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jeff1000man 11-08-2007 09:42 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2330605)
Not necessary......she is gonna kick your arse !! :ernaehrung004::cool-smiley-027:

Only if you keep lettingher read OSO. Keep your old lady in line.

joew. 11-08-2007 10:05 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2330609)
Only if you keep lettingher read OSO. Keep your old lady in line.

Jeff please do not turn this into autotrader.com. Take your junk car off of your avator and put something that is marine related. Don't make me have this talk w/ you again.:violent-smiley-045:

jeff1000man 11-08-2007 10:16 AM

What is for lunch today gents. I am all ready starving.

Lets plan on 11:30

Where is the place?

jeff1000man 11-08-2007 10:17 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2330630)
Jeff please do not turn this into autotrader.com. Take your junk car off of your avator and put something that is marine related. Don't make me have this talk w/ you again.:violent-smiley-045:

Nice of you to show up :violent-smiley-045:

boatman22 11-08-2007 11:23 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2330636)
What is for lunch today gents. I am all ready starving.

Lets plan on 11:30

Where is the place?

I'm up for lunch today...being I was going to be in KW today but stupid work got in the way:violent-smiley-045:

wstultz 11-08-2007 11:41 AM

Here you go biatches. She looks a little rough but with a little elbow grease.......


http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/50-Ca...QQcmdZViewItem

joew. 11-08-2007 12:05 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2330688)
Here you go biatches. She looks a little rough but with a little elbow grease.......


http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/50-Ca...QQcmdZViewItem

That boat is on boattrader for 35k w/ a lift. There is another one for 69k that is in good condition.

Trojan-man 11-08-2007 12:12 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2330688)
Here you go biatches. She looks a little rough but with a little elbow grease.......


http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/50-Ca...QQcmdZViewItem

I love those 50' Carys like joe loves the female TEX :cool-smiley-026:

Trojan-man 11-08-2007 12:13 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2330609)
Only if you keep lettingher read OSO. Keep your old lady in line.

My old lady does not read my OSO......unlike everybody else's old ladies......

:violent-smiley-045:

spk1 11-08-2007 12:34 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2330711)
My old lady does not read my OSO......unlike everybody else's old ladies......

:violent-smiley-045:

Well dont worry,, apparently,, Im the only one that gets in trouble by all your old ladies for whats written on here,, so blast away, :rolleyes:

spk1 11-08-2007 12:34 PM

band of brother my azz, lol :violent-smiley-045:

wstultz 11-08-2007 12:38 PM

apparently these boys never learned how to control their old ladies.:hitfan::party-smiley-004::hitfan:








<---------NO RESPECT

spk1 11-08-2007 01:04 PM

Nobody did it
By Nancy Gable
For the Mirror Democrat

Every household has a silent, mysterious, unseen visitor. He gives no notice of his comings and goings but the evidence of his visits is always clear.

Who is this visitor? Ask any member of a larger household, "Who took the scissors and didn't put them back" and a chorus of voices reply "I didn't," "not me" and "I haven't used them." Ask who left the milk out and more of the same is heard. The visitor has struck -- "Nobody" did it.

Mr. Nobody is a daily visitor in our household of six. He is a favorite companion of our four children and a dastardly villain to my husband and me.

If there is blame to be placed, the children know that Mr. Nobody can take it. They don't have to accept responsibility for unreturned household items, toys and paper littered on the floor, misplaced gloves and caps or spills of food or drink left uncleaned.

Nobody did it -- so it must be Mom's or Dad's job to clean up, pick up, find or put away. It couldn't possibly be their responsibility.

Even before we had children my husband was plagued by this villain's dastardly deeds. He would be fixing a vehicle and the exact tool he needed would be the only tool missing from a set of tools. Nobody used it and didn't put it back.

He would put a tool down and when he needed it again, it was gone. Nobody had moved it. The chain left in the truck box was no longer there. It was now in a corner of the garage where Nobody had put it. The gas valve to the torch was left on and all the gas was gone. Nobody did it.

Even I have been harassed by this evil villain. His favorite trick to play on me is to hide something I'm looking for until I give up on finding it. Then, later, I discover the item in a place that I had thoroughly searched and could swear it wasn't there.

The most recent example of this is the bird book we lost last summer. I searched a pile of magazines, papers and pamphlets where I was sure the book had last been seen. It wasn't there.

Over time I used other items from that pile and the missing book was not to be found. One day I was idly flipping through the pile and, lo and behold, there it was. Nobody had hidden it and now, finally, had decided to return it.

