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wstultz 07-07-2008 11:44 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2614287)
You an keep them until you are through with them.:ernaehrung004: The only other boat that needs props that small is Crap Shoot. :evilb:

How many RPM's did you get out of them?

I never went further than 4200. My new carb is coming in tomorrow so I should be able to test it a little more this weekend. Thanks

Trojan-man 07-07-2008 11:45 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2614294)
Alesha said that there were a lot of complaints about the noise. :ernaehrung004:

screw em if they can't enjoy alittle horse power :cool-smiley-027:

jeff1000man 07-07-2008 11:53 AM

Chocolate Monk is in the house. :party-smiley-048:

Trojan-man 07-07-2008 12:00 PM

"I'm gonna shove these bleeds up that nose"....."These bleeds?"......."Yes, those bleeds"

wstultz 07-07-2008 12:02 PM

Couldn't find a pic of them in the priest outfits.

Trojan-man 07-07-2008 12:03 PM

"Dun dun DUNNNN!!" we need................"HIM"

wstultz 07-07-2008 12:05 PM

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This Him?

Trojan-man 07-07-2008 12:07 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2614349)
This Him?

LMFAO !! Yes that HIM......I could swear that is joew after a few whiskeys....lol

joew. 07-07-2008 02:49 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2614356)
LMFAO !! Yes that HIM......I could swear that is joew after a few whiskeys....lol

Scotch whiskey that is:D

joew. 07-07-2008 03:17 PM

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o24439-en.html

Relisted.

jeff1000man 07-07-2008 03:29 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2614654)

I wonder how much gas that thing holds?

eleventy hundred gallons

bigandy 07-07-2008 06:21 PM

Andy: what kind of dumb ass knot is that???

Jeffro: ITS A BOW KNOT, the strongest knot there is, its how you are supposed to tie an anchor.......

Anybody want to guess how this story ends?!?!?!?

bigandy 07-07-2008 06:28 PM

Give this a second it is FUNNY!

[YOUTUBE]http://youtube.com/watch?v=ijrpcgsFXHA&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

jeff1000man 07-07-2008 06:29 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2614919)
Andy: what kind of dumb ass knot is that???

Jeffro: ITS A BOW KNOT, the strongest knot there is, its how you are supposed to tie an anchor.......

Anybody want to guess how this story ends?!?!?!?

Considering your not came undone the week before, you don't have much room to talk.

I just didn't say anything about it.

I do need to find some anchors though. The supply that came with the boat is starting to run a little thin. :(

jeff1000man 07-07-2008 08:51 PM

FIRST AID List from this past weekend

Lefty tries to cut his thumb off

Bigandy bashes his toe on Deyo's Dock

Boudreux cuts his toe on a prop

Joew's liver woke up next to him crying

Waylan's ears hurt from Linda screaming at him

Tbones pride is hurt because Trent kept calling him buckets

Trent's heart is broken because he found out Bigandy was going tobe his son in law

Wadestulz's di(k hurts because of all the jerking from having a boat in the water

Spk1's pride is broken because he was out eaten by Trojan Man

Trojan Man's heart is broken because Spk1 called SPF100 to check in first

The rest of us are blind from looking at Chad and Kevin both wearing their shiny shoes and chrome pants and shirts

Boatman tried to break his leg from jumping on the worn out seat in the crap shoot.

I am just plain broke

I think that about sums it up. Feel free to add what I have forgotten.

Trojan-man 07-07-2008 08:56 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2614919)
Andy: what kind of dumb ass knot is that???

Jeffro: ITS A BOW KNOT, the strongest knot there is, its how you are supposed to tie an anchor.......

Anybody want to guess how this story ends?!?!?!?

lol !!! Countach was too much power for that anchor :party-smiley-004:

joew. 07-07-2008 09:03 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2615134)
FIRST AID List from this past weekend

Lefty tries to cut his thumb off

Bigandy bashes his toe on Deyo's Dock

Boudreux cuts his toe on a prop

Joew's liver woke up next to him crying

Waylan's ears hurt from Linda screaming at him

Tbones pride is hurt because Trent kept calling him buckets

Trent's heart is broken because he found out Bigandy was going tobe his son in law

Wadestulz's di(k hurts because of all the jerking from having a boat in the water

Spk1's pride is broken because he was out eaten by Trojan Man

Trojan Man's heart is broken because Spk1 called SPF100 to check in first

The rest of us are blind from looking at Chad and Kevin both wearing their shiny shoes and chrome pants and shirts

Boatman tried to break his leg from jumping on the worn out seat in the crap shoot.

I am just plain broke

I think that about sums it up. Feel free to add what I have forgotten.


My dogs ears hurt from plaining out on the cougar at 6000rpm:ernaehrung004:

Trojan-man 07-07-2008 09:07 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2615134)
FIRST AID List from this past weekend

Lefty tries to cut his thumb off

Bigandy bashes his toe on Deyo's Dock

Boudreux cuts his toe on a prop

Joew's liver woke up next to him crying

Waylan's ears hurt from Linda screaming at him

Tbones pride is hurt because Trent kept calling him buckets

Trent's heart is broken because he found out Bigandy was going tobe his son in law

Wadestulz's di(k hurts because of all the jerking from having a boat in the water

Spk1's pride is broken because he was out eaten by Trojan Man

Trojan Man's heart is broken because Spk1 called SPF100 to check in first

The rest of us are blind from looking at Chad and Kevin both wearing their shiny shoes and chrome pants and shirts

Boatman tried to break his leg from jumping on the worn out seat in the crap shoot.

