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jeff1000man 03-18-2008 08:36 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2488749)
Or you can save your $165 and stay in a sleeping bag on a couch, or if your one of the lucky well endowed females, in a bed, over in Tiki Island. Creed and I timed it to be about 25 mins to turtle club by boat. :evilb:

I'll take a sleeping bag on the kitchen counter, or a well endowed female. either way, no matter.

wstultz 03-18-2008 09:08 AM

I'll sleep in the boat.

wstultz 03-18-2008 09:11 AM

The old Ford is being sold this week. A guy from Austin is coming down to pick it up. The barn cleansing process has begun! If you have $hit in it, come get it this week. I need to make room for the monster that is coming next week!?!?!?:p

BY U BOY 03-18-2008 09:21 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2488749)
Or you can save your $165 and stay in a sleeping bag on a couch, or if your one of the lucky well endowed females, in a bed, over in Tiki Island. Creed and I timed it to be about 25 mins to turtle club by boat. :evilb:

damn im in on this deal minus the lady of course:D
25min can't be right it takes 20 mins to get thru the no wake zone.

boatman22 03-18-2008 09:27 AM

Is it a no wake for non home owners only:cool-smiley-027:...spk1

jeff1000man 03-18-2008 09:33 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2488992)
I need to make room for the monster that is coming next week!?!?!?:p

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH :cool-smiley-011:

On Time 03-18-2008 09:39 AM

:cool-smiley-026:

Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2489029)
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH :cool-smiley-011:


spk1 03-18-2008 09:42 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2488794)
spk1,I need to reserve a slip for the "The Wet Spot"

You have been reserved. :evilb:

So Far Ive got You Creed and louie in the water.

spk1 03-18-2008 09:47 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2489006)
damn im in on this deal minus the lady of course:D
25min can't be right it takes 20 mins to get thru the no wake zone.

We are right on the ship channel, but ur right and 25mins from there to clearlake / kemah boardwalk,, the turtle club was a strech, idling thru sail boats takes alittle time. :evilb:

Rcolter 03-18-2008 10:14 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2489044)
You have been reserved. :evilb:

So Far Ive got You Creed and louie in the water.

SPK1 reserve me a spot. Oh and I know a really good lawyer if you need one. Only qualified for 15 pills a day and under.:stupid:

joew. 03-18-2008 10:17 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2489057)
We are right on the ship channel, but ur right and 25mins from there to clearlake / kemah boardwalk,, the turtle club was a strech, idling thru sail boats takes alittle time. :evilb:

Count me in on riding in someones boat and making sure spk1 never invites us back...:D

I got dibs on top bunk!

txlefty 03-18-2008 11:08 AM

Mornin' fools....

Is anyone still making the Lake Travis poker run in mid-May? I need to get my schedule lined out for the next few months....

Trojan-man 03-18-2008 11:27 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2489119)
Count me in on riding in someones boat and making sure spk1 never invites us back...:D

I got dibs on top bunk!

you can't have top bunk private pile !!! :party-smiley-004:

joew. 03-18-2008 11:29 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2489213)
you can't have top bunk private pile !!! :party-smiley-004:

I am going to leave a private pile on your chest after you pass out:hitfan:

txlefty 03-18-2008 11:57 AM

CONGRATS to Louie and Chris! They just found out they're having a girl! :party-smiley-020:

Trojan-man 03-18-2008 12:15 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2489259)
CONGRATS to Louie and Chris! They just found out they're having a girl! :party-smiley-020:

thats great news !!! Congrats !! :cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-026:

spk1 03-18-2008 01:02 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2489114)
SPK1 reserve me a spot. Oh and I know a really good lawyer if you need one. Only qualified for 15 pills a day and under.:stupid:

Yea, from what I have seen,, If you drink a whole lot,, and she is dead sober you can qualify as a lawyer,,, only think keeping him from Dr. status was the fact that she was sober. :cool-smiley-027:

spk1 03-18-2008 01:06 PM

Ok totals are in and reserved spots R full with colter, I dont have a marina behind the house, lol there is more room, and you guys feel free to show up and see what we can fit past that for an overnight stay, If guys want to raft up, I think we could get a few more in there.

joew. 03-18-2008 01:06 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Mercr...QQcmdZViewItem

Here you go for one of you single guys that wants fuel injection.

spk1 03-18-2008 02:15 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2489352)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Mercr...QQcmdZViewItem

Here you go for one of you single guys that wants fuel injection.

