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jeff1000man 08-31-2007 11:50 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2255447)
Why not just drop those 454 in it????

Don't have the time for it right now. Maybe next month. Also, I need to tear those 454's down to make sure there is not a potential problem in there.

Crankcase was full of coolant on one of them

txlefty 08-31-2007 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2255421)
the boat has been runnin good .....maybe your luck has changed



Jeff I always heard if you wanna change your luck, gotta have sex with a black woman. I know, she'll change your luck. Just don't know if it's good luck or not !!!:party-smiley-048:

Maybe that's why your neighbor stated dating black guys, maybe she needed her luck changed!!!!

jeff1000man 08-31-2007 12:37 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2255478)
Jeff I always heard if you wanna change your luck, gotta have sex with a black woman. I know, she'll change your luck. Just don't know if it's good luck or not !!!:party-smiley-048:

Maybe that's why your neighbor stated dating black guys, maybe she needed her luck changed!!!!

AZZ:Whatever:

tomtbone1993 08-31-2007 01:02 PM

If a guy sleeps with a black woman to get good luck,

what does it mean when a girl much rather sleep with another girl vs. her boyfriend???

jeff1000man 08-31-2007 01:17 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2255546)
If a guy sleeps with a black woman to get good luck,

what does it mean when a girl much rather sleep with another girl vs. her boyfriend???

Good times all around :circle:

jeff1000man 08-31-2007 01:18 PM

Maybe luck is changing, Ruth just sent over an offer for Del Lago. It is in the ball park, but way out in left field.

txlefty 08-31-2007 01:26 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2255546)
If a guy sleeps with a black woman to get good luck,

what does it mean when a girl much rather sleep with another girl vs. her boyfriend???

:party-smiley-004: Some might call it one hellva party!!!


:party-smiley-020:

BY U BOY 08-31-2007 01:35 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2255546)
If a guy sleeps with a black woman to get good luck,

what does it mean when a girl much rather sleep with another girl vs. her boyfriend???

Who did Kelly sleep with???:hitfan:

jeff1000man 08-31-2007 01:41 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2255593)
Who did Kelly sleep with???:hitfan:

HHMMMMMM???:readinghelp:

Trojan-man 08-31-2007 01:43 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2255593)
Who did Kelly sleep with???:hitfan:

Nice !!!!!!:greenchainsaw: :greenchainsaw: :greenchainsaw:

txlefty 08-31-2007 01:50 PM

What did the hand say to the face????????



SLAP!!!!!:party-smiley-048:

tomtbone1993 08-31-2007 01:52 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2255593)
Who did Kelly sleep with???:hitfan:

kelly does not sleep with other women.....

jeff1000man 08-31-2007 02:00 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2255619)
kelly does not sleep with other women.....

Sad :throw:

Trojan-man 08-31-2007 02:01 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2255619)
kelly does not sleep with other women.....

Jigga What ???

jeff1000man 08-31-2007 02:01 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2255603)
Nice !!!!!!:greenchainsaw: :greenchainsaw: :greenchainsaw:

Are you running the Trojan sunday?






























puzzy :cool-smiley-027:

BY U BOY 08-31-2007 02:03 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2255619)
kelly does not sleep with other women.....

:p :p :p

Trojan-man 08-31-2007 02:04 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2255628)
Are you running the Trojan sunday?




puzzy :cool-smiley-027:

Nope, I am runnin hoes on sunday....and saturday...and monday. :party-smiley-020: :party-smiley-020:

tomtbone1993 08-31-2007 02:07 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2255627)
Jigga What ???

Jigga who?

tomtbone1993 08-31-2007 02:27 PM

where is our 1 post from Spik1 today?????

jeff1000man 08-31-2007 02:30 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2255651)
where is our 1 post from Spik1 today?????

post 9332 & 9333

tomtbone1993 08-31-2007 02:40 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2255656)
post 9332 & 9333

he granted us with 2 post?????how fortunate are we

jeff1000man 08-31-2007 03:47 PM

Who has the solid white 42 fountain?

That is a bad azz boat.

tomtbone1993 08-31-2007 04:15 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2255728)
Who has the solid white 42 fountain?

That is a bad azz boat.

what does it matter????you can't stand up in the cabin.....






































































OOOOOHHHHHH you want to know who owns the boat that hauls azz...............:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

BY U BOY 08-31-2007 04:47 PM

LOL READ THIS
http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=167679

tomtbone1993 08-31-2007 04:58 PM

this is some chit Lefty would try and do.....

Originally Posted by Charlie Glide (Post 2255780)
I just inherited a 1987 47' Apache. It was a triple engine boat. The engines are long gone and the boat has been sitting idle on its trailer ever since I have known about it. The thing is, I can't afford to put three engines in it but I still want to use it. The old #3 speedmasters are still on the transom and keep water out. I am planning on putting a single engine in the center and leaving it at that.

