Offshoreonly.com - The B.S. Thread

are me and chad the only ones sitting on the back of our boats playing hide the sausage???? i recommend it highly... oh if anyone wants to join us, bring some ice so we can make another pitcher of Penis Coladas.......... thanks

What the hell are ya'll drinkin' ????

Trojan-man

11-17-2007 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2339039)

I feel like this guy. :drool:

Bigandy says you ARE that guy :drool::drool::drool::drool:

Trojan-man

11-17-2007 04:55 PM

what is hiding the SAUAGE ??? Is that what your old lady calls the black 12" suction cup dildo she rams up your culo????

--capt. tethlong

spk1	11-17-2007 05:08 PM

Did any one stay sober enough to go buy that one house?

txlefty

11-17-2007 05:23 PM

Sorry Di(k...... here's your "s"! :cool:

jeff1000man

11-17-2007 06:40 PM

What is the plan for tonight?

Ready to get :ernaehrung004::drool: again

Trojan-man

11-18-2007 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2339117)

Did any one stay sober enough to go buy that one house?

uuhhhh, that was your job :violent-smiley-045:

Trojan-man

11-18-2007 10:56 AM

:drool::drool::drool:

jeff1000man

11-18-2007 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2339629)

:drool::drool::drool:

What went on last night. Thanks for calling :violent-smiley-045:

joew.

11-18-2007 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2339655)

What went on last night. Thanks for calling :violent-smiley-045:

It was f-ing awesome!!!!!! You should have been there. Unfortanitly we can't talk about what happened:cool:

Trojan-man

11-18-2007 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2339700)

It was f-ing awesome!!!!!! You should have been there. Unfortanitly we can't talk about what happened:cool:

LMAO !! :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

joew.

11-18-2007 12:31 PM

http://yachtauctions.com/detail.asp?stockNo=16593

Here you go spick. You want a center console.

tomtbone1993

11-18-2007 12:33 PM

I will be at Club 105 around 2 tearin down my engine

joew.

11-18-2007 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2339704)

LMAO !! :cool-smiley-027-027:

No chit right! I can't believe that happened:party-smiley-020::party-smiley-020::circle::party-smiley-048:

tomtbone1993

11-18-2007 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2339700)

It was f-ing awesome!!!!!! You should have been there. Unfortanitly we can't talk about what happened:cool:

good times...

joew.

11-18-2007 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2339710)

I will be at Club 105 around 2 tearin down my engine

Nobody cares.

tomtbone1993

11-18-2007 01:00 PM

http://www.williamsparker.weddingher...t_photo_id=372

Trojan-man

11-18-2007 01:19 PM

pic 136 is nice....reverse hitler on one side, the shocker on the other ....lol !!

pic 222 old man williams is copping a feel :cool-smiley-027:

tomtbone1993

11-18-2007 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2339737)

pic 136 is nice....reverse hitler on one side, the shocker on the other ....lol !!

pic 222 old man williams is copping a feel :cool-smiley-027:

oooooooohhhhhhhhh he has a hand full of that azz:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

tomtbone1993

11-18-2007 01:49 PM

3 Attachment(s)

happy Birthday Boatman22 You Old Bastard

wstultz

11-18-2007 02:46 PM

Happy Birthday ol man!

bigandy

11-18-2007 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2339712)

good times...

thats enough talk about last night, we have stalkers remember!!! No one that wasnt there needs to know

spk1	11-18-2007 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2339855)

thats enough talk about last night, we have stalkers remember!!! No one that wasnt there needs to know

You guys all owe me for the strippers,,, those girls dont come cheap. :cool-smiley-027:

spk1	11-18-2007 04:41 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTO_oG3GpH4

:evilb::evilb::evilb:

spk1	11-18-2007 04:50 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmqYR...eature=related

:party-smiley-048:

joew.

11-18-2007 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2339855)

thats enough talk about last night, we have stalkers remember!!! No one that wasnt there needs to know

Agreed.

Trojan-man

11-18-2007 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2339802)

Happy Birthday ol man!

Happy B-day Boatman, I got you a zebra striped pair of man-kinis for you to run around in :eek::eek::drink::drink:

spk1	11-18-2007 09:40 PM

HAppy Birthday BoatMann! :party-smiley-020::party-smiley-051::woohoo:

jeff1000man

11-18-2007 11:24 PM

Didn't know it was Boatmans birthday?

I would have boaught you a few more rounds at L'do's

Happy birthday anyway. Old Man :food-smiley-007::drink:

boatman22

11-19-2007 05:01 AM

What's this old man chit:angry-smiley-038::grinser010:

Thanks all:party-smiley-004:

BY U BOY

11-19-2007 09:34 AM

happy birthday.
I feel like this:drool:after a day of this:food-smiley-009:at the texans game.

tomtbone1993

11-19-2007 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2340854)

happy birthday.
I feel like this:drool:after a day of this:food-smiley-009:at the texans game.

who won that game???:evilb::evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man

11-19-2007 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2340854)

happy birthday.
I feel like this:drool:after a day of this:food-smiley-009:at the texans game.

What are you doint drinking martini's at a football game. Gay bastad. :eek::party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man

11-19-2007 10:23 AM

To bad I didn't have any cash lying around for this thing.

Not really broke that bad.

I bet Jerry Davis could fix it.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o19861-en.html

tomtbone1993

11-19-2007 10:47 AM

Hey By U Boy....

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=173525

wstultz

11-19-2007 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2340925)

To bad I didn't have any cash lying around for this thing.

Not really broke that bad.

I bet Jerry Davis could fix it.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o19861-en.html

Jerry could fix it but......."Uh, Wade, It might come back.":D

BY U BOY

11-19-2007 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2340966)

Hey By U Boy....

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=173525

I saw that but my boat does not have my screen name on it.

tomtbone1993

11-19-2007 12:19 PM

here is the Apache video we were discussing at club 105's Thanksgiving drink off......http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=172390

Trojan-man

11-19-2007 05:25 PM