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spk1 01-25-2008 03:12 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2420605)
spk1, where is everyone staying in Maimi?

Biscayne Bay Marriot

spk1 01-25-2008 03:14 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2420721)
We prefer the term "big boned" or "cornfed crew" = and that is probably a 5 way tie, not 8 :evilb:

I really hope you know spk1 and are just busting his balls or mashed is going to be your new name :D :angry-smiley-038::party-smiley-004:

Creed says his nick was Masher, Unless some one was bad enough to take the title from him. :angry-smiley-038:

masher44 01-25-2008 03:48 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2420721)
I really hope you know spk1 and are just busting his balls or mashed is going to be your new name :D :angry-smiley-038::party-smiley-004:

That is Mr. Masher or Sir.

Gin and tonic please

jeff1000man 01-25-2008 03:56 PM

High Performnce Toys is now an official Keith Eickart dealer. Send me the stock numbers of what you guys want to buy.

After next week, we will be able to accept credit cards also.

:D:circle::party-smiley-048::ernaehrung004:

http://www.keitheickert.com/

wstultz 01-25-2008 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2420803)
High Performnce Toys is now an official Keith Eickart dealer. Send me the stock numbers of what you guys want to buy.

After next week, we will be able to accept credit cards also.

:D:circle::party-smiley-048::ernaehrung004:

http://www.keitheickert.com/

Give me two of those, three of those, a box of those naked lady tees, and a couple of 1200hp rocket engines.

wstultz 01-25-2008 04:25 PM

No Respect!

"Hey Wang, I think this club is restricted, don't tell 'em your jewish."

jeff1000man 01-25-2008 04:33 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2420836)
Give me two of those, three of those, a box of those naked lady tees, and a couple of 1200hp rocket engines.

I bet when you store guys boats for free, you don't even get a free bowl of soup. :evilb:

jeff1000man 01-25-2008 04:34 PM

Arneson boat just showed up. Going to club 105 to put it up.

Trojan-man 01-25-2008 08:04 PM


Originally Posted by masher44 (Post 2420792)
That is Mr. Masher or Sir.

Gin and tonic please

Gin and tonic ??????? What is my grandmother coming to play cards with us ?? :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

Trojan-man 01-25-2008 08:06 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2420761)
Creed says his nick was Masher, Unless some one was bad enough to take the title from him. :angry-smiley-038:

My money is on the cornfed Kansas boy :party-smiley-004:

bigandy 01-25-2008 09:03 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2420803)
High Performnce Toys is now an official Keith Eickart dealer. Send me the stock numbers of what you guys want to buy.

After next week, we will be able to accept credit cards also.

:D:circle::party-smiley-048::ernaehrung004:

http://www.keitheickert.com/

so the only qualification for being a KE dealer is having the ol' WW Interweb???

i am going to go make some New York girls glad i dont live here full time!! Later biznatches...

jeff1000man 01-25-2008 10:54 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2421096)
so the only qualification for being a KE dealer is having the ol' WW Interweb???

i am going to go make some New York girls glad i dont live here full time!! Later biznatches...

Kind of like the only qualification or being a builder was building ome and having someone walk up and say "hey, do you want to sell it?"

jeff1000man 01-25-2008 11:00 PM

Here is the replacement for the houthboat

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/PARTY...em180210475225

BY U BOY 01-26-2008 12:29 AM

all you biatche take it in the can for not coming to New Orleans for my bachelor Party.:angry-smiley-038:


I hope yall are having fun at out back while we pilige this lovely town sere yall mother Fu(ers later.:hitfan:


oh i almost forgot yall take it in teh can..

Posting from the phone is not that much fun.


convertubal caddies are for old gay guys that like to wear chrom shirts with womens pants:evilb::evilb:

joew. 01-26-2008 12:36 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2421236)
all you biatche take it in the can for not coming to New Orleans for my bachelor Party.:angry-smiley-038:


I hope yall are having fun at out back while we pilige this lovely town sere yall mother Fu(ers later.:hitfan:


oh i almost forgot yall take it in teh can..

Posting from the phone is not that much fun.


convertubal caddies are for old gay guys that like to wear chrom shirts with womens pants:evilb::evilb:

Thanks for the invite:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 01-26-2008 12:37 PM

Training sucks.

BUY U BOY takes it in the can for not actually telling us about his bachelor party.

If I remember right, he said he was "going to new orleans", NOT " I'm going to New Orleans for my Bachelor party. Hey, would you guys like to come?"


