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tomtbone1993 08-24-2007 02:11 PM

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On Time 08-24-2007 02:27 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2246679)
:):)

That's me. But I was younger, about 22.

tomtbone1993 08-24-2007 02:30 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2246698)
That's me. But I was younger, about 22.

very nice..........:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

Trojan-man 08-24-2007 02:43 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2246583)
Im game you buy the boat and pay for all the repairs and ill drive it for ya.:party-smiley-048: :D

i will buy it just for the ma fuggin generator !!!!!

Trojan-man 08-24-2007 02:44 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2246583)
Im game you buy the boat and pay for all the repairs and ill drive it for ya.:party-smiley-048: :D

I know which boat it is, and I know where he keeps it, behind his house over on the east side of the lake. How did you run into this guy??

tomtbone1993 08-24-2007 02:45 PM

ATTENTION B.S. Thread Monkeys::

We have a very big raft off planned for tomorrow. Who will all be in attendance with their resin buckets? A few things I do know.

1) Colter will not make a decision until after the event is over.

2) BigAndy will wake up on Sunday on his rig in his slip, and will have no idea on how he arrived

3) Lefty will say he is going to raft up, only to decide to go to Papas and take the first parking spot. Then after the event find out everyone used his bucket for an ashtray.

4) By U Boy will talk all week about coming up, only to make up some excuse on Monday on why he couldn't make it.

5) WStultz will show up on some one's rig, while his sits in the barn and rots.

6) The Islander will have its normal corporate guest list, Spik1 , Dave, John, and Tex.

7) Trojan-Man will be no where in sight

8) Beak42 & Boatman22 do not have the nuts to make this party

9) Water cops will be out hot and heavy

10) Every one will be trying to pick up the chicks Timmy has on the ski boat.


If I recall last year after this event, everyone went to the island and admired the naked chicks on the pontoon boat. Did anyone happen to send them a invite???

Trojan-man 08-24-2007 02:52 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2246711)
ATTENTION B.S. Thread Monkeys::

We have a very big raft off planned for tomorrow. Who will all be in attendance with their resin buckets? A few things I do know.

1) Colter will not make a decision until after the event is over.

2) BigAndy will wake up on Sunday on his rig in his slip, and will have no idea on how he arrived

3) Lefty will say he is going to raft up, only to decide to go to Papas and take the first parking spot. Then after the event find out everyone used his bucket for an ashtray.

4) By U Boy will talk all week about coming up, only to make up some excuse on Monday on why he couldn't make it.

5) WStultz will show up on some one's rig, while his sits in the barn and rots.

6) The Islander will have its normal corporate guest list, Spik1 , Dave, John, and Tex.

7) Trojan-Man we be no where in sight

8) Beak42 & Boatman22 do not have the nuts to make this party

9) Water cops will be out hot and heavy

10) Every one will be trying to pick up the chicks Timmy has on the ski boat.


If I recall last year after this event, everyone went to the island and admired the naked chicks on the pontoon boat. Did anyone happen to send them a invite???

You are correct, I will be nowhere in sight :D :D

tomtbone1993 08-24-2007 02:57 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2246714)
You are correct, I will be nowhere in sight :D :D

pu$$y:):)

txlefty 08-24-2007 02:59 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2246709)
I know which boat it is, and I know where he keeps it, behind his house over on the east side of the lake. How did you run into this guy??

I know the new owner of the boat, he doesn't have the money or the time for it. So he's selling it as is, where it is. Same boat from the eastside though...

txlefty 08-24-2007 03:01 PM

I remember the DIRTY DIRTY'S at the island.... good times! :party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048:

On Time 08-24-2007 03:17 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2246711)
ATTENTION B.S. Thread Monkeys::

8) Beak42 & Boatman22 do not have the nuts to make this party

9) Water cops will be out hot and heavy

I am going to San Francisco tonight, on work/vacation, and renting a car after a few days of work to drive Hwy 101 down past Monterey and Santa Barbara to Simi Valley by way of Bob Teague's place in Valencia to look at some real boats and see some real mechanics and paint guys. Ya'll go paarty on the 89 degree lake and chase the teenies and I'll go by boat to Catalina Island. Dig?

wstultz 08-24-2007 03:56 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2246741)
I am going to San Francisco tonight, on work/vacation, and renting a car after a few days of work to drive Hwy 101 down past Monterey and Santa Barbara to Simi Valley by way of Bob Teague's place in Valencia to look at some real boats and see some real mechanics and paint guys. Ya'll go paarty on the 89 degree lake and chase the teenies and I'll go by boat to Catalina Island. Dig?

