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joew. 01-09-2008 01:45 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2399733)
Any monkies transportation want to drive to connecticut to pick up a boat for me ??

Lets focus on one project before we start on the next:party-smiley-004::evilb:

BY U BOY 01-09-2008 01:47 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2399733)
Any monkies transportation want to drive to connecticut to pick up a boat for me ??

500.00 + fuel:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 01-09-2008 01:52 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2399733)
Any monkies transportation want to drive to connecticut to pick up a boat for me ??

Is it on a trailer

bigandy 01-09-2008 03:29 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2399751)
500.00 + fuel:party-smiley-004:

so the guy who cant find his car in the dome parking lot is going to take a weeks vacation from work to make a 5 day, 4000 mile trip in his own truck for $500.... looks like "Rode the Short Bus to School Transportation" gets the bid............. Good luck with that.


Is "cajun" the French word for "retard"?? because i thought it was french for white trash???? now i am confused!!!

jeff1000man 01-09-2008 03:38 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2399873)
so the guy who cant find his car in the dome parking lot is going to take a weeks vacation from work to make a 5 day, 4000 mile trip in his own truck for $500.... looks like "Rode the Short Bus to School Transportation" gets the bid............. Good luck with that.


Is "cajun" the French word for "retard"?? because i thought it was french for white trash???? now i am confused!!!

I did the math. My dually would take right at $1100 in fuel to make the trip.

It would be a good deal for chadwick if you could do it for that.

Buyugirl transportation.

jeff1000man 01-09-2008 03:41 PM

These are freakin cool


http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o20635-en.html

joew. 01-09-2008 04:00 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_SAF...eature=related

I am sure some of you have seen this. I thought it was bad azz!

joew. 01-09-2008 04:02 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6uNw...eature=related

Trojan-man 01-09-2008 04:12 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2399751)
500.00 + fuel:party-smiley-004:

sold, when can you go ??

Trojan-man 01-09-2008 04:13 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2399873)
so the guy who cant find his car in the dome parking lot is going to take a weeks vacation from work to make a 5 day, 4000 mile trip in his own truck for $500.... looks like "Rode the Short Bus to School Transportation" gets the bid............. Good luck with that.


Is "cajun" the French word for "retard"?? because i thought it was french for white trash???? now i am confused!!!

Hey be nice, and take it easy on my boat transporter!! :cool-smiley-027:

Trojan-man 01-09-2008 04:13 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2399747)
Lets focus on one project before we start on the next:party-smiley-004::evilb:

all of my projects are intertwined, write that down :cool-smiley-026:

bigandy 01-09-2008 04:18 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2399890)
I did the math. My dually would take right at $1100 in fuel to make the trip.

It would be a good deal for chadwick if you could do it for that.

Buyugirl transportation.

did you do the math on how much it would take to keep your belly full and to lay down at night for 5 days?!?!?

Trojan-man 01-09-2008 04:23 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2399937)
did you do the math on how much it would take to keep your belly full and to lay down at night for 5 days?!?!?

$1 miiiiillon dolars for food

$26 per night for 5 days

$180 rub and tugs in every state.


that should do it :evilb:

joew. 01-09-2008 04:24 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8Qzs...eature=related

Here you go boys all you need to know about boating by Reggie himself.

joew. 01-09-2008 04:24 PM

Hottie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8Qzs...eature=related

Trojan-man 01-09-2008 04:51 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2399945)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8Qzs...eature=related

Here you go boys all you need to know about boating by Reggie himself.

Just rememba, neva mix tha wata with the oooollll !!

Do you think Tbone watched that, I bet he wouldn't even let reggie touch his sticks :evilb::angry-smiley-038::D

jeff1000man 01-09-2008 05:08 PM

Sold in less than 15 minutes. Vultures!!!

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o20619-en.html

Trojan-man 01-09-2008 05:31 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2399996)
Sold in less than 15 minutes. Vultures!!!

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o20619-en.html

wow, somebody stole that mofo

Trojan-man 01-09-2008 05:47 PM

joew get to work, and get off of boatsonly.com :evilb:

joew. 01-09-2008 05:51 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2400066)
joew get to work, and get off of boatsonly.com :evilb:

Going to elderados 2nite. U in???

Don't mess w/ da green peace

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8Qzs...eature=related

Trojan-man 01-09-2008 06:21 PM


Originally Posted by Boomer35 (Post 2398585)
Alright!!! $34,999.00 Comes With New Trailer, 500hp Merc, Xr Drive, B1 26p Labbed Prop,

Dont Bother Calling If Going To Offer 1$ Less, Great Boat, But Better House Deal Is Calling Right Now

31k without trailer....not a bad deal

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...=172826&page=3

Trojan-man 01-09-2008 06:28 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2400073)
Going to elderados 2nite. U in???

