night on the Islander, then lock him under the hatch of Smooth Operator with some tacos and cold beer. Let him fall off another boat one more time. He will be all right. :evilb:

The wedding date is Nov 3rd, It is up to JoeW. on the bachelor party......

tomtbone1993 07-19-2007 12:05 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2203926)
I keep telling myself the same thing.

My short list:

1) 38 Donzi ZRC:

2) newer stag 42X Fountain

3) 47 Lighting Fountain

tomtbone1993 07-19-2007 12:10 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2203925)

If you weren't so high strung sometimes, he wouldn't be mad at you anyway.

It was the straw that broke the camels back, it was a long 2 days for me. The only time I was able to relax was durning the run its self. Other than that I was busy puttin out fires, for something I do not get paid on.

jeff1000man 07-19-2007 12:13 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2203934)
My short list:

1) 38 Donzi ZRC:

2) newer stag 42X Fountain

3) 47 Lighting Fountain


Is king Rishard retiring and giving you his job? :evilb: :evilb:

I found the one I wanted on ebay, but of course it was a scam. :mad:

2000 42 tiger, #6's, 900sc dry sump engines, all accesories, $100k

jeff1000man 07-19-2007 12:14 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2203940)

for something I do not get paid on.

It is a hobby!! No reason to get dramtic. :drink:

jeff1000man 07-19-2007 12:15 PM

:mad: I am taking a break from OSO to go to work.

tomtbone1993 07-19-2007 12:15 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2203945)
Is king Rishard retiring and giving you his job? :evilb: :evilb:

I found the one I wanted on ebay, but of course it was a scam. :mad:

2000 42 tiger, #6's, 900sc dry sump engines, all accesories, $100k

refer back to post #7549


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