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tomtbone1993 10-06-2007 01:14 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2297478)
Yea how'd it go?

Hey Tbone any amps for sale that work?

I think I have a few layin around.....need to check:cool-smiley-027:

BY U BOY 10-06-2007 01:33 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2297478)
Yea how'd it go?

Hey Tbone any amps for sale that work?

What do you need i think i have some.

txlefty 10-06-2007 01:38 PM

Louie and Jeff are in Dallas...tried to call about an hour ago. We're gonna needs some serious beers for the story that's gonna be told this evening! :ernaehrung004::hitfan:

txlefty 10-06-2007 01:41 PM

Does anyone know if we need to contact our insurance carriers and let them know we're gonna be in the "gulf" ???? If my policy is for inland lakes and rivers am I covered??:readinghelp:

tomtbone1993 10-06-2007 01:45 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2297503)
Does anyone know if we need to contact our insurance carriers and let them know we're gonna be in the "gulf" ???? If my policy is for inland lakes and rivers am I covered??:readinghelp:



no

txlefty 10-06-2007 01:50 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2297506)
no

no what???? No not covered? Or no, don't need to call them??????:violent-smiley-045:

tomtbone1993 10-06-2007 01:50 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2297502)
Louie and Jeff are in Dallas...tried to call about an hour ago. We're gonna needs some serious beers for the story that's gonna be told this evening! :ernaehrung004::hitfan:



what happened??

bigandy 10-06-2007 01:52 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2297467)
what is the over / under on Jeff's horse trade??

someone OVER paid for scary mary and jeff should change his UNDERwear....

txlefty 10-06-2007 02:06 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2297509)
what happened??

I called Jeff and he was in the middle of "something"....don't know any details. But you know if Jeff's in the middle of a transaction, ain't nothin gonna be normal about any of it!

BY U BOY 10-06-2007 02:07 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2297508)
no what???? No not covered? Or no, don't need to call them??????:violent-smiley-045:

check your policy . I know mine says i am good up to 75 miles offshore.

joew. 10-06-2007 02:11 PM

diesel powered cig project

http://adcache.boattraderonline.com/6/5/6/90183156.htm

txlefty 10-06-2007 02:12 PM

Just talked to Louie and Jeff. Scary Mary is offically gone and waiting on the new boat. They said the guy is an hour away. And Leon is finishing Louie's now. said they should be home around 8.

tomtbone1993 10-06-2007 02:14 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2297517)

those are the same engines that are in Blackwoods 55 Post:cool-smiley-027:

txlefty 10-06-2007 02:15 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2297516)
check your policy . I know mine says i am good up to 75 miles offshore.

Cool thanks....:cool-smiley-027:

tomtbone1993 10-06-2007 02:16 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2297518)
Just talked to Louie and Jeff. Scary Mary is offically gone and waiting on the new boat. They said the guy is an hour away. And Leon is finishing Louie's now. said they should be home around 8.

good for Jeff.....I am glad that bath tub / resin bucket / grease collector/ flower pot ...is gone:ernaehrung004::ernaehrung004:

tomtbone1993 10-06-2007 02:17 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2297522)
Cool thanks....:cool-smiley-027:

make the phone call....don't take By U's post as "your covered" I know I have to get a binder when I go to Ticfaw & Destin:cool-smiley-027:

tomtbone1993 10-06-2007 02:19 PM

Sounds like a good party tonight at club 105......I can see it know 10 guys drinkin and watchin and 1 guy turnin wrenches:):) just like a goverment job:)

BY U BOY 10-06-2007 02:22 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2297524)
make the phone call....don't take By U's post as "your covered" I know I have to get a binder when I go to Ticfaw & Destin:cool-smiley-027:

true,I'm sure im set up different because i boat out of clearlake and have easy access to the gulf.