You bastardo!

And T-bone, my boat can sit in the barn and rot all it wants now that it's paid for. But I will definitely be there and probably being someones deck hand biatch.......but i'll be there.

tomtbone1993 08-24-2007 03:58 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2246741)
I am going to San Francisco tonight, on work/vacation, and renting a car after a few days of work to drive Hwy 101 down past Monterey and Santa Barbara to Simi Valley by way of Bob Teague's place in Valencia to look at some real boats and see some real mechanics and paint guys. Ya'll go paarty on the 89 degree lake and chase the teenies and I'll go by boat to Catalina Island. Dig?

have a safe trip.....becareful in the home of polesmokers....enjoy your sail to Catalina Island:cool-smiley-011:

tomtbone1993 08-24-2007 03:59 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2246776)
And T-bone, my boat can sit in the barn and rot all it wants now that it's paid for. But I will definitely be there and probably being someones deck hand biatch.......but i'll be there.

Do you want to be mine? Kelly has to work to pay for my gas:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

wstultz 08-24-2007 04:00 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2246781)
Do you want to be mine? Kelly has to work to pay for my gas:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

I'm your Hucklberry. Unless Bigandy doesn't have any help to get the houthboat over.

tomtbone1993 08-24-2007 04:15 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2246786)
I'm your Hucklberry. Unless Bigandy doesn't have any help to get the houthboat over.

Plan on it:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

Trojan-man 08-24-2007 04:43 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2246716)
pu$$y:):)

I have had enough lake conroe cops and papas girls to last me at least one weekend. I am gonna go get drunk with toothless rednecks (no offense joew) and drive the boat crazy like, being a total jackass........and not go to jail. Besides that, Kim is meeting me there too.......:party-smiley-020:

tomtbone1993 08-24-2007 05:03 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2246834)
I have had enough lake conroe cops and papas girls to last me at least one weekend. I am gonna go get drunk with toothless rednecks (no offense joew) :

OUCH:cool-smiley-011:


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2246834)
Besides that, Kim is meeting me there too.......:party-smiley-020:

easy there killer.......:cool-smiley-011:

Trojan-man 08-24-2007 05:17 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2246861)
OUCH:cool-smiley-011:



easy there killer.......:cool-smiley-011:

Its all good, he knows I just playin :chill-pill: :chill-pill:

tomtbone1993 08-24-2007 05:18 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2246869)
Its all good, he knows I just playin :chill-pill: :chill-pill:

the toothless part or Kim???:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

bigandy 08-24-2007 05:55 PM

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Daddy's new boat hauler and the video from daddy's test drive in Lake Moshonkong Wisconsin....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1HW5...elated&search=

wade and "commited's" real owner are starting up a boat club for sweet sixteen's..... i was very excited until i found out it was named that because of the kind of boat you had to own and not who was riding on it. i guess my cobalt will get me in the club until i get disqualified for being to fast!!!

We are going to need massive amounts of man hours and wasted payroll put into the search for those little Donzi's so Wade and Mr Colter can start the club so lets get busy!!!

wstultz 08-24-2007 06:22 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2246900)
Daddy's new boat hauler and the video from daddy's test drive in Lake Moshonkong Wisconsin....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1HW5...elated&search=

wade and "commited's" real owner are starting up a boat club for sweet sixteen's..... i was very excited until i found out it was named that because of the kind of boat you had to own and not who was riding on it. i guess my cobalt will get me in the club until i get disqualified for being to fast!!!

We are going to need massive amounts of man hours and wasted payroll put into the search for those little Donzi's so Wade and Mr Colter can start the club so lets get busy!!!


Here's the one I'm going to buy smoking Andy's wanabe donzi.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSxFF...elated&search=

bigandy 08-24-2007 06:30 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZocYx...elated&search=

this is the boat that got me looking at them in the first place...

Trojan-man 08-24-2007 06:36 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2246871)
the toothless part or Kim???:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

The toothless part......duh.... :D :D :cool-smiley-011:

Trojan-man 08-24-2007 06:40 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2246924)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZocYx...elated&search=

this is the boat that got me looking at them in the first place...

that video made me sea sick, that cameraman needs to take some lesson from our very own "through the hatch" creepy vivid video, Jeffman1000 !!:party-smiley-020:

wstultz 08-24-2007 09:06 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2246924)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZocYx...elated&search=

this is the boat that got me looking at them in the first place...

Those things kick a$$ if you want to spend $80,000 on a 22 foot boat.

jeff1000man 08-25-2007 12:43 AM

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fu(k Ya'll

:wuerg019: :waffen093: :eek:

BY U BOY 08-25-2007 09:40 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2247062)
Those things kick a$$ if you want to spend $80,000 on a 22 foot boat.