I was thinking it was a picture of one of kims single friends. :evilb:

joew. 03-18-2008 02:27 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2489461)
I was thinking it was a picture of one of kims single friends. :evilb:

She doesn't have any of those..... Atleast that she would bring around all you yahoos:D

THLWL 03-18-2008 02:27 PM

Old classic 35' Cig at Ritchie Bros. Auction on I10. I was cruising down 10 and saw it. TH

http://www.rbauction.com/common_scri...=3&page_type=0

jeff1000man 03-18-2008 02:33 PM


Originally Posted by THLWL (Post 2489482)
Old classic 35' Cig at Ritchie Bros. Auction on I10. I was cruising down 10 and saw it. TH

http://www.rbauction.com/common_scri...=3&page_type=0

Might be wrth going.

Those boats have been bringing good money at Richie bros. lately.

There were some newer boats out there that sold for more than they would have been listed for on OSO.

Good info.

joew. 03-18-2008 02:47 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2488986)
I'll sleep in the boat.

You don't have a boat:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 03-18-2008 02:55 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2489511)
You don't have a boat:party-smiley-004:

post 18163

wstultz 03-18-2008 02:57 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2489511)
You don't have a boat:party-smiley-004:

It'll be here before then A$$! But i was really talking about sleeping in someone elses.:D

jeff1000man 03-18-2008 03:01 PM

Wade, the Taylor is back out of hiding. It is at 105 storage now getting ready for a rerig. :D:evilb:

wstultz 03-18-2008 03:07 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2489530)
Wade, the Taylor is back out of hiding. It is at 105 storage now getting ready for a rerig. :D:evilb:

Sweet, lets put twins on it.

joew. 03-18-2008 03:07 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2489518)
post 18163

I know azz clown. It was a joke.

joew. 03-18-2008 03:08 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2489523)
It'll be here before then A$$! But i was really talking about sleeping in someone elses.:D

Is it a secret????

Trojan-man 03-18-2008 03:09 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2489481)
She doesn't have any of those..... Atleast that she would bring around all you yahoos:D

then who were you trying to hook me up with last week ?? :cool-smiley-026: lol

Trojan-man 03-18-2008 03:10 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2489542)
Is it a secret????

it must be a secret, he wont even tell me, so you azz clowns quit calling me to find out what it is !! :angry-smiley-038::evilb::party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 03-18-2008 03:11 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2489544)
then who were you trying to hook me up with last week ?? :cool-smiley-026: lol

He would never introduce someone to be poluted by your dirtyness. :hitfan:

joew. 03-18-2008 03:12 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2489549)
it must be a secret, he wont even tell me, so you azz clowns quit calling me to find out what it is !! :angry-smiley-038::evilb::party-smiley-004:

Is he talking about the boat I was going to give him about twenty pages ago/???:evilb:

jeff1000man 03-18-2008 03:12 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2489537)
Sweet, lets put twins on it.

Name it the RED ROCKET

wstultz 03-18-2008 03:13 PM

Hey all of you inspector gadgets, it's written in my signitue profile. I bought a wee-boat.

Trojan-man 03-18-2008 03:14 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2489553)
He would never introduce someone to be poluted by your dirtyness. :hitfan:

now that is just not nice and/or not accurate :party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 03-18-2008 03:14 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2489556)
Hey all of you inspector gadgets, it's written in my signitue profile. I bought a wee-boat.

Rum Runner's are sweet azz boats.

Is it the one that was for sale last year in Cali?

Twin 350's and bravos?

Great looking paint job?

Trojan-man 03-18-2008 03:15 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2489556)
Hey all of you inspector gadgets, it's written in my signitue profile. I bought a wee-boat.

maybe we all thought that you just really liked rum all of the sudden :D:D:p

jeff1000man 03-18-2008 03:15 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2489558)
now that is just not nice and/or not accurate :party-smiley-004:

Insert "ALLEGED" into the sentence.

:evilb:
:D :D


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