This is a email I received on a Range Rover I have listed on Craigslist


Actually what it is, is that I own a 12-plot family estate at Memorial Oaks Cemetary in Houston, TX. It's the only one of its size availiable in the older(most desireable) section. I spoke to the cemetary this week and they're selling two family plots in the newer section with no trees. One is a 10-plot for $145,000, the other an 8-plot with a granite bench wall for $420,595. We no longer live in Houston and we are now looking to sell or trade it. If you're interested please contact me. I can forward any information needed if you're interested in their other plots.

Thanks,

Good deal.
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Jeffro just needs one of those blocks ya gots sittin round:D
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I saw that. It is very tempting. especially sine I have 2 complete BIGGER engines in the garage for it. :D

Have to see if the cat deal gets done all the way before I start looking at those good deals on v's

Who is going to be a patrol boat and who is just going to raft upand watch for the OTC??

I plan on just watching.

Will you be running the cat in the challenge? Need a stick man:D

Probably not. If it test drives as a turn key boat, then maybe in the poker run so I can save the Magnum for the shootout. But it is a VERY, VERY long shot.

I think the cat may be more of a project han it is letting on.

Where is the cat at?

That is a question for your wife:evilb::party-smiley-004:

Ya think!?

:evilb::evilb::evilb::evilb:

OK so several questions!
Is TomTbone's boat going to make the patrol??
have y'all got all the slips you need?

Who is buying me a beverage on SATURDAY nite. ??

That's enough out of you. :party-smiley-004:

That has to be the funniest thing i have ever heard:party-smiley-004:

Does that bev come with a VIP ticket??? :D

It sounds like there will be a nice raft up but is there going to be anything to watch? How many boats are actually running in this event? I wanted to, but I havent been able to light a fire under the fiberglass man. Maybe I can bring the Whaler.

I need a wheelman for the Magnum.

Wstultz was in, but I can bump him to navigator :evilb::party-smiley-004::evilb:

So far there are 40 boats signed up to make a minimum of 2 passes each. A lot of boats are signed up in different categories lettingthem make up to 8 passes.

There are a lot of factory boats that are signing up as of the last couple of days. We have 2 turbine boats confirmed if they don't break in Desert Storm, and quite a few big power cats and V- hulls.

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful baby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?'

'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.'

'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be fuc.ked if he needed glasses'.

I should be ready....will know for sure next week:cool-smiley-011:

I'll can be on the wheel if your on the sticks...it's your motor:cool-smiley-027:

he has to be because he is the only one who knows how to work the upside down tab/drive indicators and replug the ignition that unplugs when ever you hit a bump.... None of this run is at night is it, Goumada has a 8 pm curfew!!

It shouldn't be that big of a deal at 65.:evilb:

Keep your mind on something you know a little more about.

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I will stick with the Islander. Expecially since I just purchased a flat screen for her:D

ebay JOE :evilb:

GO GO GO

If the bay wasn't so unpredictable i would run the scarab:(

Can't pass up a deal:D I am getting my pass out location all set up for summer. Now I just need some cable.

No more unpredictable then your resin bucket:party-smiley-004:

My junk is just fine this summer:D

one word, DVD porn!!!

LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH (Part 1)

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little Ralphy.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little RALPHY says, "I have a question for YOU.

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.

The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little RALPHY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on," but I like your thinking."


LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH (Part 2)



Little RALPHY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

"Why?" asks the father?

"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'" I said "6", replies RALPHY.

"But that's right!" says his dad.

"Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2?'"

"What's the f...... difference?" asks the father.

"That's what I said!"



LITTLE RALPHY ON ENGLISH


Little RALPHY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"

RALPHY says "Mas-tur-bate."

Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little RALPHY, that's a mouthful."

Little RALPHY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."



LITTLE RALPHY ON GRAMMAR


Little RALPHY was sitting in class one day.
All of a sudden, he needed to go to th e toilet.
He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"

The teacher replied, 'Now, RALPHY, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation.
The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'
Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."

Little RALPHY, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but if
you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!"



LITTLE RALPHY ON GRAMMAR (Part 2)


One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who res ponded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.

"My mu mmy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."

She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher reluctantly called on little RALPHY.

"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just f...... beautiful!'"
&nb sp;

LITTLE RALPHY ON GETTING OLDER


Little RALPHY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."

Little RALPHY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
Little RALPHY answered, "No, he minded his own f....... business.

Have yall read the drama going on with concept.

yes.....kicking a dead horse over there...

Sure are... I can't believe they pulled the Concept section down.

This place is really starting to change:(

by u biy

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Good price.Needs a good cleaning

Holly crap this thing is wicked
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Scary Mary is back.

The marathon continues. Owner wants her in the water on saturday. :Whatever:

In that case, you better buy two micrometers....lol :evilb::evilb: