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Trojan-man 11-09-2007 03:05 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2331496)
No it is from drinking and eating at IHOP until 4:30 this morning.

You puzzies wouldn't know anything about that.

Even Rcolter was out with us all night

Stultz boys take it in the can from each other.:cool-smiley-011:

Some people have to work jeffman......





























I am just glad I don't !!!!! :cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-027:

Trojan-man 11-09-2007 03:08 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2331511)

spick1 for his place in galveston ....that would be phat....

:hitfan:

jeff1000man 11-09-2007 03:20 PM

Bigandy, have you spent any time at the Scrub Pub yet?

Im sure the strip joints down there will never be the same.

wstultz 11-09-2007 04:17 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2331560)
Bigandy, have you spent any time at the Scrub Pub yet?

Im sure the strip joints down there will never be the same.

Has BigAndy spent any time in the strip club????? Does a one legged duck swim in circles? Does a bear $hit in the woods? Is Trojan Man a homo? Are toothless Joe Jackson and him really homo lovers? What kind of questions are these?

joew. 11-09-2007 04:24 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2331585)
Has BigAndy spent any time in the strip club????? Does a one legged duck swim in circles? Does a bear $hit in the woods? Is Trojan Man a homo? Are toothless Joe Jackson and him really homo lovers? What kind of questions are these?

So what did that salad cost your balls?????????????

wstultz 11-09-2007 04:43 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2331589)
So what did that salad cost your balls?????????????


About 2 inches in diameter. It's alright, I still have elephant balls.

jeff1000man 11-09-2007 05:22 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2331589)
So what did that salad cost your balls?????????????


Wstultz likes to toss salads

Trojan-man 11-09-2007 05:45 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2331589)
So what did that salad cost your balls?????????????

:evilb::evilb::evilb: that was some funny chit !!!

BY U BOY 11-09-2007 07:40 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2329812)
Thanks for the invite :violent-smiley-045:

I was taken buy a factory rep:cool:

BY U BOY 11-09-2007 07:51 PM

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saw 9 deer and we only chose to shoot 2. Here is the pick of my 8 point that i shot before i even got to the stand:cool:

Deer hunting there is like fishing in a bath tub:cool-smiley-026:
Turkey hunting was awsome but those damn bird are fin smart.

Trojan-man 11-09-2007 09:09 PM

jeffman will you buy a boat already so we don't have to see taxi-cab avatars all winter.... :rolleyes:

jeff1000man 11-10-2007 12:28 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2331734)
saw 9 deer and we only chose to shot 2. Here is the pick of my 8 point that i shot before i even got to the stand:cool:

Deer hunting there is like fishing in a bath tub:cool-smiley-026:
Turkey hunting was awsome but those damn bird are fin smart.

Did you put deer horns on your dog??

jeff1000man 11-10-2007 12:29 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2331760)
jeffman will you buy a boat already so we don't have to see taxi-cab avatars all winter.... :rolleyes:

You just keep posting pics of boats that you never get pernision to use.:cool:

Trojan-man 11-10-2007 12:34 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2331823)
You just keep posting pics of boats that you never get pernision to use.:cool:

I have pernision to use all of them capt. tethlong :D:cool-smiley-011:


I just found out my engine is an MPI.......but I don't have any fuel injection........this is going to be fun to make a wiring harness for ... :hitfan:

Trojan-man 11-10-2007 12:36 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2331823)
You just keep posting pics of boats that you never get pernision to use.:cool:

I will be working on the trojan all day tomorrow on the mutha f***** son of a B***** generator if anyone wants to see me lose my temper... :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

tomtbone1993 11-10-2007 12:52 AM

:drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:

happy belated old day trojan-man.....i will respond more when i get all this rum out of my system....

BY U BOY 11-10-2007 09:09 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2331821)
Did you put deer horns on your dog??

What cha talkin bout willis that deer was 140 lbs

jeff1000man 11-10-2007 09:33 AM

Why buy a boat, when you can build your own?

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o19702-en.html

jeff1000man 11-10-2007 10:32 AM

Bigandy

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2002-...QQcmdZViewItem

TopSpin80 11-10-2007 12:48 PM

This boat is all mine for this price if the guy calls me back... so none of you guys jump on it please..... do any of you know the boat?

