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joew. 01-17-2008 05:47 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2410600)
Thats why you need a 60 hatteras with an Enclosed bridge,,,:angry-smiley-038:

I agree:D

spk1 01-17-2008 05:50 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2410009)
OOOHHHH Nice !!! :cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-027::evilb:

Oh yea! You leave me 13 unimportant messages, so I stopp checking them,, then send the most important one in a barrage of texts,, A-hole!!!, lol :party-smiley-004:

spk1 01-17-2008 05:50 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2410014)
I have some good things lined out this winter for Smooth. 08 should be a great summer.:cool-smiley-011:

This one just needs to be quoted for evidence. lol :cool-smiley-026:

spk1 01-17-2008 05:52 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2410041)
:drool::drool::drool: up yours ....

I personally liked, "its gonna take longer to find your underwear than it will to drive home"

Heyy Heyy Heyy,, Keep the gay shyt to a minimum!! lol :cool-smiley-011:

spk1 01-17-2008 05:53 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2410052)
Mornin' fools.... I guess a few of you had a rough night , I mean early morning at Big Texas. Some of you even had a better time at Treasures....:party-smiley-004:

Guess who wasnt there. Yup thats right,, I have reformed. :cool-smiley-027: Besides Scores on 59 and beltway has locks on the private room dorrs, LOL :evilb:

spk1 01-17-2008 06:02 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2410146)
We don't need a memo from you to know you are the head A-Hole around here........


You may start making up your excuses now...the Miami boat show will be here and gone and you still won't have a boat......:evilb::evilb:

You should be nicer,, lol just for that Im gonna have some people drive around the landrover lot real slow for a while and make you follow them around,, then just as you give up, I will have them get out ,, then get back in and drive away. lol

spk1 01-17-2008 06:26 PM

Tom will be right back on,, I told my people to circle the lot. :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

jeff1000man 01-17-2008 10:27 PM

Pulled in the driveway an hour ago.

No blowouts all the way from Jersey, and these tires look worse than the ones on lefty's and Tbones rig combined. :evilb:

Good things happening in the near future.

:boat:

Glad to seee you guys could keep the jeff bashing up to speed while I was gone. It was like I never left.

I am off to sleep for a week.

:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 01-17-2008 10:31 PM


Originally Posted by insanity342 (Post 2410564)
Why Don't We All Pitch In And Get A Stall At 105 And Make It A Game Room For Real!! I Am In!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good suggestion, but.

No heat and no A/C.

There may be a better solution on the horizon.

Glad someone on this board has half a brain.

It will not be long before you are contaminated with only the ability to type constant BS. Just look at Beak42, and Boatman. Perfectly normal when they first signed up.:evilb:















Well,

























Almost.

tomtbone1993 01-17-2008 10:46 PM

Where is By U Boy aka Wee Man......


[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZgX3AsZAbc[/YOUTUBE]

tomtbone1993 01-17-2008 10:49 PM

Kick yourself in the head.....

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkLrypjMqnw&NR=1[/YOUTUBE]

tomtbone1993 01-17-2008 11:24 PM

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czb4jn5y94g[/YOUTUBE]What???

tomtbone1993 01-17-2008 11:35 PM

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x7AFHTEzok&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]


Favorite movie lines

tomtbone1993 01-17-2008 11:41 PM

Is this Big Andy??


[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLZwzaayDo&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

tomtbone1993 01-17-2008 11:53 PM

Best scene in Entourage.....

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kauz3037rNY&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

tomtbone1993 01-17-2008 11:55 PM

**** muscle


[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLeeDSuqIjM&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

tomtbone1993 01-18-2008 12:15 AM

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YSV71ClEe4[/YOUTUBE]

boatman22 01-18-2008 05:15 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2410914)
Pulled in the driveway an hour ago.

No blowouts all the way from Jersey, and these tires look worse than the ones on lefty's and Tbones rig combined. :evilb:

Good things happening in the near future.

:boat:

Glad to seee you guys could keep the jeff bashing up to speed while I was gone. It was like I never left.

I am off to sleep for a week.

:party-smiley-004:

Glad you made it back with no problems...hell i just go to Angleton and back and get a blow-out...:cool-smiley-027:

On Time 01-18-2008 09:21 AM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2410535)
Let's put a pool table and foosball table at Club 105. That way there's 24 hr. access.

Alright lets see who supports this neat idea. We can share the rent for the stall, then make $ on the games and get rich!! A/C units from Home Depot are cheap. We can insulate and heat for pennies a day.

