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tomtbone1993 02-18-2008 09:43 AM


Originally Posted by insanity342 (Post 2449101)
JEFF YOU ARE CRAZY MAN WHEN I GOT READY TO TAKEOFF ALL I COULD SEE WAS YOU UP IN THE AIR,LIKE YOU WHERE BLASTING OFF LIKE A ROCKET SHIP,THEN REALITY CAME INTO PLAY AND BIG 50 HAD TO COME AND GET YOU!!!!!!

I am glad to see "Big 50" will go play with a single engine 27 .....but won't play with Smooth Operator:hitfan::evilb::evilb::evilb::cool-smiley-011:

joew. 02-18-2008 09:48 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2448881)
:d

Congrats:D

joew. 02-18-2008 09:51 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2449070)
oh by the way, anyone know how to get an IMCO helm off an older boat ???? My brother and I tried everything to get the outer part (the shaft that the wheel bolts to) disconnected from the inner plate (mounting plate inside the fiberglass that the helm thru bolts to) and nothing seemed to work. I got the inside helm unbolted and disconnected, but cant seem to get the outer piece off. Anyone have any suggestions ????

You need a special wrench called a contorckscrew wrench. You can find them at any hardware store.:party-smiley-004:

Boat looks awesome

tomtbone1993 02-18-2008 09:51 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2449259)
Congrats:D

I would like to stop the habit of getting hammered on Sunday nights.....is this possible??:ernaehrung004::boat:

insanity342 02-18-2008 09:55 AM

Play Time Is Anytime For Me
 

Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2449253)
I am glad to see "Big 50" will go play with a single engine 27 .....but won't play with Smooth Operator:hitfan::evilb::evilb::evilb::cool-smiley-011:

THERE IS ALWAYS WATER IN CONROE PLAYER!!!!!!!!!!

joew. 02-18-2008 09:55 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2449267)
I would like to stop the habit of getting hammered on Sunday nights.....is this possible??:ernaehrung004::boat:

Why would you want to do that? I like spending 150.00 for no reason:hitfan:

tomtbone1993 02-18-2008 10:05 AM

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Wee Man what is the girl on the left laughing at?

jeff1000man 02-18-2008 10:08 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2449157)
jeff sounds like i need a ride in the mag today.

give me a call
985
788
4003

Aren't you supposed to be on a honeymoon somewhere?

We can go out this afternoon if you want. I want to check my rockers now that it is broken in.

tomtbone1993 02-18-2008 10:10 AM


Originally Posted by insanity342 (Post 2449276)
THERE IS ALWAYS WATER IN CONROE PLAYER!!!!!!!!!!

:cool-smiley-011::cool-smiley-011::cool-smiley-011:

jeff1000man 02-18-2008 10:11 AM


Originally Posted by insanity342 (Post 2449101)
JEFF YOU ARE CRAZY MAN WHEN I GOT READY TO TAKEOFF ALL I COULD SEE WAS YOU UP IN THE AIR,LIKE YOU WHERE BLASTING OFF LIKE A ROCKET SHIP,THEN REALITY CAME INTO PLAY AND BIG 50 HAD TO COME AND GET YOU!!!!!!:evilb::evilb::angry-smiley-038::evilb:

Yeah, big 50 is a lot faster than it was assumed. I think you got some bigger engines stuffed under those 500EFI covers.

Up in the air was cool, but not for Bigandy's Giant vodka water :hitfan:

jeff1000man 02-18-2008 10:13 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2449196)
ya jeffro got smoked like a pack of Cool's by a boat twice his size.... he blamed it on the 1000 lbs of passengers aboard but i think since it wasnt even close it may be something more involved than that?!?!

Boat should go faster when I can find a better prop. PLans are in the works for more power though. :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-011:

jeff1000man 02-18-2008 10:16 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2449064)
A couple of long days and this is what we got together...the steering (mostly), the trib tabs and pumps mounted (use a template for anyone doing this in the future,lol ), and the gauge wiring harness dismantled from the superboat and installed along with the pump wiring :party-smiley-004::cool-smiley-027:

You guys got a TON of work done. Congrats on the god job. Looks like I may have to give back your carb sooner than I thought.

