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spk1 05-07-2007 10:48 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2119121)
What about me? I watched, and had fuel filters! I just went the wrong way over to New Orleans

I didn't mean to forget Ryan, He too came to the rescue,, and not many people have to clout, to bring louie and his brand new fountain on his tail to aid in support, I didnt mean to forget you guys, Everytime I turned around, ryan was there checking up on us, only reason he wasnt there first is probably because we waved him off the first five time he showed up to aid.(obviosly he knew we were in trouble before we knew it) Thanks Bro,, You are our "Ambassador of Quan" :cool:

spk1 05-07-2007 10:55 AM

I would also like to thank the three guys in the bar that gave jeff the directions to the marina, And I quote,,, "We Faung Fog Fa FA De Get Da Jow Da."
Which means,,, Just keep going straight down that there road,, and you will see it. :evilb:

jeff1000man 05-07-2007 11:16 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2119146)
I would also like to thank the three guys in the bar that gave jeff the directions to the marina, And I quote,,, "We Faung Fog Fa FA De Get Da Jow Da."
Which means,,, Just keep going straight down that there road,, and you will see it. :evilb:


In LA, just down the road is a long, long ways.

Having "tethlong tape" to rig a broken fuel fitting 5 minutes before the gun goes off ------ $.95

Having enough gas to run to FL if needed. $685

Having Creed bring 4 new filters. $40

Having to pee so bad you can't keep your balance. $20 (price of one case of beer)

Driving for 45 minutes stopping at random beer joints asking drunks for directions and pulling the cops over yourself.
$5 (one pack of smokes)

Wallking 200 yards across a rock parking lot barefoot to see the 3 guys that you left on the boat strended, relaxing at Marina Del Ray having beers and burgers after you just cheated death to bring the trailer. -- Priceless

:cool:

jeff1000man 05-07-2007 11:17 AM

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It is good to be home.

:D

jeff1000man 05-07-2007 11:19 AM

Where are Tom and George today?

Did they somehow manage to get off of work today also?

spk1 05-07-2007 11:21 AM

Either that or tom killed him, and hid the body inside a 105 storage building. :evilb:

spk1 05-07-2007 11:24 AM

Hey Wade, check out the aronow section in the classifieds that one is back up again.

spk1 05-07-2007 11:26 AM

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Im sure you are all wondering who won the poker run? Turns out it was a local fisherman. :eek:

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jeff1000man 05-07-2007 11:29 AM

I just want everyone to know that I am glad that I had a great time on my first poker run. I am also glad that we have good friends that check on our well being from time to time like Creed, Wade, Colter, Tim, Brent, Dustin, Louie and their Crew, Mike Nelson and his Crew, Kelly, Blackwood, Steve, Mark, pretty much everyone in TOPPS lake conroe, Lake travis power boat club, and the 4 drunks at the bar on the side of the road.

:drink:

wstultz 05-07-2007 11:33 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2119177)
Hey Wade, check out the aronow section in the classifieds that one is back up again.


I already called on it last week.:cool:


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