I am just plain broke

I think that about sums it up. Feel free to add what I have forgotten.

jeffman's props are tacos from backing over some stairs trying to leave Deyo's place, lol....and then he blamed it on mud :hitfan:

Trojan-man 07-07-2008 09:09 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2615146)
My dogs ears hurt from plaining out on the cougar at 6000rpm:ernaehrung004:

from now on mushmouth's boat will only be referred to as "Countach", lol

and yes....he broke all the windows in the surrounding houses when he left deyo's place

jeff1000man 07-07-2008 09:41 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2615151)
jeffman's props are tacos from backing over some stairs trying to leave Deyo's place, lol....and then he blamed it on mud :hitfan:

I was all ready past the stairs when the boat stopped. Dipchit. :Whatever:

tomtbone1993 07-07-2008 10:03 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2615134)
FIRST AID List from this past weekend

Lefty tries to cut his thumb off

Bigandy bashes his toe on Deyo's Dock

Boudreux cuts his toe on a prop

Joew's liver woke up next to him crying

Waylan's ears hurt from Linda screaming at him

Tbones pride is hurt because Trent kept calling him buckets

Trent's heart is broken because he found out Bigandy was going tobe his son in law

Wadestulz's di(k hurts because of all the jerking from having a boat in the water

Spk1's pride is broken because he was out eaten by Trojan Man

Trojan Man's heart is broken because Spk1 called SPF100 to check in first

The rest of us are blind from looking at Chad and Kevin both wearing their shiny shoes and chrome pants and shirts

Boatman tried to break his leg from jumping on the worn out seat in the crap shoot.

I am just plain broke

I think that about sums it up. Feel free to add what I have forgotten.

I tore my props up putting it on the trailer last night:(:(

other than that....how did the back of Smooth look Saturday evening:ernaehrung004:

tomtbone1993 07-07-2008 10:17 PM

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFB6FfaNQ40[/YOUTUBE]







For Jeffro:ernaehrung004:

tomtbone1993 07-07-2008 10:22 PM

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi4ccVBsZEM[/YOUTUBE]




another good one:cool-smiley-027:

tomtbone1993 07-07-2008 10:28 PM

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85PcMJ9D8X0[/YOUTUBE]



why does the Docter remind me of BigAndy???:party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 07-07-2008 10:30 PM

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFW-PRNQFXk&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]


JoeW.:cool-smiley-027:

tomtbone1993 07-07-2008 10:34 PM

here you go Wado


[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHqpDSL4tsg&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

wstultz 07-07-2008 10:56 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2615255)

very nice!

jeff1000man 07-07-2008 11:44 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2615232)
I tore my props up putting it on the trailer last night:(:(

other than that....how did the back of Smooth look Saturday evening:ernaehrung004:

We only saw the side as we were turning off to dropp off Joew.

tomtbone1993 07-07-2008 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2615313)
We only saw the side as we were turning off to dropp off Joew.

:Whatever:

jeff1000man 07-08-2008 12:01 AM

This is funny. This is what I imagined as Spk1 in high school. How close am I?

http://www.shooshtime.com/videos/276...nstructor.html

Trojan-man 07-08-2008 02:02 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2615327)
This is funny. This is what I imagined as Spk1 in high school. How close am I?

http://www.shooshtime.com/videos/276...nstructor.html

That kid wasn't wearing a hatteras shirt.......I bet spick1 had hatteras sheets on his bed until he was in the 5th grade :eek:

bigandy 07-08-2008 02:51 AM

Jeff's was very funny but Wade's "the fast and the curious" is hilarious!!! Cant stop laughing....

joew. 07-08-2008 08:38 AM

If the mainship is one of the stops this weekend who wants to ride w/ me. We will be forced to drink a bunch....while waiting on everyone else:drink:

Trojan-man 07-08-2008 10:29 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2615577)
If the mainship is one of the stops this weekend who wants to ride w/ me. We will be forced to drink a bunch....while waiting on everyone else:drink:

I'll go wif ya.

Trojan-man 07-08-2008 10:30 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2615364)
Jeff's was very funny but Wade's "the fast and the curious" is hilarious!!! Cant stop laughing....

shut up and band-aid your toe. Hey andy, is the sutphen going to make the poker run ?????????? :eek::party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 07-08-2008 10:43 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2615577)
If the mainship is one of the stops this weekend who wants to ride w/ me. We will be forced to drink a bunch....while waiting on everyone else:drink:

I guess I am loosing my throttle man. :(

bigandy 07-08-2008 10:47 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2615734)
shut up and band-aid your toe. Hey andy, is the sutphen going to make the poker run ?????????? :eek::party-smiley-004:

I imagine Mini-me will be representing Sutphens!!! I am in charge of tieing the anchor line on SMOOOOOOTH!! And putting dawn in the water at all the stops!!

I thought you are the other stop??? Somebody needs to find the little rubber duckies they had at clear lake, cause golf wiffle balls dont seem to fly well :grinser010:

bigandy 07-08-2008 10:49 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2615755)
I guess I am loosing my throttle man. :(

Squatter and boooodro are probably stealing the poop shoot... maybe one of them can help you throttle and give you someone to talk to on the other headset!!!

wstultz 07-08-2008 11:57 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2615755)
I guess I am loosing my throttle man. :(

Maybe HIM will be there!

DAAA DAAA DAAANNN!

jeff1000man 07-08-2008 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2615856)
Maybe HIM will be there!

DAAA DAAA DAAANNN!

DAAA DAAA DAAAHHHHN

I think that HIMMM at the throttles


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