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wstultz 11-22-2007 12:28 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2345021)
what if...........spick1 did have a boat :eek::eek::evilb:


"What if C-A-T really spelt DOG."

"Wow that's heavy Ogar."

bigandy 11-22-2007 12:48 PM

paintball my 130 acres ( keenan cutoff and 2854 ) , no shooting dumptrucks or track hoes, but you are ho's are free range!!

i will be home friday, i have never been and i dont know where my paintball guns are anyway but we can have a hell of a bonfire and cookout and hide and go seek game!!!

tomtbone1993 11-22-2007 04:46 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2344731)
What if Joew. didnt have a boat?

http://www.videovat.com/ug10868/How-...atch-Fish.aspx

:evilb:

leave it up to Spik1 to be on a porn site and find 2 coonazzes catching catfish with their hands:eek::evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 11-22-2007 06:21 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2345218)
leave it up to Spik1 to be on a porn site and find 2 coonazzes catching catfish with their hands:eek::evilb::evilb:

I think the rules say that you can still get BIP'd even if you don't have a boat, even though you can't BIP.

So I award the thanksgiving deep thought BIP.

See you guys at el do's later.

jeff1000man 11-22-2007 06:22 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2345099)
paintball my 130 acres ( keenan cutoff and 2854 ) , no shooting dumptrucks or track hoes, but you are ho's are free range!!

i will be home friday, i have never been and i dont know where my paintball guns are anyway but we can have a hell of a bonfire and cookout and hide and go seek game!!!

"SQUEEL PIG< EEEEEAAAAHHHHHH> EEEEAAAAHHHHH<.

Sounds like we should invite Burt Reynolds and get out the canoes.:eek::evilb:

spk1 11-22-2007 06:52 PM

Whats everybody doing tonight?

wstultz 11-22-2007 10:23 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2345270)
"SQUEEL PIG< EEEEEAAAAHHHHHH> EEEEAAAAHHHHH<.

Sounds like we should invite Burt Reynolds and get out the canoes.:eek::evilb:

You mean Turd Furgeson!

spk1 11-22-2007 11:25 PM

:cool-smiley-011:

Trojan-man 11-22-2007 11:48 PM

I am hungry again :food-smiley-007:

spk1 11-22-2007 11:54 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2345445)
I am hungry again :food-smiley-007:

Me too, but Im tired of turkey, :food-smiley-007:

tomtbone1993 11-23-2007 10:47 AM

I am so Happy / Lucky to be at work today........:(:(:(

BY U BOY 11-23-2007 11:44 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2345659)
I am so Happy / Lucky to be at work today........:(:(:(

yeah me too:angry-smiley-038:

jeff1000man 11-23-2007 12:15 PM

Clean one owner. Just in time for Wstultz.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o19932-en.html

boatman22 11-23-2007 12:41 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2345659)
I am so Happy / Lucky to be at work today........:(:(:(

But at least your making money instead of spending money:angry-smiley-038:

jeff1000man 11-23-2007 01:48 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1992-...QQcmdZViewItem

On Time 11-23-2007 02:16 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2345659)
I am so Happy / Lucky to be at work today........:(:(:(

I've been working since 7:30AM.:(

jeff1000man 11-23-2007 03:28 PM

Is Bigandy having a sale?

http://houston.craigslist.org/pts/487000125.html

joew. 11-23-2007 04:21 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/11-PMI-Piranha-P...QQcmdZViewItem

Who wants to buy the paintball guns?????????

joew. 11-23-2007 04:23 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2345885)

If not I am sure he is over there.

spk1 11-23-2007 04:53 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_Oj1Yx80uc


almost quittin time for you working stiffs!!! :evilb:

spk1 11-23-2007 04:59 PM

Anybody want to get together at magaritas tonight for fajitas and margaritas?

tomtbone1993 11-23-2007 06:13 PM

LSU sucks...........................


















can some one check on By U *****???? want to make sure he didn't go slice his wrist:):)

bigandy 11-23-2007 06:53 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2346002)
LSU sucks...

can some one check on By U *****???? want to make sure he didn't go slice his wrist:):)

anybody that likes lsu should..... go ag's!!!!!

lets go to college station and pick up drunk girls excited about winning the game but sad they are alone on thanksgiving!!!!


