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wstultz 08-04-2011 09:08 AM

It's a girl!

joew. 08-04-2011 11:26 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3469800)
It's a girl!

Awesome!

tomtbone1993 08-04-2011 11:27 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3469800)
It's a girl!

Congrats buddy....anybody can make a boy...it takes a real man to make a girl:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 08-04-2011 01:33 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3469918)
Congrats buddy....anybody can make a boy...it takes a real man to make a girl:coolcowboy:

I always heard it was the other way around. :lolhit:

jeff1000man 08-04-2011 01:34 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3469800)
It's a girl!

Congrats on a healthy kiddo :coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 08-04-2011 01:34 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3469756)
Looks like we will soon be limited to the tiki hut! That's not all bad:coolcowboy:

There are worse ways to spend an afternoon

BY U BOY 08-04-2011 10:34 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3469800)
It's a girl!

Congrats!

On Time 08-05-2011 12:12 AM

:cool-smiley-026:

Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3469800)
It's a girl!

UH-HMM. I believe I told you that... :cool:

joew. 08-08-2011 12:43 PM

Happy B day wstultz!!!!

SPK1, see below.
http://www.yourhoustonnews.com/couri...aaffbe9ff.html

jeff1000man 08-08-2011 01:29 PM

My new favorite, second to my own of course. :coolcowboy:

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o41160-en.html

spk1 08-08-2011 06:36 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3472724)
Happy B day wstultz!!!!

SPK1, see below.
http://www.yourhoustonnews.com/couri...aaffbe9ff.html

Yea , I know, LOL panorama pd qucik on the draw! He probably was doing 35mph in a 30, so they shot his tires out. :evilb:

spk1 08-08-2011 07:25 PM

http://montgomerycountypolicereporter.com/?p=30821

Hmm, panorama is going downhill fast!

jeff1000man 08-08-2011 09:27 PM

spk1 and Joew

http://billfishreport.fishmonster.co...he-booby-trap/

Trojan-man 08-09-2011 09:27 PM

Is there such thing as a bonitareport? Are Bonita fish big? Lol

On Time 08-10-2011 08:01 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3474603)
Is there such thing as a bonitareport? Are Bonita fish big? Lol

I caught one once. It was big and it wiggled a lot. My Dad said to throw it back.

bigandy 08-13-2011 02:05 PM

So did Colter get eatin by a bear or what?????? I will be home from Alaska tuesday. It has been an awesome two weeks. This place is amazing....

wstultz 08-15-2011 11:58 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3477797)
So did Colter get eatin by a bear or what?????? I will be home from Alaska tuesday. It has been an awesome two weeks. This place is amazing....

Nah, Colter ate the bear.

spk1 08-15-2011 10:52 PM

http://www.bradfordmarineyachtsales....-the-cure.html

HolYYYyyyyy SchamolYYYyyy!! :evilb:

jeff1000man 08-16-2011 08:46 PM

Jeff Wheat is getting better and better at catching the wandering eyeballs. There are more pictures of dudes staring at tits, than there are of boats.

By the way, well done on the big air shot Wstultz.

That banana is definately airborne. :coolcowboy:

wstultz 08-16-2011 10:44 PM

Drive it like you stole it.:evilb:It was a blast to drive. I need a nice little throw down single to play with.

On Time 08-17-2011 06:20 AM

196 - and falling. Anybody hear if there will be a limit or until we see the fish all flopping around...

BY U BOY 08-17-2011 10:27 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3480741)
Drive it like you stole it.:evilb:It was a blast to drive. I need a nice little throw down single to play with.

Buy mine. I am selling just have not had time to get cleaned up and take pics of. I want to buy a jeep.

jeff1000man 08-17-2011 10:55 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3481125)
Buy mine. I am selling just have not had time to get cleaned up and take pics of. I want to buy a jeep.

One dollar Mortimer. :coolcowboy:

bigandy 08-17-2011 11:21 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3480012)
http://www.bradfordmarineyachtsales....-the-cure.html

HolYYYyyyyy SchamolYYYyyy!! :evilb:

tha boat should be named Bad Mudda Fuqer!!!

On Time 08-17-2011 12:50 PM

http://www.yourhoustonnews.com/couri...beed73a5d.html

Go get your guns

On Time 08-17-2011 12:57 PM

BYE BYE BOATING

http://www.yourhoustonnews.com/couri...a7c04091a.html

bigandy 08-17-2011 07:11 PM

varaday... calm down. non of us have ever been to tall timbers or any other hud apartments so quanell can move there for all i care and the lake!!! it has never been nicer, smooth as silk every day.. they need to stop reporting shiat and scareing everybody cause i think the lake is awesome with no bulkheads... oh that and i am looking at buying a barge and doing some dredging work :)

BY U BOY 08-17-2011 09:00 PM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3481311)

That's why I am buying a jeep. I figure I can at least mud ride in the lake like I use to do in the spillway in New Orleans :evilb:

bigandy 08-17-2011 09:50 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3481837)
That's why I am buying a jeep. I figure I can at least mud ride in the lake like I use to do in the spillway in New Orleans :evilb:

how about a yellow 73 full convertable blazer, only 880 ever built i own three of them... lifted and got 35" goodyears on it but it could go taller easily...

jeff1000man 08-18-2011 09:56 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3481696)
varaday... calm down. non of us have ever been to tall timbers or any other hud apartments so quanell can move there for all i care and the lake!!! it has never been nicer, smooth as silk every day.. they need to stop reporting shiat and scareing everybody cause i think the lake is awesome with no bulkheads... oh that and i am looking at buying a barge and doing some dredging work :)

I still got 3 feet under my lift, and the neighbors boat is getting in and out nicely. Oh, and now I have twice as much waterfront property.:coolcowboy:

bigandy 08-18-2011 11:11 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3482240)
I still got 3 feet under my lift, and the neighbors boat is getting in and out nicely. Oh, and now I have twice as much waterfront property.:coolcowboy:

i only have 1 waterfront property out of 5 that doesnt have water infront of it, when the lake hits bottom it will get dredged and be plenty deep in front.....

