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jeff1000man 02-23-2008 01:58 PM

Buy U boy. Act now. Quantities are limited.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o21458-en.html

masher44 02-23-2008 02:58 PM

Whos going to the Travis Run?

tomtbone1993 02-23-2008 03:00 PM


Originally Posted by masher44 (Post 2457105)
Whos going to the Travis Run?


as of today, I am plannin on it:cool-smiley-011:

jeff1000man 02-23-2008 03:13 PM


Originally Posted by masher44 (Post 2457105)
Whos going to the Travis Run?

I think most of are actually.

It will be good stuff. :cool-smiley-027:

joew. 02-23-2008 03:25 PM

When is everyone going to Travis. Don't they have several runs? I would like to go. In someone elses boat that is:cool-smiley-011:

masher44 02-23-2008 03:30 PM

Well Here it is....2008 Texas Heat Wave Poker Run Sponsored by South Austin Marine and presented by Powerboatparty.com and the Lake Travis Powerboat Association, May 17th will be the Texas Heat Wave Run on Lake Travis.

Come join us as we help raise money for Childrens charity's

Friday Night will be a Pre-Registration Party allowing everyone to gather seeing New and Old Friends!!!!

The registration fees: Each entry Includes Two Poker hands, Two T-shirts, Two wrist bands for the Dinner/Prize drawings along with a Poker Run DVD of the event and Helicopter footage!!!

Registration on or before May 1st 2008 - $200.00

ANY REGISTRATION AFTER May 1st- $225.00.

Additional Poker Hands are $20.00, with a limit of Six additional hands per person of which 1/2 will go toward the Cash Payout and 1/2 toward the Charity of choice.

Additional Passengers are $50.00 Includes 1 Poker Hand, 1Goodie Bag, Dinner and Entry to after Party with Band.

Once again we will have Helicopter footage of the event!!!

Online Registration available NOW!

www.pokerruntour.com (Texas Heat Wave Poker Run)

masher44 02-23-2008 03:31 PM

I am registered.

jeff1000man 02-23-2008 03:33 PM

Who has a Walden boat ramp card? I want to put the boat in the water in a litle while.

:cool-smiley-011:

jeff1000man 02-23-2008 03:33 PM


Originally Posted by masher44 (Post 2457129)
Well Here it is....2008 Texas Heat Wave Poker Run Sponsored by South Austin Marine and presented by Powerboatparty.com and the Lake Travis Powerboat Association, May 17th will be the Texas Heat Wave Run on Lake Travis.

Come join us as we help raise money for Childrens charity's

Friday Night will be a Pre-Registration Party allowing everyone to gather seeing New and Old Friends!!!!

The registration fees: Each entry Includes Two Poker hands, Two T-shirts, Two wrist bands for the Dinner/Prize drawings along with a Poker Run DVD of the event and Helicopter footage!!!

Registration on or before May 1st 2008 - $200.00

ANY REGISTRATION AFTER May 1st- $225.00.

Additional Poker Hands are $20.00, with a limit of Six additional hands per person of which 1/2 will go toward the Cash Payout and 1/2 toward the Charity of choice.

Additional Passengers are $50.00 Includes 1 Poker Hand, 1Goodie Bag, Dinner and Entry to after Party with Band.

Once again we will have Helicopter footage of the event!!!

Online Registration available NOW!

www.pokerruntour.com (Texas Heat Wave Poker Run)

Is that the weekend after the Clear Lake Deal?

masher44 02-23-2008 03:38 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2457135)
Is that the weekend after the Clear Lake Deal?

two weeks after

jeff1000man 02-23-2008 03:58 PM


Originally Posted by masher44 (Post 2457140)
two weeks after

Can you pay your entry fee after the run and after you pull your cards and go to the party, or before hand. :cool-smiley-027:

jeff1000man 02-23-2008 04:24 PM

I am going to get the boat.

BUY U, are you coming, or are we going to get another lame excuse out of you tomorrow.

You need to take advantage while you can.

BY U BOY 02-23-2008 07:57 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2457185)
I am going to get the boat.

BUY U, are you coming, or are we going to get another lame excuse out of you tomorrow.

You need to take advantage while you can.

nope not going to make it tomorow:angry-smiley-038:we have to help Jenni's mom move out of her house so they can start the remodel. she has to be out by the end of the week so tomorrow is the only day i can help.:(

BY U BOY 02-23-2008 08:00 PM

anyone looking for a cheap cheap cheap cruiser?

