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Trojan-man 07-17-2007 06:34 PM

Nice !!! But it needs to be noted that a bow does not have to be waxed for a williams' to fall in the water :evilb: :bunny:

jeff1000man 07-17-2007 07:37 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2200664)
You will not get the photos intill we see the final copy of Ticfaw and the Fun Run

Fun Run is almost finished. I just have to get back in town and format it for the web.

There will be no Tick Faw video.

Management

Trojan-man 07-17-2007 08:29 PM

This thing has spick1's name all over it !!!

I love the corsas...

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...1&limit=recent

Trojan-man 07-17-2007 08:54 PM

wstultz doesn't have the nuts for this......

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...ct=3238&cat=24

MZEZ 07-17-2007 09:07 PM

I wax the bow (not real shiney though) but not the swim step!! Yes me!
With the downpours we had saturday there were folks flying on the sundecks!
We had a wonderful time seeing all our old friends and making some new ones....

See ya soon!

wstultz 07-17-2007 10:31 PM


Originally Posted by MZEZ (Post 2201702)
I wax the bow (not real shiney though) but not the swim step!! Yes me!
With the downpours we had saturday there were folks flying on the sundecks!
We had a wonderful time seeing all our old friends and making some new ones....

See ya soon!

MZEZ I appreciate the extra beers and coozies. Nice to meet you and your wife. Come up anytime and run the not so big water anytime.

tomtbone1993 07-17-2007 10:34 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2201845)
MZEZ I appreciate the extra beers and coozies. Nice to meet you and your wife. Come up anytime and run the not so big water anytime.

You mean you and your husband;) ...Good to see you K.P. be sure to let all the CL members know about all the fun they missed:):)

Trojan-man 07-18-2007 12:50 AM

here ya go spk1......best deal you will find, pull the trigger

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o17450-en.html

wstultz 07-18-2007 09:04 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2201854)
You mean you and your husband;) ...Good to see you K.P. be sure to let all the CL members know about all the fun they missed:):)

Sorry, you and your husband.

On Time 07-18-2007 10:27 AM

Hey Tom not to change the subject or anything but how did your Mike Hood props run? What pitch are they and which direction are you turning them? Were you happy with his work?

tomtbone1993 07-18-2007 10:28 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2201673)
wstultz doesn't have the nuts for this......

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...ct=3238&cat=24

Spick1 put down a deposit for Smooth Operator.....after Saturday he fell in love with her......he is ready to step way.....up:):)

tomtbone1993 07-18-2007 10:31 AM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2202323)
Hey Tom not to change the subject or anything but how did your Mike Hood props run? What pitch are they and which direction are you turning them? Were you happy with his work?

They will need to go back, the RPM's are all over the place.

Port 5800

Center 4800

Starbord 5400

They should all be around 5200

I am going to swap the center and the port and see what happens before I take them back.

On Time 07-18-2007 11:32 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2202331)
They will need to go back, the RPM's are all over the place.

Port 5800

Center 4800

Starbord 5400

They should all be around 5200

I am going to swap the center and the port and see what happens before I take them back.


At boat shows etc. I have begun to notice triple setups with the center engine running a lower pitch prop because of being lower in the water and less ventilated. Most of the time Bravo 1's run partially surfacing acc. to Merc Racing. You might call them for some tips.

spk1 07-18-2007 02:04 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2201962)
here ya go spk1......best deal you will find, pull the trigger

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o17450-en.html

You bastard guy,,
Im using every bit of control to wait untill our company deal is done before I splurge,, and you go and show me this :eek: .
What do you guys think about alpha drives? availibility replacement parts etc?

wstultz 07-18-2007 03:22 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2202649)
You bastard guy,,
Im using every bit of control to wait untill our company deal is done before I splurge,, and you go and show me this :eek: .
What do you guys think about alpha drives? availibility replacement parts etc?

Go for it you punk. Alphas will be fine as long as you don't go supercharging those biatches or upping the HP any.

bigandy 07-18-2007 05:23 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2202649)
You bastard guy,,
Im using every bit of control to wait untill our company deal is done before I splurge,, and you go and show me this :eek: .
What do you guys think about alpha drives? availibility replacement parts etc?

If you have to sell your family business before you can buy a $26k boat maybe you should look at diffferent sports, perhaps:

www.conroekayakclub.com
www.waldenwomenscanoeclub.com
www.diamondheadbiggayscarabandsailboatclub.com
or better yet a club you know some of the memebers in
www.meandmydadscruisersofconroe.com
http://www.boughtmyboatonEBAYandputi...only3years.com

jeff1000man 07-18-2007 07:05 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2202914)
If you have to sell your family business before you can buy a $26k boat maybe you should look at diffferent sports, perhaps:

www.conroekayakclub.com
www.waldenwomenscanoeclub.com
www.diamondheadbiggayscarabandsailboatclub.com
or better yet a club you know some of the memebers in
www.meandmydadscruisersofconroe.com
http://www.boughtmyboatonEBAYandputi...only3years.com

Or maybe if you are to cheap or scared to finish the project that you have you should stay off the powerboat forum and go to.

www.oldfatguyswholiveonpontoonboats.com

How long has it been now? 2 years.?

jeff1000man 07-18-2007 07:38 PM

Might be time to join the cruiser club.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...link:middle:us

bigandy 07-18-2007 08:10 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2203079)
Might be time to join the cruiser club.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...link:middle:us

hell ya buy it and then join

www.fatguyswithwoodenboatsandmullets.com

jeff1000man 07-18-2007 08:15 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2203109)
hell ya buy it and then join

www.fatguyswithwoodenboatsandmullets.com

Or I can joint

www.fatguyswhosleepatbeerjoints.com

:evilb:

jeff1000man 07-18-2007 08:15 PM

Shaved the mullet sunday before I left town. Sorry to disappoint.

It was fun while it lasted.

tomtbone1993 07-18-2007 08:39 PM

I would love too hear Big Andy's excuse for not showing up this past weekend...

jeff1000man 07-18-2007 08:52 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2203152)
I would love too hear Big Andy's excuse for not showing up this past weekend...

www.bedbathandbeyondforhouthboats.com

www.mygirlfriendwouldn'tletmego.com

www.iamscaredtofinishmypowerboatproject.com

I would too, especially since I offered him steaks and seats on Scary Mary.

joew. 07-18-2007 09:19 PM

Sorry I missed all the fun. I just got cought up and don't have time to go into detail but I would like to make a few points.....

Baldwick- It doesn't matter what prop you use. Your boat will never get to TX and if it does.... Who gives a chit about a 1974 24' boat.:evilb:

Tboner- quit trying to kiss azz on oso because you are not man enough to call me and appologize. It is not my fault I know the lake better then you and you would have ended up on the jetties if it wasn't for me.:eek:

Andy- I don't know why you gotta bust my ballz. It's not my fault that you are old (old balls and loose skin....) and trying to make your boat look like a strip club so the high school kids will like you.:cool:

Well that should catch me up on the missed ball busting, and if I missed anybody then those people take it in the can.:evilb: :evilb:

tomtbone1993 07-18-2007 10:10 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2203219)
Tboner- quit trying to kiss azz on oso because you are not man enough to call me and appologize. It is not my fault I know the lake better then you and you would have ended up on the jetties if it wasn't for me.:eek:

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: no need to carry your phone with you......It is amazing I have ever done anything without your expert guidence.....

tomtbone1993 07-18-2007 10:14 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2201317)
Everyone should becareful tonight and tomorrow night. This is JoeW's Friday & Saturday, The past few weeks he has felt the need to over drink and take all night cruises with other guys. If you see the Islander go the other way. .....unless you like watching Manlove......