So stick that in your can.

jeff1000man 01-26-2008 12:55 PM

buy u boy is missing his boat while he is at the bachelor party.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o20946-en.html

joew. 01-26-2008 03:22 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2421583)
buy u boy is missing his boat while he is at the bachelor party.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o20946-en.html

Is that Vinilla ice in the pic?

jeff1000man 01-26-2008 04:06 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2421699)
Is that Vinilla ice in the pic?

THey can keep me locked in the training room listning to lectures, but they can't keep me of OSO.

I figured out how to get out of the building online.

O'Doyle Rules

Trojan-man 01-26-2008 06:51 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2421734)
THey can keep me locked in the training room listning to lectures, but they can't keep me of OSO.

I figured out how to get out of the building online.

O'Doyle Rules

Is this Keith Eickart Training, or how to not know everything training, or how to be the first to call on every boat training ???:evilb::cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

love ya big guy :D

Trojan-man 01-27-2008 09:48 AM

:crazy::crazy:

Trojan-man 01-27-2008 09:50 AM

the amount of BSing and partying by the BS thread lately has sucked it trebek !! Just because I have been sick for 2 weeks does not mean that you guys can't line some chit up, common, give a house bound brotha somethin to do !!!


ps. I am going to start calling myself bubble-boy :)

jeff1000man 01-27-2008 10:55 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2422226)
the amount of BSing and partying by the BS thread lately has sucked it trebek !! Just because I have been sick for 2 weeks does not mean that you guys can't line some chit up, common, give a house bound brotha somethin to do !!!


ps. I am going to start calling myself bubble-boy :)

I am learnign how to fill out the TPS reports now.

Later I have a meeting with the Bobs. THey are calling me in.

jeff1000man 01-27-2008 10:58 AM

Scary Mary's older sister

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o20967-en.html

wstultz 01-27-2008 11:49 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2422304)

Nice interior! bowchickawowow. Also, great selling feature showing someone in the bilge working on the engines.

spk1 01-27-2008 05:38 PM

Whos going to the Miami Boat Show? Its getting closerrrrrrrr. :cool-smiley-026:

jeff1000man 01-27-2008 05:51 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2422345)
Nice interior! bowchickawowow. Also, great selling feature showing someone in the bilge working on the engines.

Considering the experience I have had with that model, Probably pretty acurate.

jeff1000man 01-27-2008 05:52 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2422603)
Whos going to the Miami Boat Show? Its getting closerrrrrrrr. :cool-smiley-026:

You'll get SUCK IT TREBECK and like it.

BY U BOY 01-27-2008 06:28 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2421571)
Training sucks.

BUY U BOY takes it in the can for not actually telling us about his bachelor party.

If I remember right, he said he was "going to new orleans", NOT " I'm going to New Orleans for my Bachelor party. Hey, would you guys like to come?"


So stick that in your can.

If i recall i told allof you and you were the one that said if we can take a 14hr boat ride for tbones bachelor party yall could go to new orleans.

jeff1000man 01-27-2008 06:29 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2422652)
If i recall i told allof you and you were the one that said if we can take a 14hr boat ride for tbones bachelor party yall could go to new orleans.

Well you forgot to remind us. I could hae rescheduled my training classes.

It is still going to be your fault.

Did you guys have a good time?

jeff1000man 01-27-2008 07:32 PM

poops shoots twin is not getting much action

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...206184624&rd=1

jeff1000man 01-28-2008 09:16 AM

Looks like chitty weather out today.

BY U BOY 01-28-2008 09:20 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2422655)
Well you forgot to remind us. I could hae rescheduled my training classes.

It is still going to be your fault.

Did you guys have a good time?

ell yeah we did.:evilb::evilb:

joew. 01-28-2008 11:35 AM

:drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:

joew. 01-28-2008 11:36 AM

:drool::drool::drool::drool:

jeff1000man 01-28-2008 11:45 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2423391)
:drool::drool::drool::drool:

What did ya'll do last night. I noticed you called, but I guess I didn't hear the phone.

I am outside most of the day.

Call me later with the 411

joew. 01-28-2008 11:52 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2423404)
What did ya'll do last night. I noticed you called, but I guess I didn't hear the phone.

I am outside most of the day.

Call me later with the 411

We went to the pub. It was all that I thought it would be and more:evilb: I was way over served.

jeff1000man 01-28-2008 11:56 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2423417)
We went to the pub. It was all that I thought it would be and more:evilb: I was way over served.

What pub?

joew. 01-28-2008 12:06 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2423423)
What pub?

lake conroe pub. just past walden road

jeff1000man 01-28-2008 12:27 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2423437)
lake conroe pub. just past walden road

That place is still open. I bet it is worse than Bertha's

:hitfan:


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