On Time 08-18-2011 12:42 PM

down a foot today... :(

bigandy 08-18-2011 04:12 PM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3482416)
down a foot today... :(

http://www.sjra.net/

the level has changed a half an inch since the release... penis math were a half inch equals a foot doesnt count in this situation..... :lolhit:

tomtbone1993 08-18-2011 06:55 PM

The water level on Lake Conroe could wind up 11 feet below normal by January if weather patterns remain unchanged. It’s news that left a sense of urgency among those who attended an ad hoc meeting on water Wednesday.

Some two-dozen water experts and elected officials invited by Montgomery County Judge Alan B. Sadler spent more than two hours discussing the future of water conditions in the county.

Jace Houston, deputy general manager for the San Jacinto River Authority, said climatologists at Texas A&M University have forecast a “50-50 chance” that the state’s one-year record drought continues through the rest of the year.

Should that happen, the lake level could drop to 190 feet mean sea level. Normally Lake Conroe is at 201 msl, but the lack of rain has lowered the water’s height to 196.9 msl as of Wednesday.

Compounding the problem is the draw-down of water from the lake that began noon Tuesday. The city of Houston ordered the SJRA to release 150 million gallons per day into the West Fork of the San Jacinto River. The water ends up in Lake Houston.

Houston city officials said they need the water from Lake Conroe to keep their wastewater treatment plant at Lake Houston operational. Houston owns two-thirds of the 100,000 acre-feet of water in Lake Conroe, while the SJRA owns the remaining 33,000 acre-feet.

Once this release is finished, the city of Houston can receive another 67,000 acre-feet of water starting Jan. 1, 2012, Jace Houston said.

Each release will lower the lake level approximately 4 feet, but that doesn’t include the 2 to 4 inches of evaporation each year.

“The reservoirs in Texas are designed to provide water for seven years in a drought of record,” Jace Houston said.

The Catahoula Aquifer, creation of a second water supply in the county and the purchase of water from the Trinity River Authority were topics of discussion.

Sadler called for a series of Catahoula wells, citing their “viability.”

While Conroe Mayor Webb Melder voiced his support for the Catahoula wells, he said they remain complete unknowns. He urged Lone Star Groundwater Conservation District General Manager Kathy Jones to measure the results of every well.

Mark Evans, chairman of the Region H Water Planning Board, stressed water supply over conservation for Montgomery County.

“I don’t see it working here with the population growth,” he said.

Mike Bleier, president of the Lake Conroe Association, is holding out hope for another reservoir in far West County.

“That’s the long-term solution,” he said.

bigandy 08-18-2011 08:14 PM

http://www.noisebot.com/im_a_stay_at...=elist20110817


colter, i found you a t shirt :)

BY U BOY 08-19-2011 01:29 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3481887)
how about a yellow 73 full convertable blazer, only 880 ever built i own three of them... lifted and got 35" goodyears on it but it could go taller easily...

Thanks but Its either a jeep or a old bronco.

bigandy 08-19-2011 01:40 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3483443)
Thanks but Its either a jeep or a old bronco.

good thinking cause its tough to get small block chevy parts and the drivetrain components for a truck they only made for 30 F'n years :lolhit: guess thats why tbone is in managment and you are a stock holder in shipleys :evilb: make me a cookie before the branch in that tree breaks....

Dr Ralphy 08-19-2011 02:15 PM

The title of this thread is very appropriate for this post.

Your fuel tax money was sent to USFish and game for the Clean Vessel Act, It was then granted to a sailboat club $43,500.00 to construct a marina with the stipulation that it be open to ALL boats. Since it's completion in 2004 the sailboat club has never allowed power boats to use the facility. Help me right this wrong, they will not let me access the restrooms or parking lot because the sailboat club (ACSA) does not like the look or sound of my Scarab. Please sign the petition below.

http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/...m-creek-s.html

bigandy 08-19-2011 02:46 PM


Originally Posted by Dr Ralphy (Post 3483475)
The title of this thread is very appropriate for this post.

Your fuel tax money was sent to USFish and game for the Clean Vessel Act, It was then granted to a sailboat club $43,500.00 to construct a marina with the stipulation that it be open to ALL boats. Since it's completion in 2004 the sailboat club has never allowed power boats to use the facility. Help me right this wrong, they will not let me access the restrooms or parking lot because the sailboat club (ACSA) does not like the look or sound of my Scarab. Please sign the petition below.

http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/...m-creek-s.html



46 signatures.. im impressed, perhaps taking a dump on there boat ramp would get the point across?? :coolcowboy:

spk1 08-19-2011 03:12 PM


Originally Posted by Dr Ralphy (Post 3483475)
The title of this thread is very appropriate for this post.

Your fuel tax money was sent to USFish and game for the Clean Vessel Act, It was then granted to a sailboat club $43,500.00 to construct a marina with the stipulation that it be open to ALL boats. Since it's completion in 2004 the sailboat club has never allowed power boats to use the facility. Help me right this wrong, they will not let me access the restrooms or parking lot because the sailboat club (ACSA) does not like the look or sound of my Scarab. Please sign the petition below.

http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/...m-creek-s.html

For 10 first class tickets 20 cases of bud light, and a weekend sailboat rental, we could probably get that marina opened up to the general public by monday morning. Keep our offer in mind, petitions only work for sail boaters, :evilb:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGD-tUsySPs


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