Its a 35(i think) bayliner needs some cosmetic(good buffing)but the inside is in good shape.One engines needs to be replaced but he has a beand new long block that goes with it. He is looking for 7k boat is in clear lake

jeff1000man 02-23-2008 08:05 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2457333)
anyone looking for a cheap cheap cheap cruiser?

Its a 35(i think) bayliner needs some cosmetic(good buffing)but the inside is in good shape.One engines needs to be replaced but he has a beand new long block that goes with it. He is looking for 7k boat is in clear lake

Sounds like a good deal for you. I thought Jenni wanted a cruiser?

BY U BOY 02-23-2008 09:39 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2457340)
Sounds like a good deal for you. I thought Jenni wanted a cruiser?

She does but i don't.

jeff1000man 02-23-2008 10:21 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2457433)
She does but i don't.

Tow the Scarab behind it.

Ya'll can have his and hers boats. :cool-smiley-027:

boatman22 02-24-2008 05:33 AM


Originally Posted by masher44 (Post 2457129)
Well Here it is....2008 Texas Heat Wave Poker Run Sponsored by South Austin Marine and presented by Powerboatparty.com and the Lake Travis Powerboat Association, May 17th will be the Texas Heat Wave Run on Lake Travis.

Come join us as we help raise money for Childrens charity's

Friday Night will be a Pre-Registration Party allowing everyone to gather seeing New and Old Friends!!!!

The registration fees: Each entry Includes Two Poker hands, Two T-shirts, Two wrist bands for the Dinner/Prize drawings along with a Poker Run DVD of the event and Helicopter footage!!!

Registration on or before May 1st 2008 - $200.00

ANY REGISTRATION AFTER May 1st- $225.00.

Additional Poker Hands are $20.00, with a limit of Six additional hands per person of which 1/2 will go toward the Cash Payout and 1/2 toward the Charity of choice.

Additional Passengers are $50.00 Includes 1 Poker Hand, 1Goodie Bag, Dinner and Entry to after Party with Band.

Once again we will have Helicopter footage of the event!!!

Online Registration available NOW!

www.pokerruntour.com (Texas Heat Wave Poker Run)

UPDATE:

THIS RUN IS ON

In Fact!!!!!!!

Im going to do something I have Never done Before!!!!!!!

On Sunday after the Poker Runs we usuallly Hire the Helicopter to do a Private Shoot and Additional footage and Pictures. Generally Everyone that wants to attend splits this for cost!

This year for the Texas Heat Wave Poker Run I am going to @ My Own Expense for Our Registrants take care of this Private Shoot.

Be a part of the First Fifty (50) Registered Club. The first Fifty
paid entrants will be identified in the run with a distinctive marker indicating their commitment to the runs success.

First Fifty (50) will meet Sunday Mourning for special photo op and be presented in a seperate/Additional DVD for the group with Photos.

Register Now and Early as they are coming in. This is available to Only the First 50 Paid Registrations!!!!!!!!!!

We will also be Cutting off Registrations at 150 Boats!

Register online at.

www.pokerruntour.com

Darrell puts on a great run...this will be one of the best Runs you have every been too. We went to the LOTO run last year and it was off the hook:cool-smiley-026:

jeff1000man 02-24-2008 08:54 AM

Are u signing up for that Boatman?

I think I can get something together for that.

boatman22 02-24-2008 10:10 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2457670)
Are u signing up for that Boatman?

I think I can get something together for that.

Reg and money paid:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 02-24-2008 10:32 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2457750)
Reg and money paid:party-smiley-004:

You have to hide behind the couch because you didn't tell the wife?

Are you building engines yet?

jeff1000man 02-24-2008 10:33 AM

Who is boating today?

I am going out about 1:30 or 2pm. :cool-smiley-027:

Trojan-man 02-24-2008 10:36 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2457134)
Who has a Walden boat ramp card? I want to put the boat in the water in a litle while.

:cool-smiley-011:

just call them when you get to the ramp and tell them you are bigandy, and that you have so much crap in the back of your truck that you can't find your card....work every time.. :evilb::evilb::evilb:

Trojan-man 02-24-2008 10:37 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2457780)
Who is boating today?

