ya i bought it $300.00, it cleaned up real nice i think...

Thanks for the warm welcome, and letting a north TX guy in on your thread. Our little group based on Eagle Mtn is informally known as FtWorth Knockers n Screws. K n S will be at Travis in May. Hope to see yall. Im envious of your Bahama trip sounds like an awsome experience. .....One day.............

A Woman's Perfect Day





8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses




8:30 Weigh-in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday




8:45 Breakfast in bed-freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents- expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner




9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil




10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer




10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave




12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café




12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained 22lbs




1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit




3:00 Nap




4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer




4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk-says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body




5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe




7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/ dancers




10:00 Hot shower- alone




10:50 Carried to bed. freshly ironed, crisp, white linen




11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling




11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms






A Man's Perfect Day




6:00 Alarm




6:15 Blow job




6:30 Massive, satisfying **** while reading the sports section




7:00 Breakfast-steak and eggs, coffee and toast-all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot




7:30 Limo arrives




7:45 Several beers en route to the airport




9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet




9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)




9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)




11:45 Lunch-steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Peringon




12:15 Blow job




12:30 Play back nine (4 under)




2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)




2:30 Fly to Bahamas




3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot




4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)-on light tackle




5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle Macpherson




6:45 ****, shower and shave




7:00 Watch news-Michael Jackson assassinated




7:30 Dinner-lobster appetizers, Dom Peringon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits




9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies




11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer




11:30 Night-cap blow job




11:45 In bed alone




11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room




11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

I reread it and laughed again that is great.

baldwick's new interior pics, looks phat stultz!!!

just spike up your comb over and tie up to papas and with an interior like that people will think your going a hundred miles an hour just sitting there!!!

what......you haven't heard......I DON'T SHINE SHOES NO MORE.


and your sutphen looks like its doin a 100 mph by the way all the plants have grown out of it toward the stern...:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

new rule....bigandy cannot bip anyone else until he at least attempts to break in to the salvage yard/boat lockdown and attempt to put the sutphen back together again

sidenote, nice 27 magnum :D:D

Tommy, big man all growed up and out on the town........

Now go get your fuqin shine box!

Frank says if he wasnt so sleepy from napping all day he would bite you on the leg!!!

whatever, looks like you just got done cleaning up the peanut butter .....and you REVERSED IT !! :evilb::evilb::evilb:

sick bastardo, i feel bad for your poor cat, he probably has licked so much peanut butter of your balls his tounge is smooth now...

what's up for the weekend?

Yo Tbone - How's business???

Ok here is the update. Can’t get any special pricing because this is a busy time for the marina and Hotel. So with that being said look at this website and it will give most all the info that you will need. Customs slip prices, location of slips etc. Talk to Ryan Knowles he is the dock master and tell him you are with the WET SPOT Group from Houston. I requested the Central Wing as it’s close to the bathroom and showers for people staying on their boat.

http://www.portlucaya.com/marina/facilities.htm

For those want to get a hotel room the hotel would be called Port Lucaya Resort & Yacht Club. The phone number is either 1-800-LUCAYA-1 or 242-373-6618. Contact Info is:

Karen Pinder
Reservations Officer
Email: [email protected]
Ph: 242-373-9090
Fax: 242-373-5884

I am still trying to find a hotel in West Palm Beach that has parking for our rigs and a convent launch.

I plan on towing out of Houston on June 27 and arriving in West Palm sometime Saturday afternoon. Spend Sunday waiting for everyone to arrive and get the boat in the water and ready to go Leave for Freeport on Monday June 30 early in the morning….6AM

Return to West Palm Saturday July 5th early 6am also. This way we should be back in West Palm by 9am to load the boats up and start the LONGGGG tow home…..
Make your reservation ASAP as this is a very busy week.

Tom Roper
[email protected]


5 boats committed... 3 with confirmed reservations and 1 is towing down from Canada....eh

There is also a Casino within walking distance....

Yes we did....nothing like a last minute trip to the casino...:cool-smiley-011:

I can tell you this, JoeW and I sat down to play, the dealer looked at both od us and says

" I know you guys"

We said "You do"

Dealer " Yes you guys came in with a big group of boats."

We both laughed and said ''Your are correct that was us"

Dealer said " didn't a bunch of them break down or something like that"

He was all good....the phrase you take it in the can, got cannned.

The new phrase for the night / morning was " I don't rember asking you a god damned thing"
from Pulp Fiction

We also took another look to see just how nasty the water was outside, still can't beleive TXLefty went swimming in that...

better than I expected. How about you guys?

lol !!! no not smooth yet :party-smiley-004::cool-smiley-026:

here we go.

I just found the perfect website for Jeff.............and most of us.:D

http://www.racingjunk.com/

Weather looks good. After the 2 days Ihave had in the Dyno room, I am going beat the living chit out of that Magnum this weekend. Get vessel assist on the line. :hitfan::cool-smiley-027::ernaehrung004:

return my phucking phone call bit(h.................:party-smiley-004:

Girl scout cookies are here :):):):)

some of this in the morning until you guys wake up....

sommeone please buy this from me, it is crazy fast!! and i foresee a cracked cranium resulting from it but i just cant say NO to it, i find myself calling it a day at 1pm so i can come home and ride........

looks like i missed alot of chit on the NEW OSO.Whats up guys? Anything planned for the weekend?

Had a great time on the honeymoon,the bar 3 steps from my door got a taste of how we doo it in Texas:D

I met 3 couples from the states the rest were from Canada.

My neighbor will buy that if the price is right. He wants one for his boys to play on at the deer lease.

Sound's like the new wife got a taste of how much real attention she would be getting in the future.

Just kidding. Glad the plane didn't crash with you in it on the way home.

Bring the boat up tomorrow. It is going to be a good day for it. You can practice outrunning me.

what's up boys

Cleaning up the house and the yard, then I am going to put the boat in the water for the weekend.

You coming out tomorrow. supposed to be 78 degrees. Might not have to wear a jacket in the boat.:cool-smiley-011:

will be out of town so maybe next weekend

I going totry and get it up there. Out run you LOL:party-smiley-004:

I can't wait to be in the single engine race club :evilb::evilb::evilb: all these twin engine boats are for puzzies :drink::drink: but I will be happy to ride on one whenever a boat biatch is needed, lol

whats up mr. Insanity. I still owe you a bar tab :party-smiley-004:

takin the hustler out of town without us......man that hurts :(

Idiot. Those guys are only triple engines when they are saving gas.

Except Tbone :evilb::party-smiley-004:

Was that statement supposed to make some kind of sense in english mushmouth ????

"If you don't know the truth, then you ain't lyin" Mushmouth Gregory

I am going to move the grandparents, so no further rebuttles will be given. If anything else needs to be said, take it up with my assistants, Moose and Rocko :cool-smiley-027:

Morning fools! Too nice of a day to be sittin' in a sales office! For all of us poor sumbiatches that gotta work today.....GOOD LUCK AND GO SELL SOMETHING TODAY! :party-smiley-004:

GOD KNOWS WE ALL NEED GAS MONEY!!!:D

We broke 109,000 views today. We are becoming very popular.

:party-smiley-048::circle::ernaehrung004:

Are these the same engines with the "High Performance Toy Co" 200 hour guarantee ???? :cool-smiley-026::party-smiley-004:

There is nothing wrong with them. We just havn't gotten them tuned in yet, and it is very frustating.

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.