SPK this is all you, like shooting fish in a barrell!!!! hilton $199 tonight, i am going if no one slse comes up with something!

spk1 11-23-2007 06:56 PM

Yea,, We had better stay inside,, because its veryy veryy dangerous out there with all those drunk horny college girls running around,, trying to relieve stress from finals comming up. :evilb: :evilb:

spk1 11-23-2007 07:02 PM

TONGIHT We are having nothing but WILD TURKEY to drink in honor of the holiday!

spk1 11-23-2007 07:59 PM

ELdorado JAcks,, right now tilllllll................

boatman22 11-24-2007 07:37 AM

TOPPS Xmas Party
 
I see that TOPPS Xmas party is next Saturday evening. I guess I will grace Conroe TOPPS by joining next year. Can Clearlake members go to the party also? Who is running for office for next year?

Beak42 you joining Conroe next year?

Inquiring minds want to Know:party-smiley-004:

joew. 11-24-2007 09:33 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2346277)
I see that TOPPS Xmas party is next Saturday evening. I guess I will grace Conroe TOPPS by joining next year. Can Clearlake members go to the party also? Who is running for office for next year?

Beak42 you joining Conroe next year?

Inquiring minds want to Know:party-smiley-004:

You should join so that way Topps Conroe will have some boats that run.:evilb::eek::D Or they could let in cruisers.:party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 11-24-2007 09:57 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2346277)
I see that TOPPS Xmas party is next Saturday evening. I guess I will grace Conroe TOPPS by joining next year. Can Clearlake members go to the party also? Who is running for office for next year?

Beak42 you joining Conroe next year?

Inquiring minds want to Know:party-smiley-004:

That is why I was calling you last night, to discuss Conroe TOPPS 08:cool-smiley-011:

tomtbone1993 11-24-2007 10:00 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2346357)
You should join so that way Topps Conroe will have some boats that run.:evilb::eek::D Or they could let in cruisers.:party-smiley-004:


....You can join TOPPS with your "Cruiser" as a corprate member. The Tarrs have been doing it for years

bigandy 11-24-2007 10:51 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2346380)
....You can join TOPPS with your "Cruiser" as a corprate member. The Tarrs have been doing it for years

Or you can be cool and get invited to all the events anyway, ie Mushmouth and SPick1

BY U BOY 11-24-2007 11:50 AM

how do you guys think a 2000 velocity 280 with a 502 will handle clearlake and conroe?

Trojan-man 11-24-2007 12:32 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2345885)

thats funny, I know exactly where this dude is, its on the way to wades crib :cool-smiley-011::cool-smiley-011:

Trojan-man 11-24-2007 12:38 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2346454)
how do you guys think a 2000 velocity 280 with a 502 will handle clearlake and conroe?

it will do fine. Velocities are fast, strong hulls, but they ride a little rougher for 2 reasons.

1. the have a bigazz pad on the bottom, and I think they only have a 22 degree deadrise.

2. Thats the way you mother likes it !!!

tomtbone1993 11-24-2007 12:38 PM

Note to self.......when hiding from angry girlfriend, do not I repeat do not take 40 foot floating booby boat to bar on water with view from 105.....:):)

Last night was just like Ticfaw......all the fun people and Trojan-Man no where to be found....no big deal Rstultz was having a good time:):)

tomtbone1993 11-24-2007 12:41 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2346483)
it will do fine. Velocities are fast, strong hulls, but they ride a little rougher for 2 reasons.

1. the have a bigazz pad on the bottom, and I think they only have a 22 degree deadrise.

2. Thats the way you mother likes it !!!

why does it matter......he is not going to buy anything. He is just looking for more excuses....:cool-smiley-011:

Trojan-man 11-24-2007 12:52 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2346484)
Note to self.......when hiding from angry girlfriend, do not I repeat do not take 40 foot floating booby boat to bar on water with view from 105.....:):)

Last night was just like Ticfaw......all the fun people and Trojan-Man no where to be found....no big deal Rstultz was having a good time:):)

uh oh....who was hiding from angry girlfriend ??????

I have been bored off my arse for 3 days, and the day my old lady comes back into town, everybody wants to party... :mad:

Mom said someone put a roofy in her drink.......

Trojan-man 11-24-2007 12:53 PM

My bet is BigAndy or Toothless Joe ..........

joew. 11-24-2007 01:02 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2346492)
uh oh....who was hiding from angry girlfriend ??????

I have been bored off my arse for 3 days, and the day my old lady comes back into town, everybody wants to party... :mad:

Mom said someone put a roofy in her drink.......

I liked you better when you had balls.

joew. 11-24-2007 01:03 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2346493)
My bed is BigAndy or Toothless Joe ..........

That is a good try since they are the only two boats that work:evilb::eek::D:rolleyes:


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