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jeff1000man 01-14-2008 11:06 AM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2405668)
Hey after Wade's mom signs me up I want to be a card stop for poker runs. We have good deep water that runs through a no wake zone.

It costs $1000, non refundable deposit, payable to the "Labor Day White Trash Bash Poker Run"

There is also a waiting list that you must get on because you will be a new member.

:cool-smiley-011:

Trojan-man 01-14-2008 11:07 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2405616)
I guess all you Di( kholes dropped your phones in the water because I didn't get a call while I was watching a movie on the couch eatin chicken with the old lady.

...and let me just tell you how much fun that was................not as much fun as gettin hammered and taking a tour at full capacity to the island and bar hoppin......not it was much more fun than that.

I told you I was going to eldos retard :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027: I didn't know I would get hypothermia from captaining the houthboat all night from the flybridge :drool::drool:

Trojan-man 01-14-2008 11:08 AM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2405668)
Hey after Wade's mom signs me up I want to be a card stop for poker runs. We have good deep water that runs through a no wake zone.

I guess I am mom-less :(:(

Trojan-man 01-14-2008 11:09 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2405641)
I think you will have more time in front of smooth taking him to the fuel dock:hitfan:

BIP !!! :evilb::evilb:

On Time 01-14-2008 11:09 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2405674)
It costs $1000, non refundable deposit, payable to the "Labor Day White Trash Bash Poker Run"

There is also a waiting list that you must get on because you will be a new member.

:cool-smiley-011:

Is that all? I was hoping it would be more like $2000. Otherwise it just doesn't seem like you're really involved.

BY U BOY 01-14-2008 11:19 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2405678)
I guess I am mom-less :(:(

Your just the red headed step child:D

BY U BOY 01-14-2008 11:28 AM

wasn't someone looking for a trim pump???
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/MerCr...spagenameZWDVW

tomtbone1993 01-14-2008 11:31 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2405680)
BIP !!! :evilb::evilb:

JoeW. has never pulled me to the fuel dock.......


FYI Wee Man........stop your fu)kin whinning about 28 Apache's. ..............Sarah will never let you get one. We all know it, why don't you???:evilb::evilb::evilb:

BY U BOY 01-14-2008 11:33 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2405730)
JoeW. has never pulled me to the fuel dock.......


FYI Wee Man........stop your fu)kin whinning about 28 Apache's. ..............Sarah will never let you get one. We all know it, why don't you???:evilb::evilb::evilb:

Can't wait to prove you wrong:angry-smiley-038::D

It may not be an Apache but it will be something.

tomtbone1993 01-14-2008 11:33 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2405725)
wasn't someone looking for a trim pump???
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/MerCr...spagenameZWDVW

Nice find. Jeffro can you snipe it for me???

tomtbone1993 01-14-2008 11:34 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2405734)
Can't wait to prove you wrong:angry-smiley-038::D

It may not be an Apache but it will be something.

Either can Swab.......can't wait to prove us wrong.....like a broken record around here......:cool-smiley-011:

On Time 01-14-2008 11:53 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2405678)
I guess I am mom-less :(:(

I'm sawee Mr.Trojanman sir... :party-smiley-004:

On Time 01-14-2008 12:00 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2405734)
Can't wait to prove you wrong:angry-smiley-038::D

It may not be an Apache but it will be something.

If you're sold on Apache, why not go to their section and ask the questions you've been asking here? There might even be something you can buy...

joew. 01-14-2008 12:02 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2405773)
If you're sold on Apache, why not go to their section and ask the questions you've been asking here? There might even be something you can buy...

Because he would just be jerking off more people about buying a boat:D

BY U BOY 01-14-2008 12:04 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2405773)
If you're sold on Apache, why not go to their section and ask the questions you've been asking here? There might even be something you can buy...

I have been. I pretty much know whats going on with each 28 Apache that is for sale.

BY U BOY 01-14-2008 12:08 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2405776)
Because he would just be jerking off more people about buying a boat:D

Is my name Jeff???? I don't think so.:hitfan::D

tomtbone1993 01-14-2008 12:14 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2405785)
Is my name Jeff???? I don't think so.:hitfan::D

No your name is Wee Man:cool-smiley-027:

wstultz 01-14-2008 01:12 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2405793)
No your name is Wee Man:cool-smiley-027:

Yah but you have to say it like this......WWWeeeeeeeeeeeee Man!

Trojan-man 01-14-2008 01:34 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2405851)
Yah but you have to say it like this......WWWeeeeeeeeeeeee Man!