Beak42
Tbone
joew
trojan
boatman
jeffman
insane342

On Time 01-18-2008 09:26 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2410916)
...look at Beak42, and Boatman. Perfectly normal...


Thank you. We're glad you noticed.:Score-101010::)

joew. 01-18-2008 09:27 AM

Isn't that what Louie is trying to do at Davis's shop?

joew. 01-18-2008 09:42 AM

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o20703-en.html

wstultz 01-18-2008 10:29 AM

:violent040:

BY U BOY 01-18-2008 10:38 AM

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Reese is a freakin escape artist now. @ days in a row she has gotten out of her room.

On Time 01-18-2008 10:49 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2411376)
Reese is a freakin escape artist now. @ days in a row she has gotten out of her room.

I had that trouble when I had a dog too big to stay indoors

BY U BOY 01-18-2008 11:00 AM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2411395)
I had that trouble when I had a dog too big to stay indoors

Yea we should keep her outside but I have not had a chance to put any shelter out there for her. We are looking at a new door with a doggie door that only opens with a special collar.This should keep her from getting bored during the day( I hope)

jeff1000man 01-18-2008 11:05 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2411405)
Yea we should keep her outside but I have not had a chance to put any shelter out there for her. We are looking at a new door with a doggie door that only opens with a special collar.This should keep her from getting bored during the day( I hope)

Boatman has 1 of those. it is pretty cool.




Sarahcooper can get a collar for you also. :evilb:

BY U BOY 01-18-2008 11:15 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2411420)
Boatman has 1 of those. it is pretty cool.




Sarahcooper can get a collar for you also. :evilb:

No she has a spiked collar for me:evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 01-18-2008 11:21 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2411439)
No she has a spiked collar for me:evilb::evilb:

Just the thought of that makes me want to throw up. :hitfan:

Trojan-man 01-18-2008 11:53 AM

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=177713

this would be hella fun

On Time 01-18-2008 12:01 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2411439)
No she has a spiked collar for me:evilb::evilb:

Take you, Sarah, and your spiked collar to AYS this rainy weekend and tell them if they want to make a sale today it will have to be you and offer $18-20K for the red Baja depending how it looks !!!!!

Trojan-man 01-18-2008 12:02 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2410597)
Oh shyttt I need to buy that boat,, its named after my favorate 1960 , dirty hook up spot. :evilb:

I knew your dirty a$$ would remember that place !!! I had an old cop buddy of mine that was a total tard used to go there. He would always tell me that it was full of 18 year olds and he would always get "a napkin a night" lol !! :party-smiley-004:

BY U BOY 01-18-2008 12:08 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2411499)
Take you, Sarah, and your spiked collar to AYS this rainy weekend and tell them if they want to make a sale today it will have to be you and offer $18-20K for the red Baja depending how it looks !!!!!

Gotta work:angry-smiley-038:
and i will be out of town the next 2 weekends then then i have my wedding then i have the honeymoon but will be back on a friday so i can't go look at it untill the 23rd.

jeff1000man 01-18-2008 12:08 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2411496)

I can get the magnum ready by then.

Who wants to hold the steering wheel and who wants to navigate?

BY U BOY 01-18-2008 12:10 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2411508)
I can get the magnum ready by then.

Who wants to hold the steering wheel and who wants to navigate?

Ill drive, yall know i can't navigate:D But im sure yall would have to make a special seat for me so i can see oer the steering wheel:):)

jeff1000man 01-18-2008 12:10 PM

Here BUY U. This seems to be exactly what you are looking for. Why did you miss it?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...MEWA:IT&ih=003

On Time 01-18-2008 12:10 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2411508)
I can get the magnum ready by then.

Who wants to hold the steering wheel and who wants to navigate?

Hey post sum pix o' the new boat!!

BY U BOY 01-18-2008 12:12 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2411515)
Here BUY U. This seems to be exactly what you are looking for. Why did you miss it?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...MEWA:IT&ih=003

Not any where close to what i want.

It has to be 1990 or newer and i found the 3 boats that i like just have to go look at one here in texas and the other 2 are in NY.

Trojan-man 01-18-2008 12:14 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2410986)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YSV71ClEe4

one of best scenes ever !!! see if you can read this....I love it !!

jeff1000man 01-18-2008 12:16 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2411519)
Not any where close to what i want.

It has to be 1990 or newer and i found the 3 oats that i like just have to go look at one here in texas and the other 2 are in NY.

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you wanted something that was cheap. :party-smiley-004:


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