You need to just go get one of Bigandy's carbs for the time being, since he won't need them anytime soon. :evilb:

wstultz 02-18-2008 10:32 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2449302)
Wee Man what is the girl on the left laughing at?

classic t-bone photo shop.:D

jeff1000man 02-18-2008 10:36 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2449302)
Wee Man what is the girl on the left laughing at?

Photoshop skills are getting much better.

Who is the chick on the right? :cool-smiley-027:

jeff1000man 02-18-2008 10:55 AM

Did boatman22, spk1, spf100, and crew make it back from Miami yet? We want boat show pics dammit.

jeff1000man 02-18-2008 11:01 AM

Funny thing happens when you have a boat that runs again.

Atart looking towards the next weekend on monday.

Trojan man's boat shoudl be ready by then I think also.

http://www.weather.com/weather/tenda...nav_undeclared

wstultz 02-18-2008 11:48 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2449416)
Funny thing happens when you have a boat that runs again.

Atart looking towards the next weekend on monday.

Trojan man's boat shoudl be ready by then I think also.

http://www.weather.com/weather/tenda...nav_undeclared

I wish I could say you were right about Trojan's boat running next weekend but we still have a LOT of work ahead of us. I never want to do fiberglass work again.:traurig001:

Chad needs to get the exhaust tips and then the engine compartment will almost be complete. Now it's time to wire and plumb.:(

jeff1000man 02-18-2008 12:00 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2449500)
I wish I could say you were right about Trojan's boat running next weekend but we still have a LOT of work ahead of us. I never want to do fiberglass work again.:traurig001:

Chad needs to get the exhaust tips and then the engine compartment will almost be complete. Now it's time to wire and plumb.:(

Does he need tips or tails? I hae some of that rubber exhaust hose that might be long eniugh for what ya'll are doing.

Did you guys get a new mount for the front of the engine. I saw an oil pan the other day,that they fixed the clearance problem by very delicatley bashing the front of the pan to clear the offshore mount.

Trojan-man 02-18-2008 12:37 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2449522)
Does he need tips or tails? I hae some of that rubber exhaust hose that might be long eniugh for what ya'll are doing.

Did you guys get a new mount for the front of the engine. I saw an oil pan the other day,that they fixed the clearance problem by very delicatley bashing the front of the pan to clear the offshore mount.

I need tips and exhaust hose. The guy I got the superboat from is sending me the tips whenever he gets to work on his velocity...apparently it is still cold in CT.

We should have the mount problem taken care of. I am using the different offshore mount out of the superboat, it is a GIL. The stringers in the superboat are way closer together than the banana, so Dr. Blackwood is welding an extension plate onto the mount so she will bolt up. :party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 02-18-2008 01:39 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2449571)
I need tips and exhaust hose. The guy I got the superboat from is sending me the tips whenever he gets to work on his velocity...apparently it is still cold in CT.

We should have the mount problem taken care of. I am using the different offshore mount out of the superboat, it is a GIL. The stringers in the superboat are way closer together than the banana, so Dr. Blackwood is welding an extension plate onto the mount so she will bolt up. :party-smiley-004:

Buy new Tips from eddie Marine for $70.00 nice clean chrome:cool-smiley-011:

jeff1000man 02-18-2008 01:47 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2449571)
I need tips and exhaust hose. The guy I got the superboat from is sending me the tips whenever he gets to work on his velocity...apparently it is still cold in CT.

We should have the mount problem taken care of. I am using the different offshore mount out of the superboat, it is a GIL. The stringers in the superboat are way closer together than the banana, so Dr. Blackwood is welding an extension plate onto the mount so she will bolt up. :party-smiley-004:

How about these.

http://www.keitheickert.com/detail.aspx?ID=143

BY U BOY 02-18-2008 02:24 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2449310)
Aren't you supposed to be on a honeymoon somewhere?

We can go out this afternoon if you want. I want to check my rockers now that it is broken in.

WE LEAVE IN THE MORNING.