Ernie

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/474626725.html

jeff1000man 11-10-2007 12:58 PM


Originally Posted by TopSpin80 (Post 2332049)
This boat is all mine for this price if the guy calls me back... so none of you guys jump on it please..... do any of you know the boat?

Ernie

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/474626725.html

Sorry dude. I already jumped on it for you. I purposely didn't post it.

boatman22 11-10-2007 03:19 PM


Originally Posted by TopSpin80 (Post 2332049)
This boat is all mine for this price if the guy calls me back... so none of you guys jump on it please..... do any of you know the boat?

Ernie

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/474626725.html


I got the other one he had:food-smiley-007::Whatever:

jeff1000man 11-10-2007 04:41 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2332124)
I got the other one he had:food-smiley-007::Whatever:

I think you get a discount after you buy 12. :violent-smiley-045:

Always Late 11-10-2007 09:00 PM

where is the video of the girl with the 4feet of dildo in her a ss

Trojan-man 11-11-2007 10:22 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2331947)
Why buy a boat, when you can build your own?

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o19702-en.html

you can also visit.....www.chadandwadebuildabanana.com if you are interested in building boats :hitfan:

Trojan-man 11-11-2007 10:23 AM


Originally Posted by Always Late (Post 2332280)
where is the video of the girl with the 4feet of dildo in her a ss

I think I missed that one......someone repost that fo sho !! :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

Trojan-man 11-11-2007 11:33 AM

Glad to be alive today after a near death experience on the lake last night :eek::eek::eek::hothead::angry-smiley-055:

wstultz 11-11-2007 12:32 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2332478)
Glad to be alive today after a near death experience on the lake last night :eek::eek::eek::hothead::angry-smiley-055:


Everybody needs to boat safe including short a$$holes.

jeff1000man 11-11-2007 12:51 PM

Mmmmmmm Burgers. :food-smiley-007::ernaehrung004:

Trojan-man 11-11-2007 12:53 PM

Can someone find me a machine gun to go with this ???

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o19706-en.html

Trojan-man 11-11-2007 12:54 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2332513)
Mmmmmmm Burgers. :food-smiley-007::ernaehrung004:

burgers sound very reasonable......holla at me, I gotta go to wades and pick up the bolsters..

joew. 11-11-2007 01:45 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2332478)
Glad to be alive today after a near death experience on the lake last night :055:

No chit. How do you almost hit 3 30+ foot boats tide up. What a di(k:violent-smiley-045:

joew. 11-11-2007 02:27 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/formu...QQcmdZViewItem

Big cheap ole boat

jeff1000man 11-11-2007 02:51 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2332552)

That guy was trying to sell that boat a while back as a project, and then he was trying to sell just the trailer. It had surface drives on it at one time. I wonder what suprises hee has for us now?

It is an awesome boat though.

txlefty 11-11-2007 05:05 PM

Looks like we have a new BMOLC...that's "Big Man on Lake Conroe"....Rumor has it that Warren (Baja Warren at club 105) just stepped up a bought a 50' Hustler! Tripple 500's :cool-smiley-027:

Valero is gonna love his azz! :D

joew. 11-11-2007 05:20 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2332628)
Looks like we have a new BMOLC...that's "Big Man on Lake Conroe"....Rumor has it that Warren (Baja Warren at club 105) just stepped up a bought a 50' Hustler! Tripple 500's :cool-smiley-027:

Valero is gonna love his azz! :D

I think I saw it at papas on the way in. It is awesome!!!

boatman22 11-11-2007 05:23 PM

Thats right..Warren bought a 50' Hustler with trip 500's:ernaehrung004:

txlefty 11-11-2007 06:00 PM

yeah Louie said it was beautiful!

Looks like Tom isn't the only tripple to run out of gas !!!!:cool-smiley-027:

tomtbone1993 11-11-2007 09:10 PM


Originally Posted by Always Late (Post 2332280)
where is the video of the girl with the 4feet of dildo in her a ss

Where did this come from????? you have been sniffin way to much airplane fuel........:cool-smiley-027:

tomtbone1993 11-11-2007 09:13 PM

Hutch-
Trojan-man, WStultz, and JoeW. can all kiss my short azz........


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