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jeff1000man 10-10-2007 01:44 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2300955)

dont mean to point out the obvious but you are apparently not a good mechanic.



ODOYLE RULES!!!!

Aparently neither are you, because your boat hasn't seen water since Clinton was president.

But I do agree that O'Doyle rules

On Time 10-10-2007 09:10 AM

Hey what about that Panther w/ the bad engine. Didn't ya'll take it for a test ride or was "engine trouble - she been missing a little lately" disclosed up front???

bigandy 10-10-2007 09:50 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2301172)
Aparently neither are you, because your boat hasn't seen water since Clinton was president.

But I do agree that O'Doyle rules

and your boat hasn't been cool since Jimmy Carter was president

BY U BOY 10-10-2007 09:59 AM

Alright Bioootches 48 Hours.

wstultz 10-10-2007 10:46 AM

Alright mofos. Someone with more money than me needs to pick this ride up. It is the fattest 39 ever built, IMHO.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...link:middle:us

wstultz 10-10-2007 10:48 AM

It used to belong to Fred @ Trick marine who re-rigged the whole boat. He had big race hatches on it but the guy that bought it from him ripped all of that $hit off and put the goofy hatch on it.....still phat though.

jeff1000man 10-10-2007 10:53 AM

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked
for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a
very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that
paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially
ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, > and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million,
her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his
voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have
given you all my business!'

That's when she shot him.
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.

boatman22 10-10-2007 10:53 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2301454)
Alright mofos. Someone with more money than me needs to pick this ride up. It is the fattest 39 ever built, IMHO.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...link:middle:us

Now thats a nice boat:ernaehrung004:

BY U BOY 10-10-2007 10:55 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2301457)
It used to belong to Fred @ Trick marine who re-rigged the whole boat. He had big race hatches on it but the guy that bought it from him ripped all of that $hit off and put the goofy hatch on it.....still phat though.

BAD AZZ BOAT. NAUTTI KITTY BOUGHT IT FOR THE POWER to go IN AN APACHE.

BY U BOY 10-10-2007 10:58 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2301463)
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked
for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a
very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that
paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially
ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, > and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million,
her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his
voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have
given you all my business!'

That's when she shot him.
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.

I wish then i could afford an OL:D

jeff1000man 10-10-2007 11:03 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2301472)
I wish then i could afford an OL:D

Soon after you are married, I am sure Sarah will start charging you for sex also. She will be using the money to make cookies for Trojan Man though. :hitfan:

BY U BOY 10-10-2007 11:08 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2301478)
Soon after you are married, I am sure Sarah will start charging you for sex also. She will be using the money to make cookies for Trojan Man though. :hitfan:

Chit atleast someone would get some cookies:D

jeff1000man 10-10-2007 11:12 AM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2301353)
Hey what about that Panther w/ the bad engine. Didn't ya'll take it for a test ride or was "engine trouble - she been missing a little lately" disclosed up front???

Engine is out at the engine shop. Still making a decision on what I am going to do. I got some money back from the guy to fix the engine.

Engines don't really make any power the way they are set up, and I think I have enough stuff in the garage to build them up a little, so I am talking with Leon about doing that.

Boat will probably be back here sometime next week and go back up there when enigines are ready to get dynoed and installed.

jeff1000man 10-10-2007 11:16 AM

This one is cool. Don't tell king Richard.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o19159-en.html

On Time 10-10-2007 11:20 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2301491)
This one is cool. Don't tell king Richard.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o19159-en.html

Sorry to hear about the Panther. I hope it goes together well.

Condolences for the death in BY YOU family.

WOW!! What a cig. I wonder how much gas goes through 24 barrels at WOT.

jeff1000man 10-10-2007 11:28 AM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2301498)
Sorry to hear about the Panther. I hope it goes together well.

Condolences for the death in BY YOU family.

WOW!! What a cig. I wonder how much gas goes through 24 barrels at WOT.

Ask Richard, he has 24 barrels right now on his.

wstultz 10-10-2007 11:31 AM

howmuchwoodcouldawoodchuckchuckifawoodchuckcouldch uckwood?

wstultz 10-10-2007 11:32 AM

Anybody want to build some houses for me?????

wstultz 10-10-2007 11:33 AM

Can't really concentrate on work when we're fixin to rip it up in the Gulf Fri.

BY U BOY 10-10-2007 11:42 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2301509)
Can't really concentrate on work when we're fixin to rip it up in the Gulf Fri.

I'm right there with ya! Have we decided if we are running the ditch or offshore?

BY U BOY 10-10-2007 11:44 AM

mmmmmm BACON.

wstultz 10-10-2007 11:45 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2301514)
I'm right there with ya! Have we decided if we are running the ditch or offshore?

