and they will prolly break two weeks after that:D

There was no backflipping being done today. If anything, it will be ME showing you how to drive YOUR boat, considering you have had SO much seat time in the past DECADE.

THat little biatch bannanna boat won't even be able to stick it's head out when the shocker makes it's appearance. :party-smiley-004:

Nah, I will be fine, Gregory Performance has not done any wrenching on it :evilb::evilb:

I am sure it will happen eventually. It will be almost inevitable. You will blow yours up just trying to keep up with the little Magnum that could.

Haven't we already had this conversation about how I have 100s of hours driving powerboats since the early 90s and the only boat you have ever owned with over a 75HP outboard was Scary Mary in which you saw about 5 hours of seat time ???

Thinking you know how to drive a boat because you think you know how to build an engine are 2 different things, lol :evilb: Now go take some geritol, put on some japanese animated porn and go to bed so you can attempt to bust my balls tomorrow :D

Sitting in your daddy's lap and holding the steering wheel does not count as seat time. That is like Spk1 telling us about having a boat that his dad owns.

Sure those statements might be verbally acurate, but we can read between the lines and see through the B.S.

Good thing this is called the BS thread.

You get your little boat in the water and we will see if your 1 million hours of driving while sitting in your daddy's lap will be sufficient enough. You better call him and get him to remind you how to do it.

Besides, Youare balder than I am and that has to be good for at lest 15mph. :evilb: you might have enough power to outrun me.

nice to see the spirit of the BS thread in full force, allthough laced with a strong overtone of homodom....

your daddy's lap...

Blow You Boy...

Jap animated porn...

But funny none the less.

I've got a new one......"If you think you know how to do something, you're automatically an expert."

:evilb::evilb::evilb::evilb:

yee haw

bring it back to life:D

Nice party Friday. TOPPS Clear Lake has their 2nd meeting this Fri 7:00PM at Lance's Turtle Club on NASA 1. We'll talk about the Outlaw Challenge and there are plenty of spots open for patrol boats if any of youse guys would like to participate.

SO is LC topps crashing the clear lake meeting????????

You will say anything to have the last word and attempt to be funny.

For the record, you are more bald than me and you have man boobs :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027::D:D

I like that one but I think it is already taken :evilb::evilb::evilb:

Yes it is, thank you for recognizing the situation.:D

OK I will give in.

Since the Stultz boys father owned several power boats when they were in their formative years, they are the greatest powerboaters of all time, and no matter what any of us do, we will all be totally inadequate while standing in their shadows.

Heil Stultz!!

I'm glad we're finally getting the recognition we deserve.:evilb:

good stuff.............


FYI to "Tech Support" It is not "Blow U Boy" It is "WEE Man"


Side note thanks Jeffro and Wee Man for the rides yesterday. It was fun riding in the chop....

Come to the Clear Lake TOPPS meeting Fri night if you can and see how the "real" (saltwater) performance boaters do it...

agree, plus he didn't bring up any cookies

How old does a person need to be, before they quit riding their Dad's coat tails?

suck it!

How cool do you have to be before you can turn around backwards and dock your boat?:violent040::party-smiley-048:

Pisces (2/19-3/20)Today, when you know you're right, you're right. Intellectual impulses are good.

How cool do you have to be to let a bass boat tow you in ?? :evilb::evilb:

who was that directed too? :cool-smiley-011:

Do they have a 1 hour segment on the best rust inhibitors to use ??? :D:D:p

pretty phuckin cool:angry-smiley-038:

Speaking of Bass Boats......I love the new TOPPS Exect shirts........nice to see that not a single sole wanted to be seen wearing their new TOPPS gear outside of Hydens. I guess that was not one of TECH SUPPORTS calls.....:):)

Thank you tbone, Tech Support will make all necessary changes and send out a bulletin regarding all future postings under that name. :D

that, along with how many CC's is to much for your wife:cool-smiley-011::cool-smiley-011:

No it was not, I was only 1 out of 5 that voted for the golf shirt, and I got BIPPed :(:(

Anytime.:D

:evilb::evilb::evilb: uuuuhhhh I didn't know there was a too much limit.......

Center consoles?????

:D

Who made the final decision??? No one wanted to claim voting for them. When will the Academy patches be in??:evilb:

Nice....:cool-smiley-027:

leave my mother-n-law out of this:cool-smiley-011::evilb::cool-smiley-011:

yep.......( . ) ( . ):cool-smiley-011:

Of Course! Actually, there is usually some pretty good scenery. We have some new younger members.

there was no final decision, I am the only one that voted for the golf shirt, and I got bipped...everyone else wanted the button-down duster :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-026:

get out now.........:cool-smiley-011::hitfan:

Our skeeter turtle neck under shirts were on backorder