I have one in our shop for sale but its not a shelby. 2004 anniversary edition 496 mag ho with a whipple. Does 95 and is in perfect condition. 55k:D

BY U BOY 08-25-2007 09:43 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2246711)
ATTENTION B.S. Thread Monkeys::

We have a very big raft off planned for tomorrow. Who will all be in attendance with their resin buckets? A few things I do know.

1) Colter will not make a decision until after the event is over.

2) BigAndy will wake up on Sunday on his rig in his slip, and will have no idea on how he arrived

3) Lefty will say he is going to raft up, only to decide to go to Papas and take the first parking spot. Then after the event find out everyone used his bucket for an ashtray.

4) By U Boy will talk all week about coming up, only to make up some excuse on Monday on why he couldn't make it.

5) WStultz will show up on some one's rig, while his sits in the barn and rots.

6) The Islander will have its normal corporate guest list, Spik1 , Dave, John, and Tex.

7) Trojan-Man will be no where in sight

8) Beak42 & Boatman22 do not have the nuts to make this party

9) Water cops will be out hot and heavy

10) Every one will be trying to pick up the chicks Timmy has on the ski boat.




If I recall last year after this event, everyone went to the island and admired the naked chicks on the pontoon boat. Did anyone happen to send them a invite???

:violent-smiley-021: :sport009:

I don't remember the last time you came to clearlake to play. I was out yesterday and the you needed an Apache to go out into the bay:)

tomtbone1993 08-25-2007 10:18 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2247350)
:violent-smiley-021: :sport009:

I don't remember the last time you came to clearlake to play. I was out yesterday and the you needed an Apache to go out into the bay:)

It would have been September last year...there was a video made..ect..ect.. Lets face it there is nothing clear about clear lake.....They should rename that pool of water to "Folgers":cool-smiley-011:

txlefty 08-25-2007 10:28 AM

Morning all you dirty sum biatches! If your at work....get to work cause "coffee is for closers"! :signs069: If your one of the poor unforunate ones that don't have a great job where they let you work on the weekend....well fu(k off!!!!




See ya'll tonight at the party.... Parts came in last night from BAM.....now I have monkey boy trying to fit it all together like a Gosh damn jig saw puzzle! Looks like a fu(kin monkey takin' a IQ test for NASA, square peg.....round hole. Is it good when the guy working on your boat says..."I never seen one of these before". :readinghelp: :traurig001: :hothead: Will one of you PLEASE go to UTI or Mercury school! I'm sure we can find some sort of goverment grant to train your azz!



I maybe bumming a ride from one of you fools or swimming!

BY U BOY 08-25-2007 10:31 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2247384)
It would have been September last year...there was a video made..ect..ect.. Lets face it there is nothing clear about clear lake.....They should rename that pool of water to "Folgers":cool-smiley-011:

Thats true it sure is dirty but its closer to me than Conroe.

Its just a pain in the azz to pull the boat 160 miles in a day just so i can enjoy the water.:angry-smiley-055:

tomtbone1993 08-25-2007 10:39 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2247394)
Thats true it sure is dirty but its closer to me than Conroe.

Its just a pain in the azz to pull the boat 160 miles in a day just so i can enjoy the water.:angry-smiley-055:

160 miles????

BY U BOY 08-25-2007 10:42 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2247402)
160 miles????

ok maybe not 160 but its 122 miles round trip.

http://www.mapquest.com/directions/m...%20Instruction

BY U BOY 08-25-2007 11:27 AM

Jeff here you go. would be a fun boat.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o18309-en.html

BY U BOY 08-25-2007 11:41 AM

here comes the rain:angry-smiley-055:

tomtbone1993 08-25-2007 11:56 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2247404)
ok maybe not 160 but its 122 miles round trip.

http://www.mapquest.com/directions/m...%20Instruction



simple question....are you coming or not?

BY U BOY 08-25-2007 12:06 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2247450)
simple question....are you coming or not?

don't know yet.Need to talk to Sarah.
WHAT TIME??????????????

tomtbone1993 08-25-2007 12:52 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2247461)
don't know yet.Need to talk to Sarah.
WHAT TIME??????????????

does she not read OSO anymore??? I would say anytime after 7:00PM

BY U BOY 08-25-2007 12:56 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2247492)
does she not read OSO anymore??? I would say anytime after 7:00PM

No she doesn't and since the dog chewed the power cord to the modem we have to wait for a new one before we can get back online at home.


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