It don't matter to me as long as we're running somewhere.

bigandy 10-10-2007 11:52 AM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...MEWN:IT&ih=015

who wants to go to chicago, the spell check police have bought a new cruiser!!!!

i will be able to drive home drunk from the bars and the cops will never know because they will think i am one of them...

joew. 10-10-2007 11:55 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2301533)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...MEWN:IT&ih=015

who wants to go to chicago, the spell check police have bought a new cruiser!!!!

i will be able to drive home drunk from the bars and the cops will never know because they will think i am one of them...

What are you going to do with that...it runs????

BY U BOY 10-10-2007 11:57 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2301539)
What are you going to do with that...it runs????

i think he should turn it into an amphicar.:cool-smiley-026:

bigandy 10-10-2007 12:00 PM

when someone spells something wrong, i am going to drive over to your house and chad is going to stick his out the window and go WOOOO, WOOOOO, PU OVERRRRR!!!!!

and just fyi, i was driving around in my 1966 cadillac yesterday, i got one of my four wheelers started and rode it in the neighborhood and i moved one of my '73 ford trucks so the lawn guy could mow under it ( its in my backyard ) so suck on some of that MR!!!

joew. 10-10-2007 12:10 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2301546)
when someone spells something wrong, i am going to drive over to your house and chad is going to stick his out the window and go WOOOO, WOOOOO, PU OVERRRRR!!!!!

and just fyi, i was driving around in my 1966 cadillac yesterday, i got one of my four wheelers started and rode it in the neighborhood and i moved one of my '73 ford trucks so the lawn guy could mow under it ( its in my backyard ) so suck on some of that MR!!!

Thanks for leting us all use the ramp yesterday. I figured with the 4 triple axel trailers it would have been like $200. But it was free....So thanks:D

joew. 10-10-2007 12:14 PM

spk1, BY U BOY, bigandy, txlefty, rndobber44 take it in the can......

bigandy 10-10-2007 12:19 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2301564)
spk1, BY U BOY, bigandy, txlefty, rndobber44 take it in the can......

ya, a finger from your old lady while shes slobing on our knobs

spk1 10-10-2007 12:19 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2301519)
mmmmmm BACON.

Did Somebody Say Bacon!??!?!?! :food-smiley-007:

joew. 10-10-2007 12:21 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2301569)
ya, a finger from your old lady while shes slobing on our knobs

Just because your ole' lady sleeps w/ everybody doesn't mean thay all do:evilb::evilb::evilb:

joew. 10-10-2007 12:22 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1998-...QQcmdZViewItem

I geuss the project was to much for em.

spk1 10-10-2007 12:24 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2301575)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1998-...QQcmdZViewItem

I geuss the project was to much for em.

I know i before e except after c,, but? U before e except after s? now I know you've spent too much time in smooth. :D

BY U BOY 10-10-2007 12:25 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2301575)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1998-...QQcmdZViewItem

I geuss the project was to much for em.

Thats the one that i looked at in dickinson a few weeks ago. That thing is a piece O CHIT.They wanted 49k with all that damage and a locked up motor.

spk1 10-10-2007 12:27 PM

With all of you guys getting engaged or married,, its only a matter of time before the boat name,, "Sea You In TEa" gets some usage. :cool-smiley-027:

spk1 10-10-2007 12:28 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2301581)
Thats the one that i looked at in dickinson a few weeks ago. That thing is a piece O CHIT.They wanted 49k with all that damage and a locked up motor.

Yea,, I couldnt look past the paint job, :rolleyes:

jeff1000man 10-10-2007 12:34 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2301533)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...MEWN:IT&ih=015

who wants to go to chicago, the spell check police have bought a new cruiser!!!!

i will be able to drive home drunk from the bars and the cops will never know because they will think i am one of them...

Looks like a good deal to me. Why not just have it shipped straight to Barret Jackson?

jeff1000man 10-10-2007 12:37 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2301586)
Yea,, I couldnt look past the paint job, :rolleyes:

Sounds like you should have offered 10k and built it youself.

On Time 10-10-2007 12:39 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2301558)
Thanks for leting us all use the ramp yesterday. ...it was free....So thanks:D

Where's the free ramp and how do I sign up!!!!!!

bigandy 10-10-2007 12:42 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2301602)
Where's the free ramp and how do I sign up!!!!!!

april plaza marina free on tuesdays!!! 830 county park free every day!!! April Sound, call me and i will get you in for free anytime!!!! i also have lots in walden and clearwater cove and they both have ramps to!! FREE ramps everywhere!!!


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