Speaking of Weeeeman, I saw him last night.....jacka$$ 2 was on. lol !!!:evilb:

Trojan-man 01-14-2008 01:36 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2405764)
I'm sawee Mr.Trojanman sir... :party-smiley-004:

thats what I am talking about :D:D, thats how the female baja owners address me too :evilb::party-smiley-004:

BY U BOY 01-14-2008 01:37 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2405879)
thats what I am talking about :D:D, thats how the female baja owners address me too:party-smiley-004:

I can't believe you talk about Boatman22 like that.:D:D

On Time 01-14-2008 01:39 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2405879)
thats what I am talking about :D:D, thats how the female baja owners address me too :evilb::party-smiley-004:

Speaking of Baja there's a new triple 40 Baja Outlaw on the lake some black dude I don't know. He was out yesterday afternoon and I saw him bring it back to Club 105. Any ideas?

Trojan-man 01-14-2008 01:41 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2405887)
Speaking of Baja there's a new triple 40 Baja Outlaw on the lake some black dude I don't know. He was out yesterday afternoon and I saw him bring it back to Club 105. Any ideas?

I think his name is Warren, he is a real nice guy. I thought he sold the baja and got a hustler or something.

tomtbone1993 01-14-2008 01:41 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2405887)
Speaking of Baja there's a new triple 40 Baja Outlaw on the lake some black dude I don't know. He was out yesterday afternoon and I saw him bring it back to Club 105. Any ideas?

Its Eddie on the end stall across from me. He trade in his other Baja for it:cool-smiley-011:

Trojan-man 01-14-2008 01:41 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2405884)
I can't believe you talk about Boatman22 like that.:D:D

I was not reffering to boatman, i was talking about other 38 special owners :evilb:

tomtbone1993 01-14-2008 01:42 PM


Originally Posted by WWWWeeeee Mannnnn (Post 2405884)
I can't believe you talk about Boatman22 like that.:D:D

That was not directed towards boatman........:cool-smiley-011:

tomtbone1993 01-14-2008 01:43 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2405891)
I was not reffering to boatman, i was talking about other 38 special owners :evilb:

I will be a happy muther trucker when Kelly adapts to that progarm....:evilb::evilb:

Trojan-man 01-14-2008 01:43 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2405894)
That was not directed towards boatman........:cool-smiley-011:

I will give you another hint, the other owner has 19 teeth :evilb::angry-smiley-038:

tomtbone1993 01-14-2008 01:45 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2405889)
I think his name is Warren, he is a real nice guy. I thought he sold the baja and got a hustler or something.


Warren or AKA Insanity342 on the board has the 50 Hustler

Eddie has the 40 Baja

BY U BOY 01-14-2008 01:45 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2405891)
I was not reffering to boatman, i was talking about other 38 special owners :evilb:

I know, just trying to stir the pot.

tomtbone1993 01-14-2008 01:45 PM


Originally Posted by WWWWWWeeeeeeee MMMAaaaaaannnnn (Post 2405902)
I know, just trying to stir the pot.

no you didn't................:Whatever::hitfan::cool-smiley-011:

Trojan-man 01-14-2008 01:46 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2405896)
I will be a happy muther trucker when Kelly adapts to that progarm....:evilb::evilb:

chit I would actually get married if my old lady, or ex old lady, or whatever she is, would adapt to that program....or even admit that boating might be alittle bit enjoyable and fun :evilb::cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-027:

tomtbone1993 01-14-2008 01:47 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2405898)
I will give you another hint, the other owner has 19 teeth :evilb::angry-smiley-038:

:evilb::evilb::evilb:

tomtbone1993 01-14-2008 01:47 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2405905)
chit I would actually get married if my old lady, or ex old lady, or whatever she is, would adapt to that program....or even admit that boating might be alittle bit enjoyable and fun :evilb::cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-027:

Amen to that:cool-smiley-011:

Trojan-man 01-14-2008 01:47 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2405901)
Warren or AKA Insanity342 on the board has the 50 Hustler

Eddie has the 40 Baja

my bad, I don't know why I got the names mixed up, I was thinking of the right guy, just had the names and boats backwards

tomtbone1993 01-14-2008 01:50 PM

Hey Trojan, I think you should name your boat " Black Label" I read it some where here, thought it was a cool name.

BY U BOY 01-14-2008 01:52 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2405914)
Hey Trojan, I think you should name your boat " Black Label" I read it some where here, thought it was a cool name.

That would be a cool name.


Maybe he should name it kit. Don't hassel the Hoff:D

Trojan-man 01-14-2008 01:54 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2405914)
Hey Trojan, I think you should name your boat " Black Label" I read it some where here, thought it was a cool name.

That is a very reasonable name, I will certainly consider it. I am not too crazy about the name it came with.

Trojan-man 01-14-2008 01:55 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2405918)
That would be a cool name.


Maybe he should name it kit. Don't hassel the Hoff:D

you get me one of those red L.e.d. lights that goes back and forth on the transom and you got a deal. It would be big in Germany, those crouts love the Hoff

On Time 01-14-2008 02:01 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2405926)
you get me one of those red L.e.d. lights that goes back and forth on the transom and you got a deal. It would be big in Germany, those crouts love the Hoff

Looks, long, hard, black and uncut to me...


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