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BY U BOY 01-19-2008 04:51 PM

.......... God damn 30 second rule

tomtbone1993 01-19-2008 04:52 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2413197)
.......... God damn 30 second rule

must you use the lord's name in vein for your premature post??:hitfan:

jeff1000man 01-19-2008 04:55 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2413197)
.......... God damn 30 second rule

Sarah says the same thing about ya'lls sex life.



HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE:evilb:

I win for the day. :evilb::party-smiley-004:

BY U BOY 01-19-2008 04:56 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2413203)
Sarah says the same thing about ya'lls sex life.



HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE:evilb:

I win for the day. :evilb::party-smiley-004:

As long as i get mine:evilb::evilb:

txlefty 01-19-2008 04:57 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2413200)
must you use the lord's name in vein for your premature ejaculation??:hitfan:

You guys definately need Jesus! If needed, I'll drive the short bus for you to church! :circle:

tomtbone1993 01-19-2008 04:57 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2413203)
Sarah says the same thing about ya'lls sex life.

:

BIP:evilb:

BY U BOY 01-19-2008 04:57 PM

How long will it take us to get to 2000 pages???

BY U BOY 01-19-2008 04:58 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2413203)
Sarah says the same thing about ya'lls sex life.



HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE:evilb:

I win for the day. :evilb::party-smiley-004:

30 second is better than your no seconds:party-smiley-004::hitfan:

tomtbone1993 01-19-2008 04:59 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2413212)
30 second is better than your no seconds:party-smiley-004::hitfan:

BIP

tomtbone1993 01-19-2008 05:00 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2413210)
How long will it take us to get to 2000 pages???

If 20K post equals 1000 pages, than at the rate we are going March 2009

BY U BOY 01-19-2008 05:02 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2413218)
If 20K post equals 1000 pages, than at the rate we are going March 2009

Whats the square root of pie:grinser010:

txlefty 01-19-2008 05:03 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2413212)
30 second is better than your no seconds:party-smiley-004::hitfan:

That's funny!!!! Jeff thinks he's at the Rodeo....just mount'em and ride'em for 8 secs! And yell "YEEE-HAWWWWW!!!!:evilb::evilb::evilb:

BY U BOY 01-19-2008 05:04 PM

I can't wait for entourage to come back on:(

joew. 01-19-2008 05:05 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2413221)
Whats the square root of pie:grinser010:

I like apple pie:D

BY U BOY 01-19-2008 05:05 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2413222)
That's funny!!!! Jeff thinks he's at the Rodeo....just mount'em and ride'em for 8 secs! And yell "YEEE-HAWWWWW!!!!:evilb::evilb::evilb:

He had his chance at the rodeo last night:evilb:

joew. 01-19-2008 05:07 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2413225)
He had his chance at the rodeo last night:evilb:

I got hit on by some drunk cow last night.... Right before she started talkin I poped out the tooth and gave her a big smile.:D She left shortly after.

BY U BOY 01-19-2008 05:09 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2413226)
I got hit on by some drunk cow last night.... Right before she started talkin I poped out the tooth and gave her a big smile.:D She left shortly after.

I acted deaf once to avoid talking to a fat chick:DMy friends played it off flawlessly

txlefty 01-19-2008 05:09 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2413224)
I like apple pie:D

Damn you should be over here! We bought a homemade apple pie at lunch today! If fact eatin' it now. MMMMMMM good!

joew. 01-19-2008 05:11 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2413229)
Damn you should be over here! We bought a homemade apple pie at lunch today! If fact eatin' it now. MMMMMMM good!

And by apple pie you really mean dick:evilb:

BY U BOY 01-19-2008 05:15 PM

802

BY U BOY 01-19-2008 05:16 PM

well i think im going home. See you Biatche later.:boat:

txlefty 01-19-2008 05:23 PM

[QUOTE=joew.;2413230]And by apple pie you really mean dick:evilb:[/QUOTE

Sorry, I didn't know in Willis, "Apple Pie" was code for " Dick". Again, sorry for not bringing my decoder ring. But I was referring to a desert type dish made with crust, apple filling and baked....:drool:

tomtbone1993 01-19-2008 06:12 PM

alright boys headin up to Outback............

boatman22 01-19-2008 08:53 PM

This is what we need at Club 105

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsmiIeAkE-o

jeff1000man 01-19-2008 09:13 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2413449)
This is what we need at Club 105

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsmiIeAkE-o

That is neat and all, but I bet Boatman22 can do that with a dremel tool in about 30 minutes.

jeff1000man 01-19-2008 09:17 PM

I need one of these for the RC boat.

Got to be one of the coolest things ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3VVI...eature=related

jeff1000man 01-19-2008 09:30 PM

This is so money

http://cgi.ebay.com/1-4-SCALE-CONLEY...QQcmdZViewItem

tomtbone1993 01-19-2008 10:05 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2413449)
This is what we need at Club 105

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsmiIeAkE-o

Can you make that happen? That would be great:cool-smiley-011:

jeff1000man 01-19-2008 10:07 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2413495)
Can you make that happen? That would be great:cool-smiley-011:

That machine cost more than yours mine and boatmans houses all added together probably.

tomtbone1993 01-19-2008 10:09 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2413466)
I need one of these for the RC boat.

Got to be one of the coolest things ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3VVI...eature=related

sounds cocky.........:cool-smiley-011:

tomtbone1993 01-19-2008 10:10 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2413496)
That machine cost more than yours mine and boatmans houses all added together probably.

that sucks......:(:cool-smiley-011:

jeff1000man 01-19-2008 10:11 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2413499)
that sucks......:(:cool-smiley-011:

But we could get one of these for mixing our cocktails

http://cgi.ebay.com/5-Axis-ABB-Robot...QQcmdZViewItem

jeff1000man 01-19-2008 10:13 PM

This one is old and worn out and look at the price.

http://cgi.ebay.com/1999-WOTAN-CUTMA...QQcmdZViewItem

Trojan-man 01-19-2008 11:02 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2413501)
But we could get one of these for mixing our cocktails

http://cgi.ebay.com/5-Axis-ABB-Robot...QQcmdZViewItem

chit for that price, you could hire one of spk1's dirties and at least have something to look at while she is mixing your drinks :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

jeff1000man 01-20-2008 10:54 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2413524)
chit for that price, you could hire one of spk1's dirties and at least have something to look at while she is mixing your drinks :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

Spk1 called last night and said he is not happy with you guys for spreading rumors about he and his dirties and sleeping till 5 in the afternoon. :(

He said he is going to call down the thunder on ya'lls azzes.

wstultz 01-20-2008 11:16 AM

Mush Mouth, You got that boat runnin yet?????

jeff1000man 01-20-2008 11:18 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2413829)
Mush Mouth, You got that boat runnin yet?????

I need a throttle and the POS trim bar I stole from your brother last night is junk. I need to go find one of those. I am fixing to go put the exhaust and hook up the wires. I will robably have it running in a couple hours. You wanna come help? :D

BY U BOY 01-21-2008 09:40 AM

Trojanman
Here is your girl for the transom
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/SEXY-...spagenameZWDVW

BY U BOY 01-21-2008 09:43 AM

anyone need some bolsters??
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/COMMA...spagenameZWDVW

BY U BOY 01-21-2008 09:53 AM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Bulle...ayphotohosting


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