I was game to go out earlier but im busy now.

I want to try and get the boat out this coming sat or sunday.

BY U BOY 02-18-2008 02:25 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2449302)
Wee Man what is the girl on the left laughing at?

I see someone learned how to photo shop:angry-smiley-038:

BY U BOY 02-18-2008 02:27 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2449366)
Photoshop skills are getting much better.

Who is the chick on the right? :cool-smiley-027:

my boy brians Soon to be wife.

BY U BOY 02-19-2008 06:19 AM

see yoiu biatches in a few days.


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all of you take it in the can:D:D

jeff1000man 02-19-2008 10:00 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2450492)
see yoiu biatches in a few days.


oh yeah




all of you take it in the can:D:D

Don't get to much of a sun tan, or they won't let you back in the counrty since you will look like an illegal. :evilb::hitfan:

Have fun and don't break it.

txriverrat2001 02-19-2008 10:22 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2450747)
Don't get to much of a sun tan, or they won't let you back in the counrty since you will look like an illegal. :evilb::hitfan:

Have fun and don't break it.

Won't let him in? Hell they'll let him in - give him free health care - never has to pay taxes - and probably buy him another boat to boot!!

jeff1000man 02-19-2008 10:31 AM

Trojan, here is the pulley you ned for the blower. Don't let it get away. THey are kind of rare.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...200410575&rd=1

tomtbone1993 02-19-2008 11:11 AM

nice to have a break from Wee Man's post on what do you think about this Apache....or Jenni aka Sarah.....wants a Fountain......blah blah blah...."I am fu(kin loaded"........"I had one too many jello shots........or i would have come up today but my dog chewed up my trailer lights......blah ....blah...blah...:hitfan::evilb::evilb::evilb:

tomtbone1993 02-19-2008 11:17 AM

Hey Spik1!!!!!!!!!! WTF???? you bust our balls for six months on the Miami Boat show.....how it is the day, going to get a new resin bucket, dad's getting a new resin bucket......I have heard nothing...not a peep from you...no post, not text, no phone call, not even a single picture.....


I did hear the girls in Miami where more disappointed with you guys than they where with Jenni Craig:eek:

jeff1000man 02-19-2008 12:05 PM

If anyone knows anyone looking for a project. I am thinking of dumping the Arneson boat. Cheap build for someone.

wstultz 02-19-2008 12:37 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2450925)
If anyone knows anyone looking for a project. I am thinking of dumping the Arneson boat. Cheap build for someone.

I'll give you $10.00!

wstultz 02-19-2008 12:38 PM

How about $11.00 and a pack of envelopes?

tomtbone1993 02-19-2008 01:15 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2450925)
If anyone knows anyone looking for a project. I am thinking of dumping the Arneson boat. Cheap build for someone.

you are the only guy i know who buys that old junk.....:evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 02-19-2008 01:19 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2451018)
you are the only guy i know who buys that old junk.....:evilb::evilb:

Found something cooler. Need to liquidate. :D

joew. 02-19-2008 01:24 PM

We all have old junk:boat::boat:

tomtbone1993 02-19-2008 01:36 PM

I have read a lot of " history on boat threads" this has to be one of the better ones.......http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...=1#post2451049

jeff1000man 02-19-2008 01:58 PM

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_c...phony_liv.html

Any comments?

txlefty 02-19-2008 02:13 PM

Hey fools .... long time since I've been here. Finally got an office with internet. Jeff's boat looked good the other day.

If any of you monkeys are looking for a property to build on, here's my new gig!

www.crownranch.com This place is beautiful! Looks like I'll be getting CrapShoot ready sooner than expected! :cool-smiley-027:

jeff1000man 02-19-2008 03:46 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2451112)
Hey fools .... long time since I've been here. Finally got an office with internet. Jeff's boat looked good the other day.

If any of you monkeys are looking for a property to build on, here's my new gig!

www.crownranch.com This place is beautiful! Looks like I'll be getting CrapShoot ready sooner than expected! :cool-smiley-027:

I thought you kept telling us it was 100% and ready to go anytime


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