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jeff1000man 03-01-2008 12:25 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2467122)
what you witnessed, was a bunch of horny women, getting past the gate keepers " BigAndy & Baldwick" too get to Colter....:cool-smiley-011::cool-smiley-011:

Colter could have taken them all home if he wanted....:cool-smiley-011:

Appears nothing new happened. :Whatever:

joew. 03-01-2008 12:29 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2467144)
Appears nothing new happened. :Whatever:

Get off your azz and get on the lake. There is no way I would be on oso if I was off on a day like this. :angry-smiley-038:

jeff1000man 03-01-2008 12:30 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2467148)
Get off your azz and get on the lake. There is no way I would be on oso if I was off on a day like this. :angry-smiley-038:

I just woke up and was thinking the same thing, but no one else is around.

wstultz 03-01-2008 12:49 PM

You can all come help work on Chad's boat!

joew. 03-01-2008 12:53 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2467163)
You can all come help work on Chad's boat!

Is that boat even going to float with that nasty power in it???

jeff1000man 03-01-2008 01:02 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2467168)
Is that boat even going to float with that nasty power in it???

:evilb::party-smiley-004:

joew. 03-01-2008 01:46 PM

I love work:(

boatman22 03-01-2008 01:57 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2467201)
I love work:(

Just think of all the money you are making!!!!!While all of us that are off are spending money:cool-smiley-026:

wstultz 03-01-2008 02:10 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2467122)
what you witnessed, was a bunch of horny women, getting past the gate keepers " BigAndy & Baldwick" too get to Colter....:cool-smiley-011::cool-smiley-011:

Colter could have taken them all home if he wanted....:cool-smiley-011:

I will not be lumped in as a gate keeper, I was just chatting with my agent, not doing the andy dance :evilb::evilb:

this is chad by the way.

ps. lefty farted for 22 seconds straight at IHOP last night, had to be a world record for dirtyness

BY U BOY 03-01-2008 02:23 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2467216)
Just think of all the money you are making!!!!!While all of us that are off are spending money:cool-smiley-026:

Problem is At least im my case :( I'm not making any and have not all month:angry-smiley-038: Work sucks!

joew. 03-01-2008 02:25 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2467226)
I will not be lumped in as a gate keeper, I was just chatting with my agent, not doing the andy dance :evilb::evilb:

this is chad by the way.

ps. lefty farted for 22 seconds straight at IHOP last night, had to be a world record for dirtyness

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/454-W...QQcmdZViewItem

This is worth a call from one of you strokers:D

joew. 03-01-2008 02:46 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2467236)
Problem is At least im my case :( I'm not making any and have not all month:angry-smiley-038: Work sucks!

I feel your pain:(

joew. 03-01-2008 03:55 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Full-...QQcmdZViewItem

This could be cool on the back porch.

tomtbone1993 03-01-2008 04:45 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2467315)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Full-...QQcmdZViewItem

This could be cool on the back porch.

Just curious how do you find that???

jeff1000man 03-01-2008 05:01 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2467239)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/454-W...QQcmdZViewItem

This is worth a call from one of you strokers:D

We could repower Lefty's whole baot with that.

jeff1000man 03-01-2008 05:03 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2467315)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Full-...QQcmdZViewItem

This could be cool on the back porch.

Or boat dock.

tomtbone1993 03-01-2008 05:08 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2467406)
We could repower Lefty's whole baot with that.

this is true....it would be better if it was purple

jeff1000man 03-01-2008 05:09 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2467422)
this is true....it would be better if it was purple

The boat is purple. Is that good enough?

tomtbone1993 03-01-2008 05:18 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2467113)
What is the plans for tonight ladies.

ditto????:cool-smiley-027:

My work here is completed, just call me "Wolf"

jeff1000man 03-01-2008 05:22 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2467445)
ditto????:cool-smiley-027:

My work here is completed, just call me "Wolf"

Joew is taking me to go get my other truck from my dad's and then I am free. I am not getting to shnockered tonight so that I can take the boat out and put it up early. I have to drive to Big D tomorrow evening.

BUY U is planning on being here at 11am if anyone else can get out of the rack that early.

joew. 03-01-2008 05:23 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2467352)
Just curious how do you find that???

You sit in a office for nine hours without talking to a person and look at 200 pages of misc boat parts.:(

tomtbone1993 03-01-2008 05:24 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2467448)
Joew is taking me to go get my other truck from my dad's and then I am free. I am not getting to shnockered tonight so that I can take the boat out and put it up early. I have to drive to Big D tomorrow evening.

BUY U is planning on being here at 11am if anyone else can get out of the rack that early.

You love the Big D don't you???

BY U Boy will have some excuse why he can't make it....

jeff1000man 03-01-2008 05:31 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2467450)
You love the Big D don't you???

BY U Boy will have some excuse why he can't make it....

We will see. R U getting up in the mrning, or are you going to make some excuse why you can't come out either?

jeff1000man 03-01-2008 05:32 PM

Joew, remind me to get the oil changing pump from the mainship. Lefty still has my key, or I would go get it.

jeff1000man 03-01-2008 05:37 PM

How about Giovannies tonight? Or Fajita Jacks?

