What are you, Jeff, and Andy having a competition on who can by the most crap??

:evilb::evilb::evilb::evilb:

Buy a ticket, guess my weight and win some crap. Step right up folks and see the amazing weight guesser guy.

I love some Steve Martin.

Saw this on another thread. Thought it neded to get to ours

I had to do it, to show our sellers how dedicated we are to closing a deal.....we will even buy your junk to get the deal closed :cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-026:

A lil to much spare time on your hands Jeff ?????? give this boy another Miller lite :D:cool-smiley-011:

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o21759-en.html

This looks like a good deal

HOUSTON -- Dented-up sedans, rental cars and even a stretch limousine are being lined up to patrol Houston freeways as part of a crackdown on aggressive and dangerous drivers, Local 2 Investigates reported Thursday.

"The message is that we can be anywhere, at any place, at any time and in any kind of vehicle," Assistant Houston Police Chief Vicki King said. "So you never know when you're driving next to a police officer."

Local 2 Investigates found HPD outfitting all sorts of cars and pickup trucks with radar and dashboard video cameras. Uniformed police officers are blending in with other traffic. When they spot cars quickly switching lanes or speeding past other traffic, the officers in undercover vehicles are calling marked patrol cars that are stationed ahead so those marked vehicles can pull over the violators.

"The marked units are our interceptors," said King. "We're also going to be going to our major thoroughfares: Richmond, Westheimer, Airline, Airport," she said.

King said HPD was not ready to announce the crackdown, so officers were unaware that Local 2 Investigates had hidden cameras following their patrols.

With Local 2 Investigates following behind them, one officer called out on his radio, "Got one coming about 100 (mph) at you."

Later, a sport utility vehicle passed an old car carrying two uniformed officers. Officers locked in on their radar, announcing to marked patrol cars ahead, "We got him for 75 (mph) on the service road and then failure to signal as he came on the onramp right behind you."

Cameras were rolling as a marked patrol car then entered the freeway from the shoulder and activated its flashing lights to stop the SUV driver to issue a ticket.

"I think that's a good idea," driver Jeremia Kennard said.

When Pepsi truck driver Fredis Aguilar found out about the new hidden police cars, he figured it would mean fewer speeding cars cutting in front of his rig.

"It's a good idea," he said. "I think it's for the safety of everybody."

Officers assigned to the detail said a city-owned stretch limousine is also being outfitted for these new patrols, which is likely to catch many drivers by surprise. By the time speeders see a patrol car and slam on the brakes, they will already be captured on video and radar in the limousine.

"We can use any kind of vehicle that's on the roadway," said King. "Pickup trucks, seized vehicles that we have, we can rent cars. We may even borrow a UPS truck at some point," she said while motioning to a passing UPS truck.

The crackdown has caught 442 drivers so far, but King said, "This is not revenue. This is fatality prevention."

She would not disclose how many officers or how many vehicles are being dedicated to the effort.

"These are the most dangerous drivers," she said. "We're not looking for the average person who's traveling with the flow of traffic, who might be going five or six or even 10 miles an hour over the speed limit. We're looking for the dangerous drivers. Those are the only people we really want to get and we want to send them a strong message that if you're going to engage in dangerous driving behavior on our freeways, we're going to get you," she said.

Drivers who love to speed are against the new patrols.

"It's entrapment, I think," said Beth Wolf, a west Houston driver. "I always get speeding tickets, so maybe that's why I have a chip on my shoulder."

Memorial High School senior Luis Ibarra said, "I don't think that's fair. I think they should be in marked vehicles so you know."

The undercover traffic cars are part of a $750,000 fatality prevention program that will last through June. If it's successful, King said she will ask for more money to expand the program.

"We would much rather that we go out there and find no aggressive drivers in a night," she said. "That means our program is a success."

If you have a news tip or question for KPRC Local 2 Investigates, drop them an e-mail or call their tipline at (713) 223-TIPS (8477).

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After party at toms house saturdaynight,, around 3am,, we will have plenty of jonnie walker, and a make shift UFC ring set up just out side Toms neighbors house. :angry-smiley-038:

Naaaa,, We've been making plenty of extra cash with no overhead by renting the Housethhff Boat,, after andy passes out. :evilb:

Whereeee'd Whooooooo Goooo??

i am glad i dont drive a mustang anymore! i was the worlds worst about driving crazy, passing people on the shoulder and i invented the cross the double line and pass traffic on the on ramp. Not to mention the ole, "fake lane change", to make the school busses make drastic maneuvers and flip over to distract the cops.... that was a close one thanks for the post Tboner!!

Who left the "Gimps" box open and let him get on the computer again???????????

Wow, I thought joe playing halo was bad,, what ever one of your playstation games your got that picture from just plain scares me,,, now its comming clear why your rushing home right after work,, and not drinking with us anymore. :evilb:

or it could be because dont nobody call nobody no more.

According to google images that came from a new addition of Sims world

If anyone is looking for a good deal on a 4 wheeler, send a message to this guy. It is waterboy on OSO.

http://tulsa.craigslist.org/mcy/589305232.html

i will trade him cash and a couple of blowers for a carb merc Big Blocks...

" even worse, buy a guy with a gold chain and a black satin jogging suit... "

description of Tboner from a thread in 2005, good to see things dont change. Maybe we should think about "Boca" for a new nickname. happy birfday homo!

Happy birthday T. Andy said to let you know that beers are on him tonight:cool-smiley-027:

very cool:cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-011:

Happy barfday bro:D

Happy birthday homo:party-smiley-020:

Happy Birfday Old Balls :party-smiley-020::party-smiley-020::party-smiley-020:

Happy Birthday. Glad to see that Andy is picking up the check tonight at OB. I am thirsty. :cool-smiley-011::D

Mainly on my chin and the top part of my big belly but some willl probably dribble down to my balls and that is what i will share with you homers....

Happy B-Day T-Boner! Hope you have a good one! :drink:

Is anyone enjoying this sunshine today????

Killer deal IMO. Good power and 6's. Clean boat.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o21788-en.html

Changing tbone to Tommy the Chair, Son of Tony the Brick, and cousin to Vinny the Pick. They work under the Misouri Syndecate.

That is a good deal.

That trailer would catch 9 kinds of hell at INLAND! :hitfan:

When are we going to be graced with the presence of the Crap Shoot again? I thought it was running and full of gas?

Weather is supposed to be nice towards the end of this week.

straight hull, no steps nice trailer......I like it:cool-smiley-011:

I need to spend a few hours over at club 105 this week. I'm off on Friday. Maybe she'll have her first '08 run then! :cool-smiley-027:

You running yours this week?

Most likelyrunningit tomorrow. There is supposed to be a few boats out tomorrow.

:boat::party-smiley-020:

Let's go Outback tonight......Just thinking of their song:cool-smiley-026:

Are you coming to Tbones party?

Hell yes....I heard BigAndy is buying drinks and dinner:D

See you at 8ish. Did you get my message earlier? You are getting as bad as spk1 and Trojan man about not answering the phone. I didn't beleive it at first, but I think it might be true. :(

Nope...I have not had the phone with me all day...been working in yard putting up rope lighta and running new electric to differant places..I don't even know where my phone is....:cool-smiley-027: See everyone around 8