BY U BOY 10-06-2007 02:24 PM

that half gallon of jager is not sitting well in my stomach:drool::drool::drool:

Trojan-man 10-06-2007 02:27 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2297528)
that half gallon of yeager is not sitting well in my stomach:drool::drool::drool:

what about the quart of man juice ???? sick bastard

tomtbone1993 10-06-2007 02:29 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2297528)
that half gallon of yeager is not sitting well in my stomach:drool::drool::drool:

you are not anywhere close to being man enough for a half gallon of yeager:ernaehrung004::cool-smiley-027:

tomtbone1993 10-06-2007 02:29 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2297531)
what about the quart of man juice ???? sick bastard

that is very sick.......:hitfan:

joew. 10-06-2007 02:31 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2297531)
what about the quart of man juice ???? sick bastard

Why do you alwasys think about man juice??????:confused::snide::readinghelp:

txlefty 10-06-2007 02:31 PM

Looks like there could be a few of us at club 105...need to tinker with my bucket also.

spk1 10-06-2007 02:33 PM

channel 71 on your vhf will provide you with hours of listening enjoyment. :food-smiley-007:

joew. 10-06-2007 02:34 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2297544)
channel 71 on your vhf will provide you with hours of listening enjoyment. :food-smiley-007:

Is that what you do when your in your boat???

spk1 10-06-2007 02:35 PM

No,, I used to have a vhf that could reach any boat I needed from my garage,, but now I think some jerk off uses it to make halo more realistic. :cool-smiley-011:

joew. 10-06-2007 02:36 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2297546)
No,, I used to have a vhf that could reach any boat I needed from my garage,, but now I think some jerk off uses it to make halo more realistic. :cool-smiley-011:

It's Halo 3, get it right....:violent-smiley-045:

joew. 10-06-2007 02:38 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2297531)
what about the quart of man juice ???? sick bastard

Trojan-man has a whole new meaning after seeing you craigslist page:drool::drool::rolleyes:

spk1 10-06-2007 02:38 PM

Heath and Joe joined the big brothers of america program,, and now spend their free time being good role models for the youth of today,,,,,,,, At least thats how Im describing it to people,,, the truth is just to hard to explain. :evilb:

txlefty 10-06-2007 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2297539)
Why do you alwasys think about man juice??????:confused::snide::readinghelp:

With a name like Trojan Man, what else is he gonna think about? His whole being is to..."securely wrap around the base of the penis, protect his owner from the evil devil vagina, wait for his owner to relieve himself, and to catch all the man juice without spilling a drop!"


That was quoted from www.lakeconroetrojanman.com :party-smiley-048:

spk1 10-06-2007 02:41 PM

I dont know,, trojan-man is in pretty high demand there on craigs list. Last I checked they were doing a TX number search on his boat. :wuerg019::hammy::bunny:

tomtbone1993 10-06-2007 02:44 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2297545)
Is that what you do when your in your boat???

or riding in someone's boat??? or posting links of boats??? or talking about a friend of a friend whos friend has a boat???

tomtbone1993 10-06-2007 02:45 PM

BTW the reason BigAndy went though with the Lakeview deal was to have the 900 plus stalls to store all of his junk:):)

txlefty 10-06-2007 02:48 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2297558)
BTW the reason BigAndy went though with the Lakeview deal was to have the 900 plus stalls to store all of his junk:):)

Maryann said there was no way in hell she was livin' in one of those stalls......even though pizza hut is at the end of the driveway! :hitfan:

joew. 10-06-2007 02:52 PM

:evilb::circle::party-smiley-048:

Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2297551)
Heath and Joe joined the big brothers of america program,, and now spend their free time being good role models for the youth of today,,,,,,,, At least thats how Im describing it to people,,, the truth is just to hard to explain. :evilb:

What do you do w/ your spare time????? No job, no boat, no chick???? Or should I say who do you do? Or what is HIS name???

Trojan-man 10-06-2007 02:55 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2297539)
Why do you alwasys think about man juice??????:confused::snide::readinghelp:

I only think about it when I am on the islander. Yeeeeaaah there was some magic over there, there was some magic on the seat, yeaaaah, and on some magic in the waste basket, and some magic on the curtains..........etc. (the lady's man)

tomtbone1993 10-06-2007 02:56 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2297563)
:evilb::circle::party-smiley-048:

What do you do w/ your spare time????? No job, no boat, no chick???? Or should I say who do you do? Or what is HIS name???

so it is true??? Spik1 is a pole smoker.......:hitfan:

joew. 10-06-2007 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2297566)
so it is true??? Spik1 is a pole smoker.......:hitfan:

Have yall seen spks new performance boat. I told him not to buy a triple

look close

tomtbone1993 10-06-2007 02:59 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2297564)
I only think about it when I am on the islander.

Is this the same boat you went on at 1:00AM Monday morning?

Is this the same boat you received a phone call from the captain and the first mate around 12:00AM?

Is this the same boat you drove from the Woodlands to Montgomerty at 12:00AM knowing you would be riding around with 2 other guys on?

Your honor I rest my case.....:cool-smiley-027:


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