Over time we have come to accept and even joke about this unseen visitor. Whenever there's a minor problem, we place the blame where it belongs -- Nobody did it.

Im changing my new screen name to "NObody" :evilb::rolleyes:

spk1 11-08-2007 01:08 PM

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o19366-en.html


U saw this right wade?

spk1 11-08-2007 01:10 PM

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o19411-en.html

nice 45k with out the extras.

boatman22 11-08-2007 01:19 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2330755)

That looks like the boat that was won last year at an OSO auction....

jeff1000man 11-08-2007 02:25 PM

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=172868

wstultz 11-08-2007 02:26 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2330753)


Yes and it has already SOLD! I missed the boat on that one.

wstultz 11-08-2007 02:29 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2330755)

I've been eyeballing that one as well. I would love an enclosed canopy but don't know if I would fit in one.

bigandy 11-08-2007 03:26 PM

Florida powerboat club just showed up at the hotel, ciggies and fountains everywhere!!! reggie was in the pits yesterday, he is about three foot tall. now i understand the layout of those boats..... we are cooking lobster and steaks for 30, what are yall doing for dinner???? SUK it Trabek!!!

wstultz 11-08-2007 03:35 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2330814)
Florida powerboat club just showed up at the hotel, ciggies and fountains everywhere!!! reggie was in the pits yesterday, he is about three foot tall. now i understand the layout of those boats..... we are cooking lobster and steaks for 30, what are yall doing for dinner???? SUK it Trabek!!!

I was two feet taller than Reggie when I was 13 years old.

bigandy 11-08-2007 03:53 PM

43 nortec.... cool

2 twin turbo 1200 hp chief motors.... amazing

160 mph on the water... awesome

the floor of the cat being glass and being able to see water through the bottom while you are driving........................................











the f ucking coolest f ucking thing ever~~QQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

spk1 11-08-2007 04:11 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2330760)
That looks like the boat that was won last year at an OSO auction....

it is, amf raffle boat

jeff1000man 11-08-2007 05:05 PM

Eldorado Jacks 1 hour:ernaehrung004:

Trojan-man 11-09-2007 10:20 AM

This forum takes it in the can this week

Trojan-man 11-09-2007 10:21 AM

Found a buyer for tom's resin bucket. Kelly said call her direct for pricing

:evilb::evilb::party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 11-09-2007 11:15 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2331365)
Found a buyer for tom's resin bucket. Kelly said call her direct for pricing

:evilb::evilb::party-smiley-004:

She told me I could have the Clock. :D

txlefty 11-09-2007 11:33 AM

:drool::drool::drool:

jeff1000man 11-09-2007 12:02 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2331420)
:drool::drool::drool:

OOOOOHHHHHHHH. I feel like chit

Trojan-man 11-09-2007 01:04 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2331436)
OOOOOHHHHHHHH. I feel like chit

Is it from yelling across the bar all night ?? :hitfan: :evilb::evilb:

wstultz 11-09-2007 01:23 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2331473)
Is it from yelling across the bar all night ?? :hitfan: :evilb::evilb:

ZING!

jeff1000man 11-09-2007 01:39 PM

No it is from drinking and eating at IHOP until 4:30 this morning.

You puzzies wouldn't know anything about that.

Even Rcolter was out with us all night

Stultz boys take it in the can from each other.:cool-smiley-011:

joew. 11-09-2007 01:41 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/38-We...QQcmdZViewItem

I likey

jeff1000man 11-09-2007 01:46 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2331499)

THat one has the swim platform that causes the transom to rot.

It has been on auction all ready once and didn't sell

jeff1000man 11-09-2007 01:48 PM

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/boa/472075760.html

wstultz 11-09-2007 01:49 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2331496)
No it is from drinking and eating at IHOP until 4:30 this morning.

You puzzies wouldn't know anything about that.

Even Rcolter was out with us all night

Stultz boys take it in the can from each other.:cool-smiley-011:


One word......job!

jeff1000man 11-09-2007 01:57 PM

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o19694-en.html

joew. 11-09-2007 02:37 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2331503)
THat one has the swim platform that causes the transom to rot.

It has been on auction all ready once and didn't sell

Don't leave your chit in the water and it won't rot.

txlefty 11-09-2007 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2331507)
One word......job!

What was that about J-O-B ?????

bigandy 11-09-2007 02:51 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2331405)
She told me I love the Cock. :D

ya we knew that!!

apache's, triple x, hundreds of ciggies, inxs, a v-hull nortech with surface drives with a 40 foot roster tail pics when i get home.....


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