BY U BOY 03-01-2008 09:32 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2467459)
We will see. R U getting up in the mrning, or are you going to make some excuse why you can't come out either?

I'll be there all i have to do in the morning is put the 2 new batts i just bought and i'll be on my way.

jeff1000man 03-02-2008 12:59 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2467657)
I'll be there all i have to do in the morning is put the 2 new batts i just bought and i'll be on my way.

That comment was focused more towards Tbone actually.

See you tomorrow.

Trojan-man 03-02-2008 01:19 PM

anyone have an extra hour meter laying around that I can put in the engine compartment of the banana ??

joew. 03-02-2008 02:28 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2468211)
anyone have an extra hour meter laying around that I can put in the engine compartment of the banana ??

You will blow the motor way before you will need an oil change:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 03-02-2008 03:23 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2468211)
anyone have an extra hour meter laying around that I can put in the engine compartment of the banana ??

Dipchit!. What the hell you ned anhour meter for on a 30 year old boat with a rebuilt/ used engine with a blower.

Quit whining about details and get it finished.

BUY U and I just got done putting ours on the trailer. Mine doesn't have hardly any guages, and his doesn't idle. Do you see us whining about an hour meter?

jeff1000man 03-02-2008 03:26 PM

Now that I am done with Trojan man, I must say that it is VERY VERY rough out there today for Conroe. Really cool. Flew the boat a few times. BUY U couldn't keep his in the water. It was like the little thing was bouncing on a trampoline. :D

Good times. Tbone rode in the boat and the curse did not affect the engine and we did not run out of gas. :evilb:

Rain drops hurt, single engines are cool, big waves are fun, :cool-smiley-011:and Chad worries about the wrong things.

Hope you guys are having a good day at the sales office. :cool-smiley-027:

joew. 03-02-2008 03:54 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2468297)
Now that I am done with Trojan man, I must say that it is VERY VERY rough out there today for Conroe. Really cool. Flew the boat a few times. BUY U couldn't keep his in the water. It was like the little thing was bouncing on a trampoline. :D

Good times. Tbone rode in the boat and the curse did not affect the engine and we did not run out of gas. :evilb:

Rain drops hurt, single engines are cool, big waves are fun, :cool-smiley-011:and Chad worries about the wrong things.

Hope you guys are having a good day at the sales office. :cool-smiley-027:


Dick. Have fun going to Dallas:evilb:

jeff1000man 03-02-2008 04:10 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2468316)
Dick. Have fun going to Dallas:evilb:

The fun times have ended. :(

BY U BOY 03-02-2008 06:59 PM

yep i think i got more air today on a few of those rouge waves than i did jumping the Islanders wake. It was rough as fu(k out there.But it was fuuunnnnn:D Rain drops at 50mph are no fun:angry-smiley-038:

Chad all you need is a stop watch fro the 30 seconds that boat will run:evilb:

oh and my boat idles fine now:DIt just lean pops for some unforgod saken reason:angry-smiley-038:

bigandy 03-02-2008 08:47 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2468497)

Chad all you need is a stop watch fro the 30 seconds that boat will run:evilb:

Hilarious!!!

and it only took you two years to say something funny...

PM me your email address i need to send you a list of appliances.

jeff1000man 03-02-2008 09:43 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2468641)
Hilarious!!!

and it only took you two years to say something funny...

PM me your email address i need to send you a list of appliances.

You have made Jabba laugh and feel happy. He will now do business with you.

bigandy 03-02-2008 09:59 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2468734)
You have made Jabba laugh and feel happy. He will now do business with you.

you two must have gave each other some........ you are both in good moods tonight.

Trojan-man 03-02-2008 10:10 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2468293)
Dipchit!. What the hell you ned anhour meter for on a 30 year old boat with a rebuilt/ used engine with a blower.

Quit whining about details and get it finished.

BUY U and I just got done putting ours on the trailer. Mine doesn't have hardly any guages, and his doesn't idle. Do you see us whining about an hour meter?

I want an hour meter because I PHUCKIN WANT ONE !!!!! NOW IF YOU DON'T HAVE ONE, THEN PHUCK OFF ALREADY !! I do chit right, not half a$$, and my boat is not held together with duct (duck) tape, thats why.

Mush mouth, I will teach you how to drive your boat if you find me one, then you don't have to "whine" about your boat doing a back flip every time you hit a 2' wake :evilb::evilb:

Trojan-man 03-02-2008 10:11 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2468641)
Hilarious!!!

and it only took you two years to say something funny...

PM me your email address i need to send you a list of appliances.

and it will only take you 2 years to get your appliances too :party-smiley-004::evilb:

Trojan-man 03-02-2008 10:13 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2468497)
yep i think i got more air today on a few of those rouge waves than i did jumping the Islanders wake. It was rough as fu(k out there.But it was fuuunnnnn:D Rain drops at 50mph are no fun

Chad all you need is a stop watch fro the 30 seconds that boat will run

oh and my boat idles fine now:DIt just lean pops for some unforgod saken reason:angry-smiley-038:

WeeMann, bringing your boat up once a year does not give you chit talking rights, after 4 appearances you may begin slight ball busting :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:


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