After looking at the engines Mercury offers the absolute biggest one that I will be able to afford is the 5.0 liter V8 (220 hp). I figure that since it's a V8 it should have plenty of power. It won't be the fastest boat around, but I mainly plan on using the boat for bar hopping and getting attention at the marinas, so all I really need is an engine that will get it from point A to point B. Since it will always be tied to the pier at the bars and you can see the triple #3 speedmasters on the transom nobody will know that it's only a single engine boat.

Do you think I will have any issues getting the 5.0 liter Merc to connect with the #3 drive? I don't think it should be that hard, do you? Top speed would probably be about 35-40 mph don't you think?

Charlie


jeff1000man 08-31-2007 06:55 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2255802)
this is some chit Lefty would try and do.....

Where the fu(k is this guy. I would trade a running boat for that thing.

tomtbone1993 08-31-2007 07:03 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2255898)
Where the fu(k is this guy. I would trade a running boat for that thing.

By U Boy post above mine...he posted it first:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

tomtbone1993 08-31-2007 11:46 PM

Jeff.talked to some folks tonight....looks like a good turn out

spk1 08-31-2007 11:53 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2255417)
She said she is planning on it, but she is about as reliable as my boat :hitfan:

That is the kind of luck I usually have with women.

OK jeff enough is enough,, Im not sure what abbaco, is,, but I do know of some chemicals I can give you to help close the deal on that neighbor girl.


BYU, I need to ingredient list with the chemical compounds to break down what it is, or to make it in my garage :ernaehrung004: ,, but there is a chance I have a drum or two of some stuff that will make galveston water clear, :cool:

Up for grabbs is a couple of 5 gallon pails of mystery fuel from VP racing,, but its up to you guys to decifer if its safe to put in your fuel tanks,, :cool-smiley-011:

Trojan-man 09-01-2007 02:22 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2256131)
OK jeff enough is enough,, Im not sure what abbaco, is,, but I do know of some chemicals I can give you to help close the deal on that neighbor girl.


BYU, I need to ingredient list with the chemical compounds to break down what it is, or to make it in my garage :ernaehrung004: ,, but there is a chance I have a drum or two of some stuff that will make galveston water clear, :cool:

Up for grabbs is a couple of 5 gallon pails of mystery fuel from VP racing,, but its up to you guys to decifer if its safe to put in your fuel tanks,, :cool-smiley-011:

spick1 you drunk fu(k, I am gonna start calling you captain tethlong !!! I have had at least a 12 pack tonight and I cant even decipher your engrish !!

Where have you been?

you get to know me !!!

:party-smiley-020: :party-smiley-020:

jeff1000man 09-01-2007 08:42 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2256126)
Jeff.talked to some folks tonight....looks like a good turn out

What is spk1's plan? I need to know if I have to cook extra food or not.

I have no idea what the turn out is going to be anymore. Best I can tell it is between 15 and 20 boats.

Don't really have a list anymore just playing it by ear. Have to just cook as much food as possible.

I will be here all day and tomorrow getting shyte organized.

tomtbone1993 09-01-2007 09:52 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2256258)
What is spk1's plan? I need to know if I have to cook extra food or not.

I have no idea what the turn out is going to be anymore. Best I can tell it is between 15 and 20 boats.

Don't really have a list anymore just playing it by ear. Have to just cook as much food as possible.

I will be here all day and tomorrow getting shyte organized.

Willis called Richard asking about it......Lisa Hutchins told me they will be there.....:cool-smiley-027: :cool-smiley-027:

BY U BOY 09-01-2007 10:10 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2255802)
this is some chit Lefty would try and do.....

I knew it was going to be a free for all on this guy. Read the chit this guy is getting.:cool-smiley-027:

BY U BOY 09-01-2007 10:11 AM

Jeff whats the plans for tomorrow??????

BY U BOY 09-01-2007 10:20 AM

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I will be here all day and tomorrow getting shyte organized.[/QUOTE]

Are you not doing the run?

jeff1000man 09-01-2007 10:20 AM

Same plan. Meet at papas 10am. Bring cash.

Try to get everything handled and leave papas by 11 when they open.

1st stop on the north end, 2nd stop del lage, 3rd stop bela vida. last stop, my place.

jeff1000man 09-01-2007 10:21 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2256334)
Are you not doing the run?

I probably won't make all the stops. I will need to be at the house to get food finished.

I will probably go to the first stop and then back to the house before everyone else.

jeff1000man 09-01-2007 10:21 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2256308)
Willis called Richard asking about it......Lisa Hutchins told me they will be there.....:cool-smiley-027: :cool-smiley-027:

Is Richard going to come?

tomtbone1993 09-01-2007 10:22 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2256327)
Jeff whats the plans for tomorrow??????

What is going on tomorrow??

BY U BOY 09-01-2007 10:35 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2256340)
What is going on tomorrow??

Poker run. I thought that plan was for the run on sunday. Am i wrong is it monday?


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