I guess I was kissing your azz pushin your Wed. night late night cruise

Trojan-man 07-18-2007 10:17 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2202914)
If you have to sell your family business before you can buy a $26k boat maybe you should look at diffferent sports, perhaps:

www.conroekayakclub.com
www.waldenwomenscanoeclub.com
www.diamondheadbiggayscarabandsailboatclub.com
or better yet a club you know some of the memebers in
www.meandmydadscruisersofconroe.com
http://www.boughtmyboatonEBAYandputi...only3years.com

or the : www.Iown47boatsandonly1works.com

wstultz 07-18-2007 10:21 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2203287)

48 :eek:

tomtbone1993 07-18-2007 10:21 PM

I am a fan of this website www.drunkjoeknowseverythingabouteverything.com

Trojan-man 07-18-2007 10:25 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2203292)

www.IthoughtthatwasreservedforGregory'sonly.com

:D :bunny: :D

tomtbone1993 07-18-2007 10:29 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2203298)
www.IthoughtthatwasreservedforGregory'sonly.com

:D :bunny: :D

Not when Joe is drunk

he also has

www.IforgotmoreaboutFountainsthanTomknows.com

WWW.JOEISGODSGIFTTOBOATS.COM

wstultz 07-18-2007 11:01 PM

Thanks for all of the new websites to check out fellas but can we get back to the point.

jeff1000man 07-18-2007 11:44 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2203340)
Thanks for all of the new websites to check out fellas but can we get back to the point.

WWW.Ispent3yearsfixingmyboat.com

www.nowthatitworksiamscaredtodriveit.com

:evilb:

That should get us back on track.

wstultz 07-19-2007 09:55 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2203377)

www.troublemakerwillripoffscareymarysthroatand$hit downherneck.com

wstultz 07-19-2007 09:57 AM

www.ididntmortgagemyhouseandcarstobuyengines.com

wstultz 07-19-2007 09:58 AM

www.irememberedtoputthepluginmyoilpan.com


Now were back on track. I'm really tired of this url crap.

joew. 07-19-2007 10:01 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2200801)
just a little brotherly love.........

KISS AZZZZZZZZZ

joew. 07-19-2007 10:13 AM

Keep acting tuff Tdi(khole, Me drinking has nothing to do w/ you not knowing where you were and getting pissed at me when I tried to tell you. Maybe you should ask spk1 or your future wife what happened before you start talkin chit..... Oh wait I am sure all three of us are wrong and you are right.:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Here is just a couple of helpful tools when driving at night.

1. Stay in the channel until you make your turn. This is so you don't hit a big pyle of rocks other wise know as jetties.

2. Listen to the other people in the boat and don't assume you know all.

3. Use the chartplotter on you boat.

4. Hell, if you didn't know where you were you could have atleast just followed the slick into Walden:evilb:





Keep talkin chit telephone tuff guy..................................

tomtbone1993 07-19-2007 10:46 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2203748)
Keep acting tuff Tdi(khole, Me drinking has nothing to do w/ you not knowing where you were and getting pissed at me when I tried to tell you. Maybe you should ask spk1 or your future wife what happened before you start talkin chit..... Oh wait I am sure all three of us are wrong and you are right.:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Here is just a couple of helpful tools when driving at night.

1. Stay in the channel until you make your turn. This is so you don't hit a big pyle of rocks other wise know as jetties.

2. Listen to the other people in the boat and don't assume you know all.

3. Use the chartplotter on you boat.

4. Hell, if you didn't know where you were you could have atleast just followed the slick into Walden:evilb:


Keep talkin chit telephone tuff guy..................................

You worry about keepin the Islander in tip top shape for John, and let me worry about my boat.......When I need advice from you I will ask for it.

For example:

I did not need you to adjust my chartplotter

I did not need you to worry about my tab settings

I did not need you to worry about the position of my drives

I did not need you on my side like a shadow

If you wanted to worry about anything, you should have worried about where all the beer went.............

Why do you act like this is the first time I have dropped you off at a dock and told you to F off????

jeff1000man 07-19-2007 11:01 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2203721)
www.troublemakerwillripoffscareymarysthroatand$hit downherneck.com

You would actually have to put it in the water first.

No URL needed.


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