Don't mess w/ da green peace

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8Qzs...eature=related

sure you are.......:cool-smiley-027: for happy hour until 8:00 :evilb:

jeff1000man 01-09-2008 06:46 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2400127)
31k without trailer....not a bad deal

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...=172826&page=3

3k more and you can have the trailer.

We need spk1 to buy that, so he can join the single engine club.

wstultz 01-10-2008 08:10 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2400127)
31k without trailer....not a bad deal

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...=172826&page=3

That is the guy who is looking to buy Brian's Mistique.

jeff1000man 01-10-2008 08:24 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2400753)
That is the guy who is looking to buy Brian's Mistique.

He should give him a trade in allownce then. :D

BY U BOY 01-10-2008 09:32 AM

good morning BIATCHES:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 01-10-2008 09:34 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2400867)
good morning BIATCHES:party-smiley-004:

You are gay.

BY U BOY 01-10-2008 09:57 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2400872)
You are gay.

Not as gay as a guy with no boat and a yellow car:evilb::D

BY U BOY 01-10-2008 10:02 AM

What do yall think about this place.
http://www.honeymoonsinc.com/Page3066.aspx#

boatman22 01-10-2008 11:14 AM

Mark your calendar…and get your chit ready for the TEXAS HEAT WAVE PokerRun

http://www.powerboatparty.com/forum/...31:grinser010:

tomtbone1993 01-10-2008 11:51 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2400923)
What do yall think about this place.
http://www.honeymoonsinc.com/Page3066.aspx#

"El Dorado Seaside Suites is an adults-only "

How are you going to be able to get in???


























































I think a swingers joint would be a great way to start off your marraige:evilb::evilb:

tomtbone1993 01-10-2008 12:15 PM

What will happen first??

1) BigAndy will get the Sutphen back on the water?

2) Spik1 will purchase a boat?

3) J.G. Performance will turn & Burn 3 more boats?

4) Trojan-Man's Bananaa will hit the water?

5) Hell freeze over?

jeff1000man 01-10-2008 12:19 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2401089)
What will happen first??

1) BigAndy will get the Sutphen back on the water?

2) Spik1 will purchase a boat?

3) J.G. Performance will turn & Burn 3 more boats?

4) Trojan-Man's Bananaa will hit the water?

5) Hell freeze over?

What is Joew buying a megayacht for $500?

Suck it Trebeck.

jeff1000man 01-10-2008 12:21 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2401089)
What will happen first??

1) BigAndy will get the Sutphen back on the water?

2) Spik1 will purchase a boat?

3) J.G. Performance will turn & Burn 3 more boats?

4) Trojan-Man's Bananaa will hit the water?

5) Hell freeze over?

It would be nice if #3 happened though.

Trojan-man 01-10-2008 01:19 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2401089)
What will happen first??

1) BigAndy will get the Sutphen back on the water?

2) Spik1 will purchase a boat?

3) J.G. Performance will turn & Burn 3 more boats?

4) Trojan-Man's Bananaa will hit the water?

5) Hell freeze over?

6) Tbone will have a all 3 motors running simutaneously for more than 5 minutes :evilb:

I am betting it will not be #6 or #1, or #2 but that is a given :evilb::cool-smiley-027:

Trojan-man 01-10-2008 01:21 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2401089)
What will happen first??

1) BigAndy will get the Sutphen back on the water?

2) Spik1 will purchase a boat?

3) J.G. Performance will turn & Burn 3 more boats?

4) Trojan-Man's Bananaa will hit the water?

5) Hell freeze over?

I am at least moving forward on the banana progress...slowly....but forward, the sutphen has gone backwards. it came here with engines and drives, now no engines, no exhaust, and maybe 1 drive....oh and a year's worth of water, dirt and leaves in it. :evilb:

Spik1 will still never purchase a boat. he has been showing people pictures of the neighbor's excalibur for years now telling people it was his boat :evilb:

tomtbone1993 01-10-2008 02:38 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2401184)
6) Tbone will have a all 3 motors running simutaneously for more than 5 minutes :evilb:

:

You run motors in go- carts, lawn mowers & Bananaas. I run engines in my rig:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

tomtbone1993 01-10-2008 02:39 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2401187)
I am at least moving forward on the banana progress...slowly....but forward, the sutphen has gone backwards. it came here with engines and drives, now no engines, no exhaust, and maybe 1 drive....oh and a year's worth of water, dirt and leaves in it. :evilb:

Spik1 will still never purchase a boat. he has been showing people pictures of the neighbor's excalibur for years now telling people it was his boat :evilb:

Key note on the Sutphen, apparently the fine Merc Tech that was working on the boat/ storing it doen't like paying his rent. So the real question is.............how much will it cost BiGAnDy to get it back????:(:(:angry-smiley-038:

tomtbone1993 01-10-2008 02:40 PM

my 9000 post......I just want to say..........




































SPIK1 will never purchase a boat..........:):)

BY U BOY 01-10-2008 02:58 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Wellc...QQcmdZViewItem


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