I am going out about 1:30 or 2pm. :cool-smiley-027:

I am going to work on the banana for a few hours, you might see the stultz boys out around then

jeff1000man 02-24-2008 10:54 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2457787)
I am going to work on the banana for a few hours, you might see the stultz boys out around then

If the stultz boys can find their way to my house they can balance out the boat. :cool-smiley-011:

Trojan-man 02-24-2008 11:52 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2457812)
If the stultz boys can find their way to my house they can balance out the boat. :cool-smiley-011:

and there is also a little switch on top of your helm called "tabs" that will do the same thing :cool-smiley-027::D:p

jeff1000man 02-24-2008 01:54 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2457878)
and there is also a little switch on top of your helm called "tabs" that will do the same thing :cool-smiley-027::D:p

It's much faster without the tabs in the water. It has been proven all ready.

You just wait and see Mr. Know it all.

I am heading for the lake now. See ya'll later. If you decide to come out give me a call. I'll drop someone off and come get you.

boatman22 02-24-2008 02:27 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2457775)
You have to hide behind the couch because you didn't tell the wife?

Are you building engines yet?


It's her money...she paid.....you should be so lucky

jeff1000man 02-24-2008 07:15 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2458015)
It's her money...she paid.....you should be so lucky

You just need to give me the info. I know what tooooo dooooooooo.

Joew has now been baptised by the Magnum. It took a full lap around the lake for him to let go of the O'Chit handle. It took Bigandy less time, but he had a drink in his hand.

I have seen the very first bug splat on a sunglass lens. No camera though.

4 trips and counting on the same boat with the same motor AND DRIVE.

That is a club 105 record for a trailerable boat. I know this man.

bigandy 02-24-2008 08:13 PM

did you go for any low altitude flights across the lake off the back of a forty footers wake???

jeff1000man 02-24-2008 09:56 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2458414)
did you go for any low altitude flights across the lake off the back of a forty footers wake???

It was a realatively tame ride today. Not many big waves. We got it in the air a couple times, but not like your ride.

Trojan-man 02-24-2008 10:57 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2457979)
It's much faster without the tabs in the water. It has been proven all ready.

You just wait and see Mr. Know it all.

I am heading for the lake now. See ya'll later. If you decide to come out give me a call. I'll drop someone off and come get you.

sounds like good times. I should have gone with you, we got almost nothing done today, just ran into roadblock after roadblock :(:(:( It looked like there were about 40,000 boats on the lake today too

jeff1000man 02-25-2008 07:13 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2458655)
sounds like good times. I should have gone with you, we got almost nothing done today, just ran into roadblock after roadblock :(:(:( It looked like there were about 40,000 boats on the lake today too

Friggin bassboats and wakeboard boats. What good are they? We need more cruisers to get them off the lake.

boatman22 02-25-2008 08:25 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2458752)
Friggin bassboats and wakeboard boats. What good are they? We need more cruisers to get them off the lake.

Now..now now,,don't knock the Bass boats as they can tow you in when you run out of gas. And the wakeboard boats always have good looking:cool-smiley-026: women on them.....Remember Cari has a wakeboard boat

jeff1000man 02-25-2008 09:11 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2458831)
Now..now now,,don't knock the Bass boats as they can tow you in when you run out of gas. And the wakeboard boats always have good looking:cool-smiley-026: women on them.....Remember Cari has a wakeboard boat

Cari is getting rid of that thing and buying a real boat very soon she said.

And speaking of bassboats.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUQn7la9abE

Trojan-man 02-25-2008 09:22 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2458889)
Cari is getting rid of that thing and buying a real boat very soon she said.

And speaking of bassboats.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUQn7la9abE

I love that video.......especially the part where they had to wake up joe and tom's dad to get him off the engine hatch :evilb::evilb:

tomtbone1993 02-25-2008 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2458900)
I love that video.......especially the part where they had to wake up joe and tom's dad to get him off the engine hatch :evilb::evilb:

almost as funny as this......................:evilb::evilb::evilb:

BY U BOY 02-25-2008 10:37 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2458987)
almost as funny as this......................:evilb::evilb::evilb:

BIP ! BIP !:D

BY U BOY 02-25-2008 10:39 AM

Is anyone running the Blue tops in thier boat.

I was working on the boat yesterday and learned my batts are pretty much toast.

Trojan-man 02-25-2008 10:58 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2458987)
almost as funny as this......................:evilb::evilb:

the gay art performed by tbone is not even close to as funny as the video of the bassboat pulling in the non-operator...:evilb::